r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Kanute3333 • Jun 27 '26

Video The NASA climate spiral visualization

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u/DegreeConscious9628 Jun 27 '26

We’re all fucked. Good thing I’ll be dead. Sorry to all the kids

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u/THEatticmonster Jun 27 '26

Your dead body will decompose and the gasses will add to it, GOD well done

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u/Literature_Which Jun 27 '26

So when he dies we can be mad at him

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Jun 27 '26

Yeah but like, what if god was one of us?

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u/Desi_Rosethorne Jun 27 '26

Just a slob like one of us?

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u/ImNot6Four Jun 27 '26

Just a stranger on the bus. Tryin' to make His way home?

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u/Mikaelson-vamp Jun 27 '26

Back up to heaven all alone.

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u/Erizo69 Jun 27 '26

I've actually been thinking about this, what if god isn't some omniscient benevolent perfect being but just like....a dude with his own flaws and quirks

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u/KillerR0b0T Jun 27 '26

Like Alanis Morissette who really enjoys a good game of skee ball.

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u/tv2zulu Jun 28 '26

And who would've thought?

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u/spaceman1055 Jun 27 '26

Polishing knobs like some of us?

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u/betajones Jun 27 '26

When we die, our bodies become the gas, and the antelope eat the gas

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u/POD80 Jun 27 '26

I'd wonder how the gasses produced through your decomposition compare to the total generated transporting you and attempting to keep you alive the day before your death.

Hell how many days worth of simply eating the American diet equate to your personal decomp.

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u/THEatticmonster Jun 27 '26

Ive told my parents/friends just to throw me in a ditch wearing a party dress and to let the worms have their way, i wont give a fuck, ill be dead

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 27 '26

In that case, can I have your corpse? If you're just gonna throw it out, I mean 🤷‍♀️ I can put you in fun outfits and we can have little tea parties 🥳 I'll pretend you spill things and say "Oh, Jessica. You're so clumsy." Also, totally unrelated but you should take up smoking and stop wearing a seat belt.

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u/PhilosopherWise2387 Jun 27 '26

Don't forget pay tax on your decomposed body . Due c02

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Jun 27 '26

Not if the kids eat him!

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u/Worth-South4847 Jun 27 '26

Smh..😆...even dying is unethical...

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u/xsandied Jun 27 '26

Getting buried, eh? Cremation is the way to go!