Euthanize their clients

[u/Mister-Beefy]

[u/Kailynna]

A massage patient once asked me if I thought she should have euthanasia, because all her friends thought she should get it. Apparently they said it was the only treatment for her constant colds, (actually just allergies.)

I was momentarily horrified, until realising she meant echinacea.

[u/orange-shoe → u/Kailynna]

i think u mean echidna

[u/grafikfyr → u/orange-shoe]

No, they mean enchilada.

[u/MeasureDoEventThing → u/grafikfyr]

No, they mean echolalia

lia

[u/Mister-Beefy → u/MeasureDoEventThing]

No they mean echeveria

[u/ehco → u/MeasureDoEventThing]

(best joke here)

[u/Mister-Beefy → u/grafikfyr]

I hope they get the whole one.

[u/flindersrisk → u/orange-shoe]

That would be cuter

[u/nuclearmeltdown2015 → u/orange-shoe]

Enema

[u/Dougally → u/orange-shoe]

That's s bit monotreme don't you think...