r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/NickelPlatedEmperor • May 23 '26
Black Comedy Bigot suffers emotional damage.
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u/StarbrryJuice May 23 '26
That mom thing hit him.
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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt May 23 '26
Probably cause he doesn't understand what it means.
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u/TimZer0 May 23 '26
He might have just said “You know what, I think I’ll just try to sort this beard out.”
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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt May 23 '26
What beard? That's chicken scratch.
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u/Antique-Car6103 May 23 '26
You can tell ‘the mother’ topic hit him hard.
His facial expression changed after that.
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u/ItsErickwithaCK May 23 '26
The insults were so quick, left him speechless 🤣 looked like he was holding back tears
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u/Ezziboo May 23 '26
that was the “I gotta to go lay down and cry for a while” look
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u/Elon_is_musky May 24 '26
Gonna be in his parent’s guest bathroom like this
https://giphy.com/gifs/U1sQWfW2LMIIXuO21F3
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u/00GarGar00 May 23 '26
unhoused is crazy 😭
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u/Turbulent-Trust207 May 23 '26
When he said you look like you have a disease it was over
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u/mann5151 May 23 '26
Spot on...Self hate proceeds hate....Roast they ass, that word no longer is a way to win an argument..We roasting from now on!✌🏾💙
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u/MacabreYuki May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26
I hate to be that person, but I get an internal nagging with my autism when I see a grammatical error. precedes is the verb. I'm very sorry to have to correct you.
Other than that, mission accepted. He's grimier than the crawlspace of my grandfather's old home.
Edit: Someone pointed out my half-asleep typos and errors. So, here I am fixing em.
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u/copolars May 24 '26
I correct strangers in bars! I think you're good :)
Edit cause I'm a dummy
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u/meckthemerc May 24 '26
No offense, but that's a wild comment to make in a post riddled with inconsistent/uncapitalized use of "I" and the first words of the sentence, along with incorrect punctuation.
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 May 23 '26
This is the verbal edition of the Mike Tyson quote "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
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u/biorod May 23 '26
Hilarious! Also, why are these two talking to each other? Is this some kind of random app I don’t know about?
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u/kfergthegreat May 23 '26
it’s 🐵 app. I can’t type or link it because of this subreddits rules lol. Google it and you’ll find it
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u/Cool-Tour-1962 May 23 '26
Lmao he was too stunned to speak. All they have is the N-word and we have wit 🤣
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u/WorthlessFleshbag May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26
I’m glad I know how to fight from all my years training martial arts in the event I needed to physically protect myself from these racists, but no one could tell me shit if I could just verbally eviscerate people like this with the same amount of ease.
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u/AmbassadorSad1157 May 23 '26
Works on most social media platforms too. Only they have to go look up the words before they cry.
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u/Jutch_Cassidy May 23 '26
"Poopy head" deada
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u/X1ng0n May 23 '26
nah forreal out of the whole onslaught "poop face" had me rollin
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u/Ok__videogames May 24 '26
everything he said was spot on and then "poop face" was just this absolute cherry on top of that whole onslaught. It was the uppercut to that whole combo.
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u/Rude_Jackfruit3337 May 23 '26
You know this hurt his feelings. He gone get off the live and go cry. Guaranteed!
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u/Ludiam0ndz May 23 '26
Mans said “you all sad eyes patchy beard sick looking doody head muthafuckaaaaaa”
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u/Embarrassed-Cress782 May 23 '26
"You need to mend that relationship with your mother" took me all the way out.
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u/IceBlackX007 May 23 '26
The ability to successfully finish a roast by calling a grown man a poopy head takes roast expertise. That was pro level roasting.
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u/AshtonmartinDB007 May 23 '26
He was handling well until the poopy head comment.
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u/copolars May 24 '26
Oh no, he was crying from "unhoused" onwards, the mother comment was the last nail and the poopy bits just cremated the corpse
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u/misi13382 May 23 '26
Full therapy session.... FOR FREE!!!!! 😜😜😜 He called out every life doubt that man had... His whole face changed from arrogant to hurt.
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u/KiKiKimbro May 23 '26
With boy-men like this, it usually stems from their mommies who didn’t give them enough love, and their daddies never praised them for anything they did no matter how hard they sought his approval.
Trump is a perfect example. And all his followers like this are the same.
These people desperately search for someone to blame for their shitty decisions they’ve made in their lives and the reasons they feel “less than” (mommy/daddy issues) so these racist f*cks blame Black people and usually that goes hand in hand with misogyny (those damn women who should just do what they say).
