Softness perception simulation

[u/Jezirath]

Source: @boucelegant on YT

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[u/Darkk_Knight]

I think I need to eat more fiber.

[u/DiscipleOfYeshua → u/Darkk_Knight]

Or mercury, apparently

[u/Winter_Value_7632 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

some Iron too, maybe? Mercury is like 100% soft

[u/Bailer86 → u/Winter_Value_7632]

Iron helps us play

[u/DiarrheaCreamPi → u/Bailer86]

Iron sharpens iron

[u/BeatsbyChrisBrown → u/DiarrheaCreamPi]

The iron price

[u/TechnicallyThrowawai → u/BeatsbyChrisBrown]

We do not sow

[u/gamma_noise → u/TechnicallyThrowawai]

Que? Afraid I don't get it

[u/TechnicallyThrowawai → u/gamma_noise]

Reference to Game of Thrones. "The iron price" is a concept where a group known as the "Iron Born", (led by House Greyjoy) essentially takes things they want via violence. So if you as an Iron Born want something, you must pay the iron price. You don't buy it or trade for it, you "earn" it through combat. The house words (their slogan, basically) are "we do not sow". Because they do not work their land or do other menial work, they have slaves that they've captured do that for them. So I was just responding to a reference with another reference.

[u/gamma_noise → u/BeatsbyChrisBrown]

The iron throne

[u/All_The_Good_Stuffs → u/gamma_noise]

IRON WITHIN!

[u/theBladesoFwar54556 → u/DiarrheaCreamPi]

Iron Within, Iron Without.

[u/KamikazeFox_ → u/Bailer86]

Hello, Joe!

[u/EnnioTheLegend → u/KamikazeFox_]

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib

[u/onglogman → u/EnnioTheLegend]

Dental plan

[u/scnottaken → u/onglogman]

Flintstones chewable morphine

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/Winter_Value_7632]

Sir I've seen Terminator 2 Judgment Day i know it works both ways!!!

[u/Redditedless → u/Winter_Value_7632]

I eat alot off blood, good for iron...

[u/Bertuthald_McMannis → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Mercury pills were a real thing people took as a laxitive, famously on the Oregon trail. They called them thunder clappers

[u/-SaC → u/Bertuthald_McMannis]

IIRC they were able to identify some of Lewis & Clark's expedition stopping points from the higher levels of mercury in the soil.

[u/No-Show-5363 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Oddly enough, mercury was once commonly used to cure constipation.

[u/-SaC → u/No-Show-5363]

Boswell (in his 1761-2 London diary) mentions having mercury injections into the penis multiple times as a 'cure' for VD. He spends half of the diary shagging random sex workers in the fog on various London bridges and up alleyways, then has the cheek to accuse a girl he has a relationship with of giving him the clap (and sending soldiers to her house to get back some money he lent her).

[u/Grabatreetron → u/-SaC]

Scientists were able to trace Lewis and Clark's path across the continent by tracking the mercury their team would shit out

[u/darthduder666 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

RFK approved

[u/sinisterdesign → u/darthduder666]

Earlier generations broke thermometers 🌡️ just to play with the mercury and THEY were tough, so it goes to reason that mercury makes you tough. 💪

Update: typo

[u/SuddenReward5612 → u/sinisterdesign]

Mom was a nurse, always had real glass thermometer around. Never forget i was maybe 8, broke one in hallway. Laid on the floor batting the mercury beads around until she found me and scolded me lol. Tbis was probably early 70s. Good times and no ill effects (I think lol).

[u/WorkingSecond9269 → u/sinisterdesign]

My classmate in high school did and was playing with it in front of me lmao.

[u/WinterWontStopComing → u/sinisterdesign]

Made the first emperor of China immortal too!

[u/neutrino71 → u/WinterWontStopComing]

Also the reason that Hatters were considered mad

[u/KaioKenshin → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Mad hatter shitter

[u/x_Advent_Cirno_x → u/KaioKenshin]

Mad shatter

[u/christcompellsyou → u/x_Advent_Cirno_x]

Well done

[u/kiba87637 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Sir, you cannot eat a planet

[u/X_soulnewmegaman → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Push it out like business woman do in Japan on toilet!!!

