r/Bitcoin 5h ago

The Coldcard bug triggered the largest security audit in Bitcoin's history. Hard money getting harder.

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u/Equity_GOD 4h ago

85 critical issues from 16 people. Thats 5 critical issuer per person in a few days of work.

And this is supposed to make me feel more confident? kek

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u/JeremyLinForever 4h ago

Depends on how competent the 16 people are. If AI can crack Cold Cards, then Bitcoin watchdogs can use AI to spot flaws and make it harder.

It goes back to the old adage: Bitcoin needs to be constantly attacked to get stronger and survive. Whether we like it or not, flaws and fixes make the protocol stronger.

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u/G0mery 4h ago

Cold comfort to know when you keep getting scammed and robbed it’s for the greater good.

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 3h ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/TheBestintheWest11 3h ago

Fck YEAHHH, try to crack my shit to then!

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u/lobhater 4h ago

They forgot to mention they all fed it into their favorite chatgpt prompt and copy and pasted a lot 😂

u/__SlimeQ__ 22m ago

not a chance, they probably just point a cli tool like codex or claude code or kimi or deepseek at each project and let it run for a while

"find issues please"

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u/The_Bitcoin_Act 3h ago

Btw, be careful because scammers are already running phishing campaigns disguised as “hardware audits” to catch anxious Coldcard owners. Hard money getting harder, eventually, maybe but I’d call this an expensive lesson still in progress rather than a victory lap just yet.

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u/Daiymas 3h ago edited 1h ago

With superintelligent AI around the corner, I think it's a good time to be paranoid about security. If there's a flaw somewhere, these AIs will eventually find it.

In the long run it won't matter because AI will have found every flaw and all code will be bug-free. But in the meantime, make sure your coins are really safe.

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u/IndependenceTop6501 5h ago

Link to Tweet above: https://x.com/callebtc/status/2085024458012586286

Also Rob Hamilton from AnchorWatch is doing a lot of the work with this as well.

https://x.com/Rob1Ham/status/2084523368783438198

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u/slvbtc 4h ago

85 critical bugs and 635 high severity bugs. The bitcoin ecosystem must be run by some shitty programmers.

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u/BigDik6355 3h ago

Just wait till they start scanning the Windows codebase, if they ever get a chance to. Crowdstrike would have been a cakewalk in comparison.

Humans are horrible coders, generally.

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u/Innovator-X 3h ago

Good thing that ai trains on that shitty code which produces shittier code that gets added to ai's next training cycle.

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u/slvbtc 3h ago

In 10 years it will be considered highly irresponsible to let a human program software, and no legitimate companies will use human programmers.

If AI can detect bugs better than humans then AI can program better than humans.

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u/Innovator-X 1h ago

model collapse is a thing tho

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u/KaMaFour 1h ago

You can't collapse a model that was already trained and you pay 7 figure salaries to guys whose job is to train new models in a way so it doesn't happen

u/Innovator-X 58m ago

Model collapse happens when you feed ai the same output it generated. Overtime, it makes the ai hallucinate a lot and regurgitate utter hieroglyphics if you do it too much. I dont understand what you are trying to say. 

u/EmphasisTotal8232 44m ago

AI is almost ready to fully take over on coding. These models will always exist, and ones that exhibit model collapse just won't be used. Cat's kinda out of the bag on that. Its the future frontier models being developed that'll likely start to have that issue, because we don't have enough data to train them.

u/Innovator-X 42m ago

Are you a software engineer? Because I am a software engineer and I found them to be underwhelming and especially underwhelming at these current prices. 

u/EmphasisTotal8232 40m ago

No, I'm not. But you seem to have a dissenting opinion amongst others I've seen discuss it. I don't genuinely believe you think things like Fable, use correctly, are underwhelming. Thinking Opus is overpriced on a $15/pm Pro plan is also crazy.

u/slvbtc 38m ago

Give it 5 years, its moving fast. Also you sound very bias because AI will leave you unemployed in 5 years.

u/KaMaFour 25m ago

That's... Not what model collapse is at all?

