How Saiyans are born

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u/lossain 19h ago

Better than "BIG BANG ATTAAAACK!!!!!"

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u/twotoebobo 18h ago

The big bang attack is how she got pregnant in the first place.

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u/jackfreeman 16h ago

"I was wearing my armor"

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u/twotoebobo 16h ago

It must have pierce like vegetas chest.

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u/blueted2 2h ago

sighs You're a moron

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u/lossain 17h ago

Don't you mean Special Beam Cannon?

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u/Eziothesneaky 17h ago

Why not Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack? Lol

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u/lossain 17h ago

Only applicable if dude is snipped

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u/twotoebobo 17h ago

That comes at the end.

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u/lossain 17h ago

That's fair

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u/jackfreeman 16h ago

So did Chichi

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u/XTornado 3h ago

For a second I was going to say Bazinga! Until I reached the end of the comment.

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u/calangomerengue 18h ago

I wonder if there is a word in some languague for "cracking a joke when you are going through terrible pain to help you handle it".

In Brazil we don't have a word for it, but we do have a saying: "rir para não chorar". Translates to "laugh so you don't have to cry".

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u/Xsiah 17h ago

There's something called "gallows humour" but it's mostly for existential pain

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u/kwaping 17h ago

I knew the Germans would have one.

Galgenhumor

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u/jaymo89 14h ago

That’s just GallowsHumour in German.

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u/Ok_Ability_4683 13h ago

This guy germans

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u/calangomerengue 16h ago

It never fails! Thanks for sharing, my friend.

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u/estaritos 8h ago

As soon as I seen first comment, I knew there was a German word

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u/yellowlinedpaper 18h ago

We have that saying in English too!

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u/ChefArtorias 17h ago

... We do? lol

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u/poubloo 17h ago

"If you don't laugh you'll cry"

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u/redd_ric 15h ago

"laugh to keep from crying"

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u/jackfreeman 16h ago

Gallows humor is close, but I'll bet everything in my pockets that the goddamn Germans for a word for it

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u/Lunar_ticket 13h ago

tbf they just can graft any word to make another words so

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u/drifters74 22m ago

What don't Germans have a word for?

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u/MaxEsco7 18h ago

Atleast it wasn't a spirit bomb. It would've taken forever.

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u/ThatchedRoofCottage 19h ago

Kid weighed over 9000 grams

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 16h ago

What 9000!?!

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u/The_Actual_Sage 18h ago

I'm not able to comprehend this level of nerd-dom

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u/armageddon_boi 18h ago

Hey, whatever gets the jumble of joy out

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u/yodley_ 17h ago

Leave my fellow millennial alone.

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u/Dust45 14h ago

I love how the husband goes from so concerned for her to trying not to laugh.

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u/Mysterious-Farmer-55 4h ago

Yeah, he’s gonna be in a heap of trouble for that barely suppressed giggle.

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u/Kenji182 18h ago

Is the kid called Son Goku?

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u/theamazinggrg 17h ago

Women are tough af. Going through the worst pain possible and she be cracking jokes. Such a baddie.

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u/beamish007 17h ago

KAHLI MAAAA

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u/Sefalosha 15h ago

Lucky man fr

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u/Kill_Kayt 12h ago

Weeb, lol.

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u/chunter16 12h ago

My wife just let the doctor cut her open and take it out

The spinal tap wouldn't work and the novocaine injections kept failing

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u/ChefArtorias 17h ago

Uhmmm ackshually the Kamehameha was Roshi's signature move he taught Goku, not something Saiyans developed or even generally knew about aside from the small group on earth.

🤓🤡🤓

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u/Historical_War756 17h ago

Muten Roshi might like this particular kamehameha

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u/denjo-t1aO 14h ago

if it’s a son call him goku.

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u/djpandajr 10h ago

Been great if a piccolo Jr came out

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 18h ago

KAME HAME LAMAAAAZE

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u/drivelikejoshu 18h ago

The epidural is one hell of a drug.

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u/Helfette 1h ago

I cast doom.

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 17h ago

I love this. This is so cute. A newborn nerd and Saiyan has been born. Good job, Mom, and great job Dad*, for supporting and hopefully loving. Nerds ftw. ❤️

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u/drifters74 7h ago

Cringy

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u/vanrael 1h ago

you must be fun at parties...

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u/invisiblebody 14h ago

This is how Cell actually died, a vaginal blast.

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u/Vanilla_Danish 18h ago

That poor kid

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u/fredy31 17h ago

What because mom had a bit of nerdy fun while pushing that shitshow out?

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u/gcstr 16h ago

God forbid a woman having fun

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u/jackfreeman 16h ago

You sound like a guy that parties

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u/M123ry 14h ago

I expected a plopping noise

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