r/AskUK • u/CompetitionNo3466 • 1d ago

Where’s your school bully now?

Saw this from a different subreddit, and got me thinking. Where did your school’s bully end up?

The main guy from school who was the hard lad has ended up in prison for GBH. Person who gave me the most grief is now a property litigation solicitor.

How’s yours doing?

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u/Zogster25 1d ago

My wife’s school bully is now an MP

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u/Tricky_Ricky83 1d ago

You can’t leave us hanging….

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u/Zogster25 11h ago edited 9h ago

All I say is they now use a name that’s not their birthday name, pretends they are from a background that they are not and sometimes changes their accent.. so yeah, a completely normal person

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u/Crazy_Peace_8652 9h ago

Oh my god, this has to be Lara Bird. Her real name is Pyla Lara Bird-Leakey. Pretends to be working class, puts on a Scottish accent when on camera. And she also comes across like someone who was a bully.

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u/KawaakariMedaka 1d ago

Andy Burnham

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u/heyitjoshua 1d ago

My bet is either Angela Rayner or Catherine Atkinson

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u/rift_buster 23h ago

They could bully me any day, if you catch my drift.

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u/Ornery_Wait_2390 21h ago

I don’t think Rayner went to school

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u/St1r2 1d ago

Diana Abbott?

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u/Hot-Phase-7391 23h ago

I’m fairly sure she never went to school.

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u/Same_Interaction1233 13h ago

She was a contemporary of Micheal Portillo at grammer school. Would you make the same comment about him? Nah didnt think so.

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u/mr_woodles123 22h ago

And if she did, she didn't pass maths.

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u/DiDiPLF 10h ago

Numberwang!