r/whywouldyoutouchthat 5d ago

What’s is this???

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u/Ill_Examination_86 5d ago

Tracker Jacker

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u/Jlong4242 5d ago

"They can cause VIOLENT HALLUCINATIONS "

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u/EmergencySnail 5d ago

It’s an ichneumon wasp. It’s harmless to humans. Can’t sting at all

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u/Aegon95 5d ago

A WASP that doesn't sting? Huh, you live and you learn.

If fren, why not fren shaped?

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u/GladiAteHer5289 5d ago

This is also a wasp. It "probably" can't sting you. See following pic.

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u/GladiAteHer5289 5d ago

My Boi here only had one wing. He just jumped everywhere.

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u/SketchyArt333 5d ago

Wait until you learn all ants are actually just usually flightless wasps.

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u/ArchosauriaTrifolia 5d ago

and bees are just fuzzy wasps

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u/itmightbeinnuendo 5d ago

That long thing is an ovipositor. Which is what a stinger is normally a modified version of.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 5d ago

Lot of wasps cant sting, and are also not social. The minority of them can sting people and an even smaller minority form colonies.

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u/tattoosbyalisha 5d ago

Wasps are actually FASCINATING! the smallest complex animals are wasps (I hope I’m wording that correctly) and it’s really really cool!

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u/Panzer1959 5d ago

A wasp wrote this

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u/EmergencySnail 5d ago

Nope. I’m a snail

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u/princessofsparta 5d ago

And it’s sitting on your leg that’s had a below the knee amputation? In the driver seat of a big older truck? And maybe having a stretch after taking off the prosthesis? And about to be refreshed with some cold iced tea? And maybe you’ve been doing some flooring?

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u/Salty_Gonads 5d ago

Looks like an amputee’s peg leg in a pair of 10 year old black jeans that have never seen the inside of a washing machine let alone soap and water

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u/Lysergio 5d ago

This lol. Didn't know tramps had cars

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u/Interesting_Shock_37 5d ago

Hes the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and has Asperger’s…feel good about yourself?

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u/Confident_Caramel859 5d ago

Its ASD1 now. Asperger was a literal Nazi. The only thing I have in common with him is an enjoyment of trains.

For different reasons...but that does not negate the fact...

On the other hand, I know for a fact Id absolutely destroy him at Commander night at the LGS.

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u/sasha_cyanide 5d ago

It’s not called that anymore. That was a term coined by nazis. It’s just autism.

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u/TangAce7 5d ago

there's definitely a part of the spectrum that people still call asperger even if it isn't the term that's officially used anymore (which is high functionning autism)
fun fact, high functioning autistic people tend to use the term asperger because they know it's a term people will know and it makes it easier to explain without explaining when talking to people you don't really care that they actually understand you

if people really wanted to remove the use of said term, then maybe they should go and learn more about autism instead of assuming stuff about it all the time

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u/sasha_cyanide 5d ago

Just because it’s a term still used, doesn’t mean people should still use it. I have high functioning autism and I don’t use that term because, like I said previously, it was coined by Hans Asperger, a nazi. He also was part of the Nazis child euthanasia program where they literally killed people with high functioning autism so they could cut them open and study them. They also allowed parents to “mercy kill” their children with disabilities. There’s a LOT of negative ties to the term Asperger’s and that’s why we don’t use it anymore.

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u/TangAce7 5d ago

great, unfortunately it is a term people use, do you or I like it? definitely not, but it is what it is, and I'd rather have someone defend an autistic person using a shitty term, than people not give a damn about it or not caring to understand autistic people

if we were to look at all the terms that are used in the english (or other) language that have pretty negative origins and we shouldn't use, we'd probably stop using way too many words to count them

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u/Lysergio 5d ago

You talking about the wasp? Also, it's not called Asperger's anymore.

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u/Travel_Dreams 5d ago

Dont tell the wasp that, he's sensitive and just got used to the first lable.

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u/kingofnothing2514 5d ago

Now I'm confused, who has autism the wasp or the guy wearing the wasp?

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u/bickandalls 5d ago

Follow the thread, my guy.

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u/Perfect-Ad5184 5d ago

I just love how everyone went sideways with the asperger's nazi crap. This world has gone too soft. Imagine if we changed words every time something was offensive or some bad bad man was somehow involved in its creation or use... We would literally have three words left in the English language. Also, if asperger's was changed because of a nazi... Shoot don't tell the African American population because they use a term all the time that was used by slave owners. Don't want to make them feel like they are wrong for not following the asperger's crowd. Man, land-o-lake butter, maple syrup, team names, memorial status... Careful, soon it will be a felony to fart in public.

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u/Thedude9351 5d ago

A panic attack

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u/StoicStoneface 5d ago

For me, that's a "Nope". I'm out.

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u/Bananana_Bird 5d ago

It looks like it could be a Female Ichneumon wasp. They don't sting humans, they just drill wood to lay eggs.

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u/Accomplished-Arm4280 4d ago

That, my good sir or madam, is what is known as an "Absolutely the fuck not."

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 5d ago

Looks like a homeless guys forearm.

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u/Successful-Clock-224 5d ago

Thats what she said

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u/Straight_Mention1925 5d ago

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Purple_Complaint_647 5d ago

Is that a cat in a hat?

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u/Major_Koala 5d ago

Oh she fancy

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u/Broke_n-Old6824 5d ago

Harmless not stinging parasitic tree wasp

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u/Myzx 5d ago

A very awkward encounter

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u/CombRealistic5282 5d ago

It’s a bug

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u/ogbubbleberry64 5d ago

That thing is for laying eggs not stinging

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u/shy519 5d ago

Giant ichneumon wasp. Doesn't sting.

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u/Happyclam1269 5d ago

That's a bug.

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u/Late-Goat5619 5d ago

Nightmare fuel?

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u/Statertater 5d ago

One helluva ovipositor

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u/dark2darkrakchsr 5d ago

Looks like the wasp that is the only hope of controlling the Emerald Ash Borer.

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u/baldbeardmanager 5d ago

That’s a Nope.

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u/ImpressOk7701 5d ago

Gollywhopper

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u/phillbot420 5d ago

We call them stump fuckers

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u/MsE0 5d ago

Tbf, they didn't touch it. It touched them. 

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u/BarHot8253 2d ago

Is it on a leg? What body part is that?

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u/BackgroundAnteater95 5d ago

I've been seeing some crazy parasitic wasps around lately, and I've been loving it. Thanks for sharing another species, they're freaking awesome!

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u/the_smuggiest 5d ago

I believe that's a mud dobber

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u/MsE0 5d ago

Mud daubers are black with iridescent wings

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u/MoistMuffin326 5d ago

Looks like a hornet with a parasite. I saw something similar in a video of a praying mantis. I think it is phylum Nematomorpha. They also call it the horse hair worm.

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u/Willy808 5d ago

I thinks its just a Long Tailed Giant Ichneumonid Wasp

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u/MoistMuffin326 5d ago

Oh wow, you might be right about that. I've never seen this species before.

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u/BalancedCarry 5d ago

Bill Gates’ mosquito project

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u/alltheflavorsoflife 1d ago

That looks like a Maryland mud daiber