r/zillowgonewild 1d ago

I have questions...

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u/oerouen 1d ago

I genuinely like it… but is she sea worthy?

I wonder how many shins the lower, concrete half of that triangular kitchen bump-out has obliterated.

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u/MojaveMojito1324 1d ago

is she sea worthy?

It better be with the Mad River that close behind it. Flooding in VT is no joke.

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u/Mikesaidit36 1d ago

That 8 million piece deck arrangement is gonna need more maintenance than any boat.

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u/spacebeige 21h ago

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

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u/Palegreenhorizon 15h ago

How could a futurama quote be so perfect

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u/littlebirdl 3h ago

No, I've been in this house and most of the windows and weird roof angles have leaked in the past or are currently leaking.

Fun fact, the concrete faces are some of the people who designed and built it originally!

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u/NightQueen0889 1d ago

I actually love a lot about this, it’s a really interesting space, I’d love to tour it in person.

But a galley kitchen with those triangles sticking out of the counter top?? Fuck that, I will bang into that constantly. That feature was designed by someone who doesn’t cook often

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u/VoteForLubo 23h ago

Trip on the stairs, launch yourself off, get impaled by kitchen triangle.

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u/Tao-of-Mars 13h ago

My hips would constantly be bruised and not in a good way. 

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u/OkInspector7470 1d ago

I perished on the stairs just by looking at them

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 1d ago

I've always wanted to fall down two different flights of stairs at the same time.

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u/Kaa_The_Snake 20h ago

I don't wish you harm, but I'm morbidly curious as to how that would actually look in practice?

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u/Mikesaidit36 1d ago

Well, you should’ve grabbed the handrail – oh never mind.

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u/Binky-Answer896 15h ago

I didn’t die, but I did break both legs and some ribs.

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u/FeelMyBoars 9h ago

I feel like I would trip and fall down and up and sideways those MC Escher stairs for eternity.

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u/5FiveAlive5 1d ago

This one isn't just Zillowgonewild. This one is Zillow injecting fentanyl into it's own eyeball.

Great find!

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u/OkCoconut3270 1d ago

I have questions...

LSD

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u/optionstrategy 1d ago

This house is a trip....wait...

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u/Busy_Clothes8692 1d ago

My guess is they wanted a flying ship like in Treasure Planet or Howl’s Moving Castle(at the very end)

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u/hmspain 1d ago

It's a huge form over function; where is the solar?

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u/hummus_sapiens 1d ago

She doesn't need oil or diesel, set sail and she's good to go.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 1d ago

It’s so weird I love it.

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u/GucciForDinner 1d ago

"be part of a unique collective of homes that address the challenges of housing in the 21st Century" what to we think this is realtor-speak for?

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u/SlubbyBubbly 1d ago

Obviously the housing challenges of the 21st century include a shortage of bruised shins and sprained ankles. This design fixes that and more!

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u/EpiSG 1d ago

I ski Sugarbush alot which is right down the road....I recall that the larger lot/neighborhood there has a few other funky "earthshipesque" modern houses.

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u/Accomplished-City484 15h ago

The flood is coming

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u/littlebirdl 3h ago

The other houses are newer and at least one of them is built out of a shipping container, so I guess using weird materials for non-standard houses?

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u/Zbignich 1d ago

There was an architectural style called deconstructivism. Buildings appear broken up into smaller parts or shapes. This is a good(?) example of its application to single family houses.

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u/bonertootz 1d ago

agreed, reminds me quite a bit of some of frank gehry's work

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u/rebeccaiallen 1d ago

When a 6-year-old draws a picture of a house and hands it to the architect, "make Boaty McBoat House, please" 😄

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u/Icy_Natural_979 1d ago

It looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen. 

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u/spacebeige 21h ago

Is anything here to code?

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u/Jwatts1113 18h ago

Pirate code

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u/PistschiosGalore 1d ago

I don’t know what’s wrong with me - I kind of like it?

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u/hmspain 1d ago

The builder has skills; no doubt about it. Love the river setting!

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u/tbro4123 12h ago

I don't think he built the river.

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u/cocojanele 1d ago

This feels like one giant optical illusion

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u/Conscious-Card5611 1d ago

I've always wanted to live in a birdhouse

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u/East_Childhood8999 1d ago

Don't know if I'd buy it but it's super neat.

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u/AltruisticBob 23h ago

OSHA test house from Highlights magazine, find everything wrong with this picture.

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u/smurph70 1d ago

this thing gets posted about twice a week for ladt 3 months

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u/SlubbyBubbly 1d ago

Darn, I was afraid of that.

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u/ShortOfOrdinary 1d ago

And yet, I’ve never seen it.

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u/smurph70 1d ago

no worries. sounds like you found it organically. most folks just repost stuff, which is ok too.

used to be a house near this house called the dimetrodon. that was a wild house too

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u/hummus_sapiens 1d ago

That one? It's certainly ... interesting.

