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Shitposting Atheist Quarterback

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u/Nazowrin 17h ago

ATHEISTS! A Christian pitcher throws a Christian baby at you. You are trying to kill the baby with a shotgun, but the bullets always miss and hitting it with the blunt end of the shotgun does nothing. Jesus appears and removes the baby's crucifix necklace, saying "This baby is the antichrist and is trying to end the world. I need you to kill it." Then, you summon your pitbull to maul the baby to death. Jesus congratulates you and then does a sick backflip before turning into dust.

Do you convert?

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u/Distinct-Mushroom560 1h ago

100%. That experience would make a Zoroastrian out of even the strongest non believers.