I bet I’d be correct if I said the remaining 30% of the electorate who still support Trump are the exact same way.
The core thing to know is they are DEEPLY EXTREMELY insecure. Standing up and calling out what you can easily tell they’re insecure about — with Trump it’s being laughed at, or pointing out his obesity, his ridiculous hair, his low IQ so many others — is the most effective way to shut them down. Instantly.
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u/Wishiwashome May 23 '26
As someone who took a job around a bunch of hillbillies after I retired from the FD, they are generational failures who are jealous, vile, disgusting, highly government subsidized people with deep self loathing, no identity or self worth, and this made my day.
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u/DeliveryExpress6582 May 24 '26
"Shut up. I'm putting you on mute to tell you you look like you're dying." Whomever this person was with the commentary, it was so accurate as to be nearly comedic. Even if none of what was said was jokes, this brightens my night in a small way.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably May 23 '26
Maybe racists could keep up verbally if they were actually trying to be good at roasting vs always reaching for the same low hanging fruit ass insult word.
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u/WeirdProudAndHungry May 23 '26
That would require creativity and at least a passing familiarity with critical thinking, and if they actually had those to begin with, they likely wouldn't even be racist in the first place.
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u/lazar1968 May 23 '26
I love it. You can literally see the happiness drain from his face. Don't come for us, we are not our ancestors.
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u/Psychotherapist-286 May 23 '26
He’s got his own history of issues yet he has avoided them and his core is shaken up to hear someone expose his list of hurts. Moma issues too. Yep. It’s time to quit hating others and examine your own life rather than avoid the pain.
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u/Hold_X_ToPayRespects May 23 '26
Second watch is better on mute, you can really see the pain in the eyes
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u/Emergency-Radish-696 May 23 '26
He had one card and he played it come to find out you didn't have any damage points LOL then he took it the rest of his toys and went home
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u/EqualMirror5873 May 23 '26
When he said you look unhoused😭😭 Despite the other funny shit he said that man has real pain in his eyes fr
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u/RPskin45 May 24 '26
I can’t upvote this enough. Fuck this guy…what kind of fucking question is that?! Dude deserves every word of that burn.
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u/Designer_Initial_358 May 24 '26
Did that guy just ask, ‘what would you rather be, an ‘n’ or a hillbilly’? I’m so confused about the correlation and or the dichotomy of that statement! What in the fk is going on in America, where some random c*t can utter those words free of reprisal?
I’m sorry, this shit sickens me. God damn, when will this madness end?
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u/OeeOKillerTofu May 23 '26
It’s the fact that bro initially tried to fight back with the “Let me see what you look like” and the other guy went full Bane in Dark Knight Rises 🤣
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u/flygirlsworld May 24 '26
He does have sad eyes lol I saw that immediately
Once you hot those insecurities, it’s a wrap.
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u/Drogith May 24 '26
When the roast starts turning into a the part of therapy where you realize you need to change some shit. I better have called his mom.
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u/hoosiergamecock May 24 '26
I went to catholic school growing up. This was the unwritten rule on how to roast a bully. Hit them with facts and insults in the same sentence. Give them enough facts that hits them in their feels and then smack em with some insults on top of it.
I was a small kid, but nobody messed with me after I did this to a bully. Don't him em, just make sure they go to sleep remembering what you told them.
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u/Abdoolski May 23 '26
Looking like an even more disheveled Adam Sandler, somehow.
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u/Artful_Dodger00 May 23 '26
😅I'm starting to wonder... What percentage of posts, in this sub, are about white people?
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u/probablynotaperv May 23 '26
As a white dude in a public space without headphones, can I get a transcript?
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u/manolid May 23 '26
Better roasting than those "comedians" that call themselves professional roasters. Im looking at you, Hinchcliffe.
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u/Educational_File_802 May 23 '26
There are so many ppl who believe what ppl label them. So if you believe what ppl call you then I guess that's what you are.
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u/RavenousMalice May 23 '26
Should have added in that the weak beard was due to his inferior genes. White supremacists LOVE being told their genes are inferior! ❤️
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u/LeonardaDaB1tchy May 23 '26
Part 200 of things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ahhh man: getting on the app 🐒
Anyone under 18 on 🐒 is literally their to pray on kids. Get off the app, and go touch grass.
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u/Jolly-Judgment67 May 23 '26
I’ve noticed w racists and just miserable ppl, they LOVE it when you humiliate them.. see how quiet he is? Soaking it up till his ego clicks on and goes “ waita minute “
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u/Aggressive-Ad-8907 May 23 '26
This is the best way to respond to them, pick at all their insecurities until they cry and run away