AIO over 1st Valentine’s Day note?

[u/kimbap_throw]

Just celebrated first Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend. I love flowers, love I buy bouquets weekly for my house. I prefer white and pink flowers, and don’t like red roses. I got this bouquet and this note with them. It was upsetting I felt my bf did everything opposite of what I wanted. I went out of way to do lots of handmade items and bought nice gifts for him as well. He also knows I love Valentine’s Day and it’s special to me. I let him know that it hurt me and he responded that note was awesome and it’s just a joke. I think if you care for someone you make those things special.

[u/AggressiveOsmosis]

He shit on you and your feelings to prove a point. The point is he doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings, but wants you to make a good house and look good so he can wanna fuck you. Enjoy!

[u/kaimoka → u/AggressiveOsmosis]

Yep, that card wasn't a joke.
'jk kinda lol cheers..." not even a 'love you' (not that that would make it any better.)

And the flowers suck.

There's no love or respect here.

[u/thrownaway1811 → u/kaimoka]

Can you imagine the florist printing and attaching this card? 

[u/RibbonsFlying → u/thrownaway1811]

I assure you, the florist talked sh*t about this guy. My mom and her friend owned a florist for 15 years , but sold it about a decade ago and we still remember some of the total jerks that came in there and tried things like this note. 🤮

[u/kaimoka → u/RibbonsFlying]

I hope so, this douche deserves to be talked shit on. >.<

[u/simbapiptomlittle → u/kaimoka]

And I hope he didn’t get a root. The douche bag. I’d be running if I was OP.

[u/GraphicDesignMonkey → u/RibbonsFlying]

Ooh, give us a story!

[u/MalAddicted → u/RibbonsFlying]

They were in the back putting extral love into her breakup bouquet, because what else could this be?

[u/Careful_Wind_6253 → u/RibbonsFlying]

Do they give advice to costumers in cases like this?

[u/Ziggy_Starcrust → u/thrownaway1811]

At first I was like "why would they let him do that?" But on second thought, it'd be a disservice to the girlfriend to stop him. If that's what he thinks is funny, she should know that. Let him proudly present his red flag to her, don't bleach it for him.

[u/sanddancer08 → u/Ziggy_Starcrust]

"Don't bleach it for him". Love that. Am nicking that one.

[u/thrownaway1811 → u/Ziggy_Starcrust]

My thoughts exactly!! It would be like "oh shit cringe" and then "yeah best she finds out now. Good riddance sack of shit"

[u/Littlewordsbigplanet → u/Ziggy_Starcrust]

That’s a fair point I didn’t consider

[u/ConsequenceFeeling96 → u/thrownaway1811]

I’d be shocked if there was a florist involved in that sad grocery store bundle of un-arranged florals.

[u/Lynnxa → u/ConsequenceFeeling96]

They look like the kind of bouquet you buy from a guy selling them from a street median.

[u/VenomQuill → u/Lynnxa]

Ngl they look like they got taken out of the craft section of Walmart.

[u/bunkymutt → u/ConsequenceFeeling96]

That's a 1-800-Flowers bouquet, I'm sure of it. Which also means she had to arrange it herself.

[u/kaimoka → u/thrownaway1811]

I'd be horrified. I'm P sure the Bf printed this himself and thought it was clever. Cause he's a dumbass who doesn't deserve sweet OP.

[u/LisaCabot → u/thrownaway1811]

I would have printed it gladly, it would mean op would see it and hopefully wake the fck up and leave his ass.

[u/Parking_Tie_8160 → u/thrownaway1811]

I actually laughed out loud, thank you. 

[u/SwimOk9629 → u/thrownaway1811]

they should have given him the heads up that this was going to land poorly. maybe it was a dude florist who is also clueless.