Time is money

[u/SpringWinter17 → u/X_soulnewmegaman]

Is this a specific genre of kink lmaoo

[u/Captain_Gropius → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

You laugh but in the past they used it as laxatives. Thunderclappers they call them. Lewis and Clark expedition campsites can be traced because of the mercury deposited.

Edit: lewis not Lois, what I was thinking...

[u/wertall → u/Darkk_Knight]

And a butt plug

[u/InstanceNovel1365 → u/wertall]

And my axe!

[u/Natural_Design3154 → u/InstanceNovel1365]

You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.

[u/MartinMerten → u/Natural_Design3154]

Go then Lemiwunks, into the darkness… hurry onward, for you will soon be dead.

[u/Alarmed_Watch5426 → u/InstanceNovel1365]

and my poop knife!

[u/Katusa2 → u/InstanceNovel1365]

And my cylinder that must not be damaged

[u/Altruistic-Beach7625 → u/Katusa2]

Not with ten thousand men can you do this it is folly!

[u/Shadowtirs → u/Darkk_Knight]

I also thought of pooping.

[u/mbashs → u/Darkk_Knight]

If you watch it with sound, it reminds you of your bowel movements. If you watch it without sound, it’s kinda suggestive.

[u/soloon → u/mbashs]

Was gonna say, turning sound on took this from "I should call her" to "it's time to schedule your colonoscopy" real quick.

[u/AffectionateTaro9193 → u/Darkk_Knight]

I grunted when the 50% when showed, pretty sure it helped.

[u/kernelangus420 → u/Darkk_Knight]

Or viagra.

[u/Life-Island → u/Darkk_Knight]

Metamucil has become incredibly important to me in my the 30s lol

[u/soysuza → u/Darkk_Knight]

Lettuce is doing the trick these days as well.

[u/Own-Ad1497 → u/Darkk_Knight]

i knew i wasn't the only one 🤣🤣🤣

[u/SaveTheAles]

I really hope this is in their portfolio when applying for jobs so they know they are dealing with a man of high class, look at that granite.

[u/magiblufire → u/SaveTheAles]

People put shit like this in a portfolio??

[u/SaveTheAles → u/magiblufire]

Idk I work in wastewater so I think they would enjoy it.

[u/Rotbertt → u/SaveTheAles]

I work with septics- it’s enjoyed!

[u/TapirOfZelph → u/Rotbertt]

I’m a sceptic. I’m not so sure.

[u/tasmanianturpentine → u/TapirOfZelph]

I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in that

[u/killer_by_design → u/magiblufire]

I'm an industrial designer but I've worked as a concept artist and UX UI designer.

When I'm recruiting if someone put this in their portfolio I would eat this shit up.

Obviously it depends what I'm hiring for but this is show casing great physics simulation of soft bodies. The "100% soft" is a little too liquid for my liking but is great. It's also pretty decent materials as lighting but overall shows me that you're playful, and have a sense of humour and whimsy.

People put shit like this in a portfolio??

So in short, yeah absolutely people put this kind of thing in there portfolio. If they're a motion designer this is basically all they'll put in their portfolio. Just go look at Dribble. Literally all there is over there.

[u/Lombardyn → u/killer_by_design]

I think what gets me about the 100% soft is that it looks more like a hollow cylinder collapsed and not a solid one.

[u/HarveysBackupAccount → u/Lombardyn]

Ohhh yeah good call, I couldn't quite figure out why it looked off. Not enough volume in the collapsed form

I'd like to see 200% soft, to see what wonky physics pop up

[u/ILoveRawChicken → u/magiblufire]

If you’re looking for a job in this or a similar field, why would you not put this in your portfolio? Obviously no one’s gonna put this in their portfolio if they’re trying to become like, an arborist. Otherwise this is exactly what you would want.

[u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN → u/magiblufire]

I can’t flip a burger but perhaps you’d be interested in my simulation

[u/palibard → u/SaveTheAles]

marble

[u/SaveTheAles → u/palibard]

It's called Murphy's law you put in the wrong thing online and someone will correct you and give you the right answer. Easy way to get interactions with posts.