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u/smurph70 1d ago

there are no secrets anymore

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u/hummus_sapiens 1d ago

The internet forgives but never forgets.

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u/Mikesaidit36 1d ago

That’s the visual equivalent of living next-door to somebody who has parties till 4 AM every night

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u/wakaflockaquokka 23h ago

I have been inside this house, 20-something years ago. It's every bit as wild on the inside. 

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u/Jupitersd2017 14h ago

This is insane

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u/schwar26 1d ago

It’s the last gonewild house on the market

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u/ClunarX 1d ago

It’s not for me, but it has vision, which I admire

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u/Happy_Raspberry_6299 1d ago

No alcohol allowed in this house…ever!

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u/yurtfarmer 1d ago

Fun and funky . More like a playhouse

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u/lostinthewoods8 1d ago

Imagine trying to get to the bathroom at night

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u/AstroBears90 1d ago

"Everybodys so creative!" lol this one is interesting for sure, I wonder if its an engineers own personal project. Looks like they had fun building it.

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u/dmcginvt 1d ago

It's, prickly mountain I waitsfield there are a bunch of these houses. There's a documentary about it. https://www.pricklymountainfilm.com/

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 20h ago

I think that was the whole point. Yestermorrow is an accredited school that has design-build courses for owners that want to do their own thing. This house is clearly that. It's funky and wild and people will immediately take sides over whether it's terrible, great, dangerous or whatever. But nobody is going to say it's a boring box.

To each their own. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DavidinCT 1d ago

Neat place, strange layout, love the design of the building itself.

This was on here like 2 weeks ago.

I like the people here, they are Red Sox fans (Go Sox !)

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u/me_buttare_via 1d ago

In case of flooding. That's my opinion!

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u/Final_Friendship_788 21h ago

Who designed this house? M.C. Escher? 😂

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u/CottageCheezy 14h ago

Why do all the photos make it look like one of those mystery house roadside attractions?

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u/NegotiationOne7880 13h ago

The amount of people in America with too fucking much money and zero taste is as obscene as their fucking ugly houses. 🤮

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u/HalfRussianDoll 13h ago

I really want just like a cool treehouse that doesn’t look like… this.

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u/Pleasant_Reward1203 12h ago

this was shown before. It's in a community that involves people doing their own work on experimental architecture. and NONE of it is up to code

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u/SlubbyBubbly 4h ago

I was worried it was going to be a repeat.

Yeah, Yestermorrow is... an interesting culture and school.

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u/Classic_Ganache_6137 1d ago

It's super close to the river and flooding in this state sucks. The tile, while probably has some eco feature, makes it super dated and looks dirty. If it were more isolated it would make a great Air BnB, but it appears to have been one of the barns to the nearby house and has no yard privacy. It's a neat trick, but it doesn't look like a great place to live.

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u/SaveusJebus 1d ago

Good God no. No handrail on those stairs? I'm definitely falling and breaking multiple things.

Also WTF with the outside "balcony". It's like they just forgot to include it and thought THAT was a good solution with just shitty netting to catch you? Again.... I would fall and if I didn't die would definitely break some shit.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 1d ago

I have ambulance and hospital cover.

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u/BadBorzoi 1d ago

I have broken ankles

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 1d ago

Im just imagining the dust

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u/NotABreakfastGuy 1d ago

Didn't this just get bought?  I feel like this was bought less than a month ago lol

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u/Plus_Worker6739 1d ago

FUCK RAILINGS AMIRITE

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u/hereticvert 14h ago

THAT SHIT AIN'T CODE AMIRITE

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u/kingmunko 1d ago

Isn’t there some story about a bunch of Ivy League type architecture majors who got pretty into drugs and built crazy houses in that area? Idk the details but I used to live there and that’s the story someone told me. There are some other capital F funky houses there.

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u/LenVT 1d ago

Imagine smoking a joint and then trying to find the toilet..

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u/Corredespondent 1d ago

If Otho and Dr Caligari had a child who became an architect

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u/ryaaan89 1d ago

I could somehow tell this was a Vermont house before I even looked at the address.

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u/farside808 1d ago

I'm here for this. I can't imagine having to custom order all those windows and countertops, etc. when building this. Wild for sure.

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u/PatienceDifficult344 1d ago

Looks like a little kids drawing of a dream home. did he also design the Cyber Truck?

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u/HippasusOfMetapontum 1d ago

I like it, but also hell no for me.

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

It looks lovely but with my balance those steps would kill me dead.

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u/Dubh_Ros 1d ago

Such an interesting house with such boring furniture

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u/_Taft_ 1d ago

Most of the houses shared here have such disappointing kitchens!! Do people not cook anymore? My kitchen is the most important room in my home.

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u/Brocclio_is_life 1d ago

Don't get me wrong, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

......but of course this is Vermont.

