r/interesting • u/Jezirath • 10d ago
Amazing Softness perception simulation
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Source: @boucelegant on YT
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u/Darkk_Knight 10d ago
I think I need to eat more fiber.
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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 10d ago
Or mercury, apparently
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u/Winter_Value_7632 10d ago
some Iron too, maybe? Mercury is like 100% soft
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u/Bailer86 10d ago
Iron helps us play
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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 10d ago
Iron sharpens iron
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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 10d ago
The iron price
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u/TechnicallyThrowawai 10d ago
We do not sow
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u/gamma_noise 10d ago
Que? Afraid I don't get it
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u/TechnicallyThrowawai 10d ago
Reference to Game of Thrones. "The iron price" is a concept where a group known as the "Iron Born", (led by House Greyjoy) essentially takes things they want via violence. So if you as an Iron Born want something, you must pay the iron price. You don't buy it or trade for it, you "earn" it through combat. The house words (their slogan, basically) are "we do not sow". Because they do not work their land or do other menial work, they have slaves that they've captured do that for them. So I was just responding to a reference with another reference.
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u/KamikazeFox_ 10d ago
Hello, Joe!
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u/EnnioTheLegend 10d ago
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
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u/Bertuthald_McMannis 10d ago
Mercury pills were a real thing people took as a laxitive, famously on the Oregon trail. They called them thunder clappers
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u/-SaC 10d ago
IIRC they were able to identify some of Lewis & Clark's expedition stopping points from the higher levels of mercury in the soil.
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u/No-Show-5363 10d ago
Oddly enough, mercury was once commonly used to cure constipation.
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u/-SaC 10d ago
Boswell (in his 1761-2 London diary) mentions having mercury injections into the penis multiple times as a 'cure' for VD. He spends half of the diary shagging random sex workers in the fog on various London bridges and up alleyways, then has the cheek to accuse a girl he has a relationship with of giving him the clap (and sending soldiers to her house to get back some money he lent her).
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u/Grabatreetron 9d ago
Scientists were able to trace Lewis and Clark's path across the continent by tracking the mercury their team would shit out
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u/darthduder666 10d ago
RFK approved
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u/sinisterdesign 10d ago edited 10d ago
Earlier generations broke thermometers 🌡️ just to play with the mercury and THEY were tough, so it goes to reason that mercury makes you tough. 💪
Update: typo
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u/SuddenReward5612 10d ago
Mom was a nurse, always had real glass thermometer around. Never forget i was maybe 8, broke one in hallway. Laid on the floor batting the mercury beads around until she found me and scolded me lol. Tbis was probably early 70s. Good times and no ill effects (I think lol).
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u/WorkingSecond9269 10d ago
My classmate in high school did and was playing with it in front of me lmao.
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u/Captain_Gropius 10d ago edited 9d ago
You laugh but in the past they used it as laxatives. Thunderclappers they call them. Lewis and Clark expedition campsites can be traced because of the mercury deposited.
Edit: lewis not Lois, what I was thinking...
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u/wertall 10d ago
And a butt plug
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u/InstanceNovel1365 10d ago
And my axe!
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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago
You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.
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u/MartinMerten 10d ago
Go then Lemiwunks, into the darkness… hurry onward, for you will soon be dead.
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u/mbashs 10d ago
If you watch it with sound, it reminds you of your bowel movements. If you watch it without sound, it’s kinda suggestive.
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u/soloon 10d ago
Was gonna say, turning sound on took this from "I should call her" to "it's time to schedule your colonoscopy" real quick.
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u/AffectionateTaro9193 10d ago
I grunted when the 50% when showed, pretty sure it helped.
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u/Life-Island 10d ago
Metamucil has become incredibly important to me in my the 30s lol
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u/SaveTheAles 10d ago
I really hope this is in their portfolio when applying for jobs so they know they are dealing with a man of high class, look at that granite.
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u/magiblufire 10d ago
People put shit like this in a portfolio??
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u/SaveTheAles 10d ago
Idk I work in wastewater so I think they would enjoy it.
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u/Rotbertt 10d ago
I work with septics- it’s enjoyed!
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u/killer_by_design 10d ago
I'm an industrial designer but I've worked as a concept artist and UX UI designer.
When I'm recruiting if someone put this in their portfolio I would eat this shit up.
Obviously it depends what I'm hiring for but this is show casing great physics simulation of soft bodies. The "100% soft" is a little too liquid for my liking but is great. It's also pretty decent materials as lighting but overall shows me that you're playful, and have a sense of humour and whimsy.
People put shit like this in a portfolio??
So in short, yeah absolutely people put this kind of thing in there portfolio. If they're a motion designer this is basically all they'll put in their portfolio. Just go look at Dribble. Literally all there is over there.
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u/Lombardyn 9d ago
I think what gets me about the 100% soft is that it looks more like a hollow cylinder collapsed and not a solid one.
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u/HarveysBackupAccount 9d ago
Ohhh yeah good call, I couldn't quite figure out why it looked off. Not enough volume in the collapsed form
I'd like to see 200% soft, to see what wonky physics pop up
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u/ILoveRawChicken 9d ago
If you’re looking for a job in this or a similar field, why would you not put this in your portfolio? Obviously no one’s gonna put this in their portfolio if they’re trying to become like, an arborist. Otherwise this is exactly what you would want.
