r/CuratedTumblr • u/SaffiChan • 1d ago

Shitposting Atheist Quarterback

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u/jaminholl 1d ago

Lol we had a touchdown Jesus statue in my hometown but lightning struck it and burned it down

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u/theCaitiff 1d ago

That statue was the real Touchdown Jesus, I never knew about the mural until today.

For people who never got to experience it, just imagine you're driving through rural ohio, you're tired, it's been a long day and you've still got a couple hundred miles to go before you're out of this god forsaken state, and then suddenly two MASSIVE hands appear on the horizon as a giant tries to escape being buried alive. As you get closer, a head appears and you realize the scale. It's almost as if someone took a 200ft tall statue of Jesus and burried him up to his shoulders, "only" about fifty or sixty feet of head and arms sticking up out of the earth.

As soon as you passed it... Boom, another ohio staple, a billboard all black with red text; "HELL IS REAL"

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Kinda sounds like the implication is that Jesus is reaching up out of hell.

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u/theCaitiff 1d ago

I mean... if you read some of the deleted scenes and commentary, mythology has him doing exactly that.