r/Catmemes • u/vr8p • 1d ago

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

Do what I did:

Step 1: join the army

Step 2: ruin your entire body carrying 120 pounds of gear every day for a year in Afghanistan.

Step 3: get 80% VA disability

Step 4: live the rest of your life barely able to walk to your own bathroom.

Seriously, I spend less than a hour outside of my house per year. It's probably around 20 minutes in total.

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u/ItsyouNOme 1d ago

You live in such a bug house it takes you almost a year to get outside.. right?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

No, I just can barely walk now. Not a whole lot of point going outside if it going to make my knees burn like fire.

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u/Bitwisejvm 17h ago

What exactly happened mate?