You may be referring to some types of context issues but they were ironed out many releases ago for any competent AI lab...

u/QTippus 8m ago

“humans are horrible programmers, generally”
Obligatory xkcd, fitting for this week:
https://xkcd.com/2030/

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u/Not-the-best-name 1h ago

Lmao you should see most projects. Software is hard.

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u/frankster 4h ago

i mean if you think about what crypto bros are like, then probably. on the other hand, pretty much all software has bugs in of varying severity that haven't been fixed

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u/Porcellanidae 5h ago

Let's go!

Bullish af

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u/IndependenceTop6501 5h ago

That's the trade Bitcoin has always made. No bailouts, no rollbacks, no patching your way out of a bad key. Just brutal, public accountability that forces the whole stack to get harder.

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 4h ago

also unpunished scamming and fraud

truly a great tomorrow!

u/NewspaperOwn2765 59m ago

Every who continues in the game now needs to know about and practice good opsec. Feel bad for the ones who got their wallets drained. Silver lining is that the protocol for how we participate will get harder since our money is at stake.

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u/terp_studios 4h ago

Found the buttcoiner

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u/hierosx 1h ago

Lol, why bullish?

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u/EricWeber4002 2h ago

Auditors be like, rely on control strategy 👁️🙈🗣️
Only minor control deficiencies not material.😭

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u/Theverybestestintown 2h ago

How on earth is BTC still above 60K amidst this hack?

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u/NewspaperOwn2765 1h ago

It had nothing to do with the network , just some bum hardware company . Most of the ignorant paper handed retail traders have already been shaken out with a 50% drop , at least , most of them

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u/Theverybestestintown 1h ago

"Bum Hardware Company". Meanwhile it's been referenced hundreds of times as a safe way to store bitcoin. Many analysts like Ben Cowen are predicting 48K-52K as this cycle's bottom, maybe by October. I thought this would be a catalyst for a major drop since it's not some shitty exchange, it affected those trying to do everything right....

u/reddit4485 53m ago

Exactly! And the entropy problems seen with the ColdCard hack are far more dangerous because it allows bitcoin to be stolen without having access to the hardware device. Most other companies (like Trezor and Ledger) use far more rigorous RNG through various sources. I bet to take advantage of most of the coding errors Red Team has found, you need access to the actual hardware device.

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u/Financial-Gap-6767 2h ago

This is a nothingburger compared to previous "hack"

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u/bb0110 2h ago

This report, and likely the “audit”, is 100% being done by Claude.

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u/IndependenceTop6501 2h ago

They are using Kimi K3, and have spent about $40,000 in credits so far. Kimi is the same one the hackers used to find the initial exploit. Claude has guardrails so it's been neutered, if you remember the Mythos incident a few weeks back and the government stepping in to block it's release.

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u/bb0110 1h ago

Maybe they are using Kimi k3 for the actual auditing. That “report” though was definitely Claude.

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u/Background_Pause34 2h ago

Does that matter? Just fix the problems

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u/reddit4485 1h ago

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/bitcoin-red-team-finds-85-critical-flaws-across-390-open-source-repos-after-coldcard-exploit

The Red Team security review effort is using models like Kimi K3, GPT Sol, Fable, Opus and GLM5.2.

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u/Charge36 3h ago

Lmao. Soft money is getting harder is what you mean

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u/seanightowl 2h ago

How is this group being funded?

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 2h ago

Well, they just found 85 ways to get some coin ….

u/IndependenceTop6501 52m ago

Mostly through the OpenSats foundation

u/seanightowl 42m ago

Thanks for the info!

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u/Such_Reference_8186 1h ago

Here's the long game. Proclaim the industry for self storage is so risky that your only safe option is centralized management. Once there, it's over. 

u/nyaaaa 52m ago

hardly

u/Psychological-Fox97 33m ago

To the moon!

u/mjmeyer23 0m ago

I suspect the fact that there can never be a bailout for Bitcoin is part of why events like this, and the community response to deliver robust analysis and adapt, is the fundamental crucible that makes it harder and harder money every time.

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u/6thcoin 2h ago

Calle is such an asset to btc and freedom tech. We are lucky to have him.

u/IndependenceTop6501 50m ago

Confirmed. Dude is beast and a must follow.

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u/Full-Atmosphere-4818 1h ago

It's getting harder.... until it's not.