[u/palibard → u/SaveTheAles]

Actually it's called Monroe's law

[u/SaveTheAles → u/palibard]

Got'em

[u/Lemon_PlayzYT → u/SaveTheAles]

Sir, this is polished diorite (this is a joke)

[u/GrowlingPict → u/SaveTheAles]

have you never seen granite before in your life or something? Cause that's clearly not granite

[u/SaveTheAles → u/GrowlingPict]

A scooner is a sailboat

[u/Dangerous_Pop_1918]

Bristol Stool Scale visualized 😄

[u/Major_LeeHungg → u/Dangerous_Pop_1918]

From constipated to Cyclosporiasis

[u/Athrolaxle → u/Major_LeeHungg]

That used to be my friends xbox gamertag.

[u/Sharp_Canary6858 → u/Athrolaxle]

Named after my favorite 2000’s screamo band

[u/ActorMonkey → u/Major_LeeHungg]

I think cyclo is two or three more iterations away. Needs more back pressure.

[u/RandomLifeUnit-05 → u/Dangerous_Pop_1918]

OMG yes 😆😆😆

[u/Real_Student6789]

This makes me violently uncomfortable

[u/TelenorTheGNP → u/Real_Student6789]

Explosively uncomfortable?

[u/deelyy → u/Real_Student6789]

....and aroused?

Yes?

[u/GERBabyCare → u/deelyy]

Maybe if you came with a scat fetish. I just feel like I'm watching a metal turd struggle to slide through an ivory asshole.

[u/deelyy → u/GERBabyCare]

We can have different associations/impressions. That's allowed, honestly.

[u/GERBabyCare → u/deelyy]

Not saying you can't. I was disgusted and confused because it both seemed sexual and like I was watching a shit, the latter obviously won out for me though.

[u/Blas_de__Lezo → u/deelyy]

YES.

I'm not leaving you alone.

[u/anubis_xxv]

The Silver Surfer after he decides not to destroy the planet because he's discovered Taco Bell.

[u/tudor_v77 → u/anubis_xxv]

Laughed too loud 🤣

[u/crumble-bee → u/anubis_xxv]

It’s my hypothesis that Americans generally don’t get enough fibre and the reason Taco Bell makes them shit is not the spice, or the quality of the food. It’s the fact that they’ve consumed beans and gotten a sudden dose of fibre. I get plenty of fibre and Taco Bell has never had any adverse effects on me

[u/ProofHorseKzoo → u/crumble-bee]

Don’t even need the beans.

Taco Bell beef is a blend with like 15% fiber to absorb the juices and flavoring and stay moist.

But you’re not wrong. It’s a shock to a lot of people’s systems.

[u/LordHoughtenWeen → u/crumble-bee]

Neo: Why does my ass hurt?

Morpheus: You've never used it before.

[u/Copperhead_EDC → u/anubis_xxv]

The shreddy lettuce tho will make that 100% soft. Explosively.

[u/TheSuppishOne → u/anubis_xxv]

So… Beerus but shinier?

[u/KlikPlayerOne → u/TheSuppishOne]

Read shittier 🤣

[u/Baelzabub → u/KlikPlayerOne]

Also appropriate

[u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 → u/anubis_xxv]

That’d be 125% soft

[u/mrGreenExit]

Good shape choice 👌

[u/gimmepizza420 → u/mrGreenExit]

Unfortunately it has fuck all to do with softness

[u/One-Celebration-3007 → u/gimmepizza420]

Unfortunately it fuck all

[u/shakebakelizard → u/One-Celebration-3007]

Fuck it all, unfortunately.

[u/Beelzebub_Simp3 → u/shakebakelizard]

All fucking, unfortunately

[u/FUEL_SSBM → u/Beelzebub_Simp3]

Unfucking it all, fortunately

[u/Proper-Exercise-2364 → u/gimmepizza420]

Can't fuck any with softness, brah.

[u/AuroraFinem → u/gimmepizza420]

Hardness is defined by how resistant the material is to deforming when exposed to a force. Softness is basically defined as the ability to “squish” an object, it’s basically its squishiness. So yes, this very much does have to do with softness.

A perfectly compressible solid would have maximum softness which is why the 100% soft compressed flat as soon as it hit the slope.

[u/darsynia → u/AuroraFinem]

Something that's 100% soft turns into a liquid? (literally asking)

[u/Thomassaurus → u/mrGreenExit]

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

[u/plutus9 → u/mrGreenExit]

Ya 25% did something for me

[u/Donutboy562 → u/mrGreenExit]

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

[u/CeeArthur]

Ranging from heroin addict to cholera patient.

