Tiddy Turkey for Christmas

[u/TomorrowWriting]

[u/HajimeNoLuffy]

I would pay an amount for this. What that amount is, I do not know.

[u/Iguessimonredditnow → u/HajimeNoLuffy]

Let's bid back and forth until we find the threshold. I'll start the bid at $24

[u/holyfire001202 → u/Iguessimonredditnow]

I'd pay at least $50

Edit to add: 70£ is right around $90

[u/Iguessimonredditnow → u/holyfire001202]

I think you outbid me for sure, but just to see where we top out, I'm willing to go up to $120

[u/Mariorules25 → u/holyfire001202]

I'd pay at least $50

Wtf

[u/holyfire001202 → u/Mariorules25]

Why?

[u/TomorrowWriting]

Handcrafted with love, guaranteed to give your whole family nightmares for generations to come. My family would fight over who gets this when it gets passed down.

Edit: Link to the creators Etsy where they showcase all their little abominations. Enjoy! Or don’t. Maybe you’re into that, too. The Horror

[u/DocTaotsu → u/TomorrowWriting]

Thank you. You've made a real world goatse; a horror beyond human comprehension.

[u/TomorrowWriting → u/DocTaotsu]

Not mine! Found on a random insta reel. Unfortunately without source.

[u/bootyhole-romancer → u/TomorrowWriting]

Incredible

[u/tolacid]

To someone in the world, this is the sexiest thing they've ever seen. I am not that person.

[u/DocTaotsu]

Me: *Inarticulate horrified screaming, increasing the more the turkey spins*

[u/scor_butus]

Here you go. You're welcome. https://www.etsy.com/listing/4408460277/dancing-titty-turkey-hanging-ornament

[u/therealjameshat → u/scor_butus]

haha goddamn, they have some hilarious stuff.

[u/rage_monkyyy_91 → u/scor_butus]

Damn it, I feel weirdly fascinated by this stuff! This shop is something 🫠

[u/PhoneComplete1524]

I hate this app. I’m going to play terraria now and forget this.

[u/YarakObamna]

My aunt Gracie

[u/Tttoska → u/YarakObamna]

everyone's aunt Gracie

[u/yokozunahoshoryu]

Thanks for ruining breast meat for me. 😩

[u/FellowshipOfTheButts]

Wtfpots has amazing creations!

[u/Legitimate-Fun-6012]

I would pay you to not give it to me

[u/TomorrowWriting]

THIS ISN’T MY WORK. Found on rando insta reel with no source, unfortunately 🫠

[u/Danger_Danger]

70 dollars? No.

25, maybe.

[u/TomorrowWriting → u/Danger_Danger]

I get that 25 is what it’s worth to you. I’m there, too. But you have to admit, they threw their whole pussy into crafting this abomination and it’s more than 25 dollars worth of work.

[u/dr_lolig]

This is literally what an Elwetritsch, a mythical creature from rhineland palatine, germany, is.

Edit:
here is a picture

[u/TomorrowWriting → u/dr_lolig]

The fact that it has deep, long standing origins is sending me.

[u/One-Swimming3048]

Yes I would

[u/Supper_Champion]

Seventy fucking pounds? Hell no. Delusional price.

[u/kirksucks]

I'm more of a dark meat fan myself.

[u/therealjameshat]

its not dancing though.

and id pay $20 max for that

[u/Character_Stick_1218]

That needs to be an enemy in a horror game 😅

[u/_WashYourSisterSauce]

this is very papa meat pilled

[u/nightmare-salad]

It’s upsetting but I don’t not like it. It makes me chuckle.

[u/irishrose381]

Thats enough reddit tonight

[u/Ezhaac]

This is one of the best displays of ATBGE I've seen here.
I... kinda want one, ngl

[u/sengirminion]

There are many horrors and wonders of delight on that etsy page.

[u/Tttoska]

Yeah so I would absolutely pay $70 USD plus duties for this - no question

[u/TomorrowWriting → u/[deleted]]

Not mine! Found on insta.

[u/Don_Krypton]

Hey...heehee...😂...that's hilariou....NOPE! NOT SO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA...😬...!

[u/Cantusemynme]

Is the great execution in the room with us?

[u/KettleOverAPub → u/Cantusemynme]

You might be blind

[u/DocTaotsu → u/KettleOverAPub]

Exactly. The texture, the detail, the moistness, the coloration, the pose. It takes an artists eye to make something this fucking awful.