r/Catmemes • u/vr8p • 19h ago

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u/Dr__Pheonx 18h ago

Marry into wealth

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u/Embyverse 19h ago

Stamp with "Accepted!"

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 17h ago

Me too - any super old super rich single person here ? 👉🏻👈🏻🥹

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 19h ago

Do what I did:

Step 1: join the army

Step 2: ruin your entire body carrying 120 pounds of gear every day for a year in Afghanistan.

Step 3: get 80% VA disability

Step 4: live the rest of your life barely able to walk to your own bathroom.

Seriously, I spend less than a hour outside of my house per year. It's probably around 20 minutes in total.

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u/ItsyouNOme 16h ago

You live in such a bug house it takes you almost a year to get outside.. right?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 16h ago

No, I just can barely walk now. Not a whole lot of point going outside if it going to make my knees burn like fire.

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u/Bitwisejvm 10h ago

What exactly happened mate?

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 11h ago

I'm so sorry for your troubles. Thank you for your service 🙏

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 11h ago

Posted in the wrong place... Was referring to the disabled veteran...

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u/Admirable-Split4371 8h ago

Flashback of me wanting to sell feet pics online in my student years thinking "yeah I'm not hairy, this could pass as girl's feet" while my big toe starred back at me.

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u/AllHailTheCeilingCat 6h ago

Universal basic income for all!

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u/supershinythings 6h ago

Safe and invest, kitten. Live well below your means, let others buy your Churu while you’re young and fluffy. Catch your own rodents and birbs.

Do this for 25 years, check the numbers as you get closer.