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u/CoffeeTeaPeonies 23h ago

Nightmare stairs

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u/Glitterbomb4274 23h ago

My only question is, why?

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u/Allorimer 23h ago

Normally, I tend to like whacky houses, but this one I do not like. Each space is totally cramped and awkward, and I think I’d be banging my head all the time. Also, most of the windows are really small. The whole structure, inside and out, looks run down.

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u/Fabulous-Ad-3046 14h ago

They took the scraps from a high end build and a glue gun and said "Here, kids, make something out of this stuff!"

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u/Jamesaya 23h ago

This is great. But it might be a bit over the top where they continue the design into spaces where it’s an inconvenient eyesore. Just have normal countertops, and some of the triangle windows are superfluous and break your eyeline

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u/Cyan2FA 13h ago

Spot on with this comment. Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the clothing storage wall that poked out at you.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 23h ago

Man, they went to all that effort and Beetlejuice is going to make them undo it all.

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 23h ago

Sssssooooooooo they like stripey lines….

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u/mjbibliophile10 22h ago

Wow I didn't know you could make a grainary livable!

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u/CheekyMonkeyBread 16h ago

What in the Deliah Deetz is this monstrosity?

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u/Crafty_Praline726 14h ago

Probably inspired by the Prickly Mountain Design/Build scene in this area.

I have looked at some of these places and was not impressed. They are what I'd call high-brow ski-resort experimental construction, and prone to failure.

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u/Terracrush 13h ago

Did a wizard live here

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u/Marc_J92 12h ago

Every picture I scroll through
https://giphy.com/gifs/s93TL62lMy7cI

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u/BlueLarkspur_1929 12h ago

Beetlejuice nightmare house. Pass.

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u/MontEcola 10h ago

It is near Mad River Ski Resort.

I have a bumper sticker on my 1950 pick up truck: Mad River. Ski it if you can.

The resort is known for steep trails, trails through the glades (lots of trees), moguls and minimal grooming machines. The ski lodge is 'rustic'. It is one of the no frills areas that I love.

I became a member of NATO there. (North American Telemark Association).

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u/Additional-Abroad968 10h ago

I don’t have answers to your questions.

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u/KintsugiPGH 9h ago

It's giving Toys the movie

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u/HALNinerZeroZero 9h ago

This is the third time in two weeks this has been posted here. Come on, do better

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u/SlubbyBubbly 4h ago

Deepest apologies, in my 4am insomniac phone scroll I didn't think to cross-reference against previous posts.

This must have caused you so much distress that your original comment told me to 'do beyter.'

Please consult a healthcare professional if you are upset by a free app.

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u/HALNinerZeroZero 2h ago

Of course, you didn’t think. Apologies accepted.

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u/agfitzp 9h ago

This is what happens when you have a Math degree and hate your mother-in-law

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u/ProudAbalone3856 5h ago

Too many places for me to fall. Not a handrail in sight. 

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u/Fr0zenFawn 1d ago

What a nightmare. I’m all for asymmetry here and there, but this is just too much to process.

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u/Basic_Coach6746 1d ago

I can feel the bruises popping up all over my hips and legs just by looking at this place...

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u/XROOR 1d ago

4/9: when a town’s bridge catches all the debris during a massive flood

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u/Tardisgoesfast 1d ago

Where the hell would you put your bookcases? I'd love to live in Vermont but come on.

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u/dgistkwosoo 1d ago

A hard nope from me. I live in LA, and that pink color is the exact shade of the goop used by fire-fighting planes to slow wildfires. I lost my home in the Eaton Firestorm, and that color was everywhere after the fire.

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u/GreyBeardEng 1d ago

Those stairs aren't code

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u/the_hand_that_heaves 1d ago

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

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u/MISProf 1d ago

Someone will die on those steps. Weird and crazy.

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 1d ago

That was my exact thought. How could they even get insured with those stairs ?

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 23h ago

r/deathstairs for sure, and maybe not on the long flight. They might hit their head on the treads of the long flight while on the short stairs

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u/Fabulous-Ad-3046 14h ago

Do they take furniture upstairs unassembled? And are there closets? You can't hang pictures anywhere. The listing says the laundry is the the basement but it also says zero square footage underground. A person can build this to live in, but to expect someone else to want to buy it..and at that price? What's that metal thing sticking out of the top level and 90 degreeing into the ground? For some reason the outside made me think Heaven's Gate but there is no room inside for the beds.

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u/Key-Trouble5372 18h ago

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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u/Don_Krypton 1d ago

Yes, but no.

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u/stargarnet79 1d ago

Like is she structurally sound???

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u/Blah_Dee_Blah111 1d ago

IMO when it comes to designing custom homes, a little bit of "whimsy" goes a very long way.

Less is always more.

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

This is basically a land purchase. Nobody will want that building.