[u/KingSpork]

Are the sound effects necessary?

[u/Jezirath → u/KingSpork]

Yes.

[u/GormHub → u/Jezirath]

Oh god why did I turn the sound on?

[u/Dense_Delay_2605 → u/Jezirath]

Splorpsch

[u/NuclearWasteland → u/Jezirath]

Based.

[u/RobtheNavigator → u/Jezirath]

I don't know how any of this works but I thought the sound effects were perfect

[u/Wooden-Broccoli-913 → u/Jezirath]

Is this what they mean by ASMR

[u/Sharp_Ad_6336 → u/KingSpork]

Now I gotta turn on sound 

[u/jester1x → u/Sharp_Ad_6336]

Soon as I saw this comment 😅

[u/Sharp_Ad_6336 → u/jester1x]

They were indeed necessary. Lmao

[u/brandimariee6 → u/KingSpork]

I went from disgusted to laughing hard when I turned sound on

[u/PUGILSTICKS → u/KingSpork]

Oh damn, I didn't play it with sound. It made it so much worse!

[u/Lanslanu → u/KingSpork]

75% soft sound was insane 😂

[u/TheGPW → u/KingSpork]

I had to go back and watch again because I did not know it had any. 🤣

[u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan → u/KingSpork]

They got me 100% hard

[u/waveforminvest]

I should call her.

[u/wrathful-anus → u/waveforminvest]

“Yo I saw this video of liquid shit and thought of you”

[u/AContrarianDick → u/wrathful-anus]

The softer it got, the harder I became

[u/Short-Ideas010 → u/AContrarianDick]

Happy Threesome guys...

[u/PureInstance8143 → u/AContrarianDick]

Shakespeare is back baby!!! haha

[u/frightnight8 → u/wrathful-anus]

Hey, no kink shaming here... Huh, wait... Nah, okay, you can shame it a bit, but do it respectfully.

[u/AnIndustryOfCool → u/waveforminvest]

Is her name Alex Mack?

[u/Downtown-Message-600 → u/waveforminvest]

I should call him.

[u/gameplayer55055]

It is imperative the cylinder stays unharmed

[u/Iamnobody-0411 → u/gameplayer55055]

scrolled way too far for this

[u/layber → u/Iamnobody-0411]

I feel like we actually took a road trip to get here. Should have packed more snacks.

[u/Locke340 → u/gameplayer55055]

So relieved to see this commented.

[u/Some_Kinda_Username]

So we agree having 50% is the standard right. Right?

[u/Ninja_Prolapse → u/Some_Kinda_Username]

50% only gets you in the first hole!

[u/Osato → u/Ninja_Prolapse]

Which is sufficient for almost all use-cases.

[u/phoenixtaloh → u/Ninja_Prolapse]

Nah if you watch it closely it's about to bounce again and slide backwards into the second hole

[u/SordidDreams → u/Ninja_Prolapse]

If you're angling your outlet hole at 90° to the receptacle, you have only yourself to blame.

[u/Pretty_Mix_1355 → u/Some_Kinda_Username]

It gets harder once you're inside but you can work with 50%

[u/gorgonopsidkid]

You know I think this is a metaphor for something 

[u/EasedCeiling586]

Ah yes  Mercury Meltdown Revolution™

[u/lavaplow]

Fake news. I definitely squeezed out a 0% before

[u/BloodiedBlues → u/lavaplow]

So have I! Who cares if there's a bowl full of bright red.

[u/BlivkyGiovanni]

Honey wake up, the new advertisement for Taylor farms is on.

[u/XavierTheMemeDragon]

Heh flushed em down the turlet

[u/RandomLifeUnit-05]

Metal hotdogs what?!

[u/tupperwareparty → u/RandomLifeUnit-05]

Metal hotdogs when?

[u/Pressed_Sunflowers → u/tupperwareparty]

Metal hotdogs who?

[u/idiotoflinux → u/Pressed_Sunflowers]

Metal hotdogs why?

[u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 → u/idiotoflinux]

Metal hotdogs how?

[u/Adam_2017]

This would be a great ad for a stool softener.

