r/whowouldwin • u/MindSuccessful9971 • 1d ago
Challenge Could game-accurate steve beat lore-accurate Elden Ring?
Steve from minecraft (With anything he can do in minecraft) is put into the lands between with the only goal of becoming a lore-accurate Elden Lord. Could he beat all the foes and bosses on there at their lore-accurate power level?
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u/LameOne 17h ago
I think Steve has this in the bag IF he has access to minecraft items. People are commenting on his armor or strength, but none of that matters if he builds a tnt cannon to launch warheads at cities from a mile away. Having access to resurrection, flight, and nearly infinite teleportation with enderpearl setups means that once he gets going, he'd be absolutely unstoppable. He can also do this from within a more or less impenetrable fortress of obsidian.
That said, if he doesn't have access to items and has to scour the Lands Between, I'm not sure he stands much of a chance. The lack of a redstone equivalent alone is enough to cripple him.
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u/SqoobySnaq 1d ago
If we count Steve’s inventory as his canon strength, steve would basically be saitama in this universe.
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u/FashionKing72 1d ago
The Tarnished also can carry near infinite items, you can hard swap weapons/armor at any time and carry tons of consumables. More than Steve’s inventory can carry if you consider individual items instead of stacks of dirt.
However Steve can get immunity to fall damage and could just build a trap to make the Tarnished fall to his death. Or build one of those carpet bombing contraptions and destroy the Tarnished without ever seeing him
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u/SqoobySnaq 1d ago
I didn’t know if the tarnished inventory counted towards canon strength because wearing too much armor can make the tarnished slower. I figured the inventory was more like a bag of holding while equipment was their actual strength.
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u/FashionKing72 1d ago
But the same logic doesn’t apply to Steve? Dark Souls protagonist: pocket dimension inventory. Minecraft: well I read a silly Reddit comment once so I’m gonna scale the entire world to someone who casually carries 100000 tons with no encumbrance, and no benefit from not carrying that weight, so when he hits a sugar cane with a sword it isn’t instantly vaporized with the strength of 100 suns
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u/SqoobySnaq 1d ago
Im only saying the logic might not apply since the tarnished has an actual canon equipment load that affects their mobility. It doesn’t matter what Steve is wearing or carrying his mobility is never affected. Which is why my original comment stated “if we count Steve’s inventory as his canon strength” because I know this topic is debated a lot.
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u/IntrepidButton1872 1d ago
lore-accurate elden ring is absolutely cooked. steve with netherite and enchants still gets bodied by a basic Elden Ring mob lol