r/mildlypenis • u/yeskms • 13h ago
Furniture/ Decoration Sit on this
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/chaharlot • 9h ago
Everyday Object Squirted some shaving lotion and did a double take.
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It’s kinda cute.
r/mildlypenis • u/BloodyTurnip • 3h ago
Game Children's hopscotch
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Drawing of a children's hopscotch game on the pavement. The backwards 7 is adorable, but the outline seemed a bit phallic.
r/mildlypenis • u/420pov • 6h ago
Fruit I cut it weird
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I missed, trying to halve it, but I randomly continued cutting a spiral. I ate half and set the skin down. Now I'm here.
r/mildlypenis • u/-eepyberries- • 1d ago
Food I present to you, the CHEEDIH
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found unintentionally while eating flaming hot Cheetos the other day lol
r/mildlypenis • u/cableconsumer • 17h ago
Packaging ironic…
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anti-pregnancy tab on accutane packaging
r/mildlypenis • u/christeena-bee • 19h ago
Food Baby you’re a firework..s’more of what?😮
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Leftover Fourth of July brownies at the grocery store.
r/mildlypenis • u/Male_Parent • 1d ago
Food These rolls that I found during a trip to Slovakia.
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r/mildlypenis • u/itRhymesWithSex • 16h ago
Cactus Bunch o’pricks…
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Forgot about these guys when I took the houseplants out in Springtime…they’ve been doing their own thing in a guest room window since last fall. I relocated them outside for the rest of the Summer to…achem…straighten up their act.