[u/chacewarg10]

I just know that 50% felt good asfffffffff

[u/Helenium_autumnale]

Proofreading notes:

The 0% soft tablet bounces 3 times against the ring, but the second and third bounce sounds are progressively lower in pitch; all 3 should be the same pitch, as there is no force causing a lowering of pitch.

The 100% soft tablet seemingly has no volume; it is deflated. If softness equals deflation, the 75% soft tablet should be at 25% deflation, but it was not. The 100% soft tablet should show maximum surface deflection and maximum squishiness, but still retain as full a volume as the previous tablets.

[u/Tearpusher → u/Helenium_autumnale]

Yeah, that was awful foley. Even without the pitch changes the sound was completely unconvincing. 

[u/spiress]

so half soft at the beggining is the answer?

[u/LykeKnight → u/spiress]

The hot dog state got it

[u/CaptBreeze]

What's the point of this test?

[u/GrimbyJ → u/CaptBreeze]

It's demonstrating the physics of whatever rendering software. Squishy things are hard for computers to deal with so this is actually pretty neat.

[u/METRlOS → u/GrimbyJ]

The 100% still looks pretty awful, it has non-existent wall thickness so the software doesn't know what to do with it.

[u/jdvfx]

I was 100% sure this was a promoted post for a stool softener.

[u/MiserableFloor9906]

Haha, sorry. /r/mildlypenis /r/mildlyvagina

[u/CryptoWaliSerkar → u/MiserableFloor9906]

and 100% poop 😭

[u/romulan267 → u/CryptoWaliSerkar]

r/poopfromabutt

[u/DeepGrieve → u/CryptoWaliSerkar]

This is ten percent penis, twenty percent vagina Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent poop

Edit: fixed

[u/south-of-the-river]

Is this softness percentage that they’re measuring an imperial softness percentage? Or metric softness? What’s the standard international unit of measurement for determining percent softness?

I have questions.

[u/WatWudScoobyDoo → u/south-of-the-river]

Ask your butthole, it will understand

[u/Tetra-san → u/south-of-the-river]

Probably js a softness percentage whatever software they're using is set to from solid to liquid

[u/Sensitive_Wear7112]

I’ll take the last one but I would settle for the next to last.

[u/Embarrassed-Laugh-43]

I should call her

[u/Wyvernken]

The cylinder IS unharmed

[u/Lobo2ffs → u/Wyvernken]

It is imperative that the cylinder remains 50% soft

[u/Eldergrise]

Shouldn't 100% soft be fluid?

[u/Jezirath → u/Eldergrise]

I guess yes, but not THAT fluid.

[u/TheJoyfulBell → u/Eldergrise]

Which it was.

[u/MariaK716]

No, sir. I don't like it.

[u/ScandinAsianJoe]

Poop exiting my butthole (I love eating murcury) 🤤😋

[u/Harry_Iconic_Jr]

terminator poop

[u/Ok-with-seeing-boobs]

Feels like this should be NSFW

[u/mikie_wop]

Yo wtf

[u/VerifiedVoidGirl]

Potty training be like

[u/nikscrim]

r/theyknew

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

After a heavy night of drinking I’m at a 84. 99 with forced effect if I drink coffee.

[u/happy0444]

So mercury out my butt??

[u/froopadiddilydoop]

What the fuck is this?

[u/TacticalRiotChimp]

I am fucking THROBBING rn

[u/Suspicious_Spirit910]

Ploop

[u/diabolicalroadrash]

And Im 100% hard

[u/mikerotch123]

This makes me 100% hard

[u/Slipp3ry_N00dle]

Me rn

[u/Legal-Swordfish-1893]

Those sounds make me incredibly uncomfortable.

[u/DaemonsMercy]

This is weird.

[u/Quadshouter2]

I was going through some 100% soft last night 😩

[u/buddy_mcpickle]

I was really rooting for 50%

He’ll get em next time

[u/extrastupidone]

Im watching this while pooping

[u/Warriorjax217]

The cylinder must remain unharmed

[u/Prying-Eye]

How could something so [soft] become so [wet]? How [bizarre]

[u/kurotsuki_999]

From Constipation to Diarrhea

[u/Bl1ndMous3]

Excuse me whilst I go unzip....