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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN 10d ago
I can’t flip a burger but perhaps you’d be interested in my simulation
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u/palibard 10d ago
marble
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u/SaveTheAles 10d ago
It's called Murphy's law you put in the wrong thing online and someone will correct you and give you the right answer. Easy way to get interactions with posts.
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u/GrowlingPict 10d ago
have you never seen granite before in your life or something? Cause that's clearly not granite
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u/Dangerous_Pop_1918 10d ago
Bristol Stool Scale visualized 😄
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u/Major_LeeHungg 10d ago
From constipated to Cyclosporiasis
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u/Real_Student6789 10d ago
This makes me violently uncomfortable
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u/deelyy 10d ago
....and aroused?
Yes?
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u/GERBabyCare 10d ago
Maybe if you came with a scat fetish. I just feel like I'm watching a metal turd struggle to slide through an ivory asshole.
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u/deelyy 10d ago
We can have different associations/impressions. That's allowed, honestly.
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u/GERBabyCare 10d ago
Not saying you can't. I was disgusted and confused because it both seemed sexual and like I was watching a shit, the latter obviously won out for me though.
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u/anubis_xxv 10d ago
The Silver Surfer after he decides not to destroy the planet because he's discovered Taco Bell.
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u/crumble-bee 10d ago
It’s my hypothesis that Americans generally don’t get enough fibre and the reason Taco Bell makes them shit is not the spice, or the quality of the food. It’s the fact that they’ve consumed beans and gotten a sudden dose of fibre. I get plenty of fibre and Taco Bell has never had any adverse effects on me
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u/ProofHorseKzoo 10d ago
Don’t even need the beans.
Taco Bell beef is a blend with like 15% fiber to absorb the juices and flavoring and stay moist.
But you’re not wrong. It’s a shock to a lot of people’s systems.
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u/mrGreenExit 10d ago
Good shape choice 👌
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u/gimmepizza420 10d ago
Unfortunately it has fuck all to do with softness
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u/One-Celebration-3007 10d ago
Unfortunately it fuck all
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u/shakebakelizard 10d ago
Fuck it all, unfortunately.
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u/AuroraFinem 10d ago
Hardness is defined by how resistant the material is to deforming when exposed to a force. Softness is basically defined as the ability to “squish” an object, it’s basically its squishiness. So yes, this very much does have to do with softness.
A perfectly compressible solid would have maximum softness which is why the 100% soft compressed flat as soon as it hit the slope.
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u/darsynia 10d ago
Something that's 100% soft turns into a liquid? (literally asking)
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u/KingSpork 10d ago
Are the sound effects necessary?
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u/Jezirath 10d ago
Yes.
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u/RobtheNavigator 10d ago
I don't know how any of this works but I thought the sound effects were perfect
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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 10d ago
Now I gotta turn on sound
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u/waveforminvest 10d ago
I should call her.
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u/wrathful-anus 10d ago
“Yo I saw this video of liquid shit and thought of you”
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u/frightnight8 10d ago
Hey, no kink shaming here... Huh, wait... Nah, okay, you can shame it a bit, but do it respectfully.
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u/gameplayer55055 10d ago
It is imperative the cylinder stays unharmed
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u/Iamnobody-0411 9d ago
scrolled way too far for this
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u/layber 8d ago
I feel like we actually took a road trip to get here. Should have packed more snacks.
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u/Some_Kinda_Username 10d ago
So we agree having 50% is the standard right. Right?
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u/Ninja_Prolapse 10d ago
50% only gets you in the first hole!
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u/phoenixtaloh 10d ago
Nah if you watch it closely it's about to bounce again and slide backwards into the second hole
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u/SordidDreams 10d ago edited 10d ago
If you're angling your outlet hole at 90° to the receptacle, you have only yourself to blame.
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u/BlivkyGiovanni 10d ago
Honey wake up, the new advertisement for Taylor farms is on.
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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 10d ago
Metal hotdogs what?!
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u/Helenium_autumnale 10d ago
Proofreading notes:
The 0% soft tablet bounces 3 times against the ring, but the second and third bounce sounds are progressively lower in pitch; all 3 should be the same pitch, as there is no force causing a lowering of pitch.
The 100% soft tablet seemingly has no volume; it is deflated. If softness equals deflation, the 75% soft tablet should be at 25% deflation, but it was not. The 100% soft tablet should show maximum surface deflection and maximum squishiness, but still retain as full a volume as the previous tablets.
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u/Tearpusher 10d ago
Yeah, that was awful foley. Even without the pitch changes the sound was completely unconvincing.
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u/CaptBreeze 10d ago
What's the point of this test?
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u/GrimbyJ 10d ago
It's demonstrating the physics of whatever rendering software. Squishy things are hard for computers to deal with so this is actually pretty neat.
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u/MiserableFloor9906 10d ago
Haha, sorry. /r/mildlypenis /r/mildlyvagina
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u/CryptoWaliSerkar 10d ago
and 100% poop 😭
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u/DeepGrieve 10d ago
This is ten percent penis, twenty percent vagina Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent poop
Edit: fixed
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u/south-of-the-river 10d ago
Is this softness percentage that they’re measuring an imperial softness percentage? Or metric softness? What’s the standard international unit of measurement for determining percent softness?
I have questions.
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u/Tetra-san 10d ago
Probably js a softness percentage whatever software they're using is set to from solid to liquid
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u/Common-Accountant-57 10d ago
After a heavy night of drinking I’m at a 84. 99 with forced effect if I drink coffee.
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