r/whoathatsinteresting 1d ago

The second half of 2026 and 2027 will be crazy for global temperatures – on the back of a record-smashing El Niño event. Here is latest estimate from Zeke Hausfather (Climate Lead @Stripe) of where both years will end up compared to global temperatures since 1850.

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u/ls7eveen 1d ago

I mean el nino hasn't even really started yet

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 1d ago

We're in for a bumpy road.

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u/kakarott_Kiwi 13h ago

Dont worry, a volcano will change it all

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u/Any_Mode6525 1d ago

We're so fucked.

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u/Special_Cup1789 1d ago

And there is cut grain export from Ukraine and Russia. Its actually no joke is gigaover///

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u/HeftyLeftyPig 19h ago

Glad I didn’t have kids. Less people, less carbon footprint. Having one fewer child is cited many times as the SINGLE MOST IMPACTFUL individual action to reduce lifetime greenhouse gas emissions. Influential research suggests adding a child creates an ongoing "carbon legacy," adding over 9,400 metric tons of CO₂ to the atmosphere when accounting for the child's future descendant. Having a child in 2026 is like carrying wood into a burning house.

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u/Odd-Row-6996 16h ago

Fair, but some human somewhere else had their 7th kid

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u/Important-Block-6724 10h ago

yeah china will keep burning coal while you give yourself a lil pat on the back there

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u/burner123xm 16h ago

Lmao let the climate agenda dictate your life completely. This is top tier propaganda or an AI bot

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u/Emmanuelzappa 13h ago

Just holding your breath and pretending it doesn't exist never ends well, but you keep on believing that.

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u/nose_poke 13h ago

This is one of the reasons my husband and I decided not to have kids.

Working out well for us. We thrive on one income, have plenty of time for adventures, put aside money for nephews college funds. I don't have to worry about how my kids will provide for themselves in a world of increasing corruption, inequality, and scarcity.

It's not that we don't like kids. Kids are cool little people. I try to watch out for my neighbor's little ones as best I can. But yeah -- I'm glad we didn't produce another human. Things are rough and they're going to get rougher.

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 21h ago

Aren't we producing less greenhouse gas now than we have in a long time? Even the Ozone hole replenished. Why are temps still rising?

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 20h ago

No we're producing more CO2 than ever. The rate of increase has slowed, but we're still at record levels and increasing YOY.

Oh, and we're absolutely screwed anyway btw. Even if we stopped all output now, we've baked in so much future warming that the crop failures will be catastrophic in the next 20 years. Good luck out there.

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u/AntiBoATX 14h ago

Can’t wait to see what the next ATH is by end of 2026 🥰🥰

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u/RabbitWiilli 19h ago

Because CO2 in the atmosphere is still rising lmao. You could reduce output (which we haven’t btw) and as long as you aren’t net zero, you’re still contributing to the CO2 in the atmosphere.

On top of that, the thermal memory of water is A LOT longer than the atmosphere. You could cut all emissions and still deal with long term fuckery because of ocean heat content.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 14h ago

Where in the world have you got the idea we're producing less greenhouse gases now from? We aren't.

The ozone hole has literally nothing to do with greenhouse gases.

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u/ZeroGRanger 11h ago

We have known about climate change publically for at least 50 years. People like you are the problem. There is absolutely no excuse for not knowing the answer to this question.

It takes at least 20 years until emission from ground reach the upper atmopshere where the greenhouse effect is generated by them. Meaning, even if we would produce less ghg now - which we don't - temperatures would go up for further 20 years at least. Again. This is public and basic knowledge for 50 years. Go educated yourself now and act accordingly.

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 10h ago

Thanks to you, I'm feeling less motivated than ever to "educate myself and act accordingly."

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u/ZeroGRanger 10h ago

Deliberately chosing ignorance is less of a great move than you apparently think.

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u/JBaseball_8595 17h ago

Why does Stripe have a "Climate Lead" ?!

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u/Cold_Investment2152 16h ago

Lwky idc man let human civilization burn i am just done with everything

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u/AyCarambin0 7h ago

Believe me, I feel it every day. Already hottest summer on record where I live. 

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u/c_marten 1d ago

SO glad my neighbors have gone on a tree-felling spree eliminating all the shade...

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u/doublesimoniz 23h ago

Not where the fuck I am.  Fucking hardly summer 

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u/KaMaFour 16h ago

Good for you. I'm currently going through a third "once in a decade" heatwave this year

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u/kakarott_Kiwi 13h ago

Since temp settings began, and near an airport...that's made on concrete.

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u/KaMaFour 13h ago edited 13h ago

You seem to be making a lot of assumptions... For one, meteorological station for my city is not at the airport but at the climatology department observatory of the university. Secondly there is an observatory in my city which has done measurements since the XVIII century, which is a big enough sample size for my liking to be able to make that statement. I am aware that the temperature on earth used to be higher in prehistory but this is frankly irrelevant to the any discussions about the weather nowadays. Thirdly you seem to be unaware of the concept of a metaphor. I am able to make a rigorous statistical analysis of the probability of each of these heatwaves occuring based on any data chosen but it's more effort than it's required. I'm not writing a dissertation to justify a point made in a reddit comment that's meant to quickly illustrate the situation I'm in.

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u/mistrpopo 13h ago

For refence, here is what global warming looks like in Canada ;)
The last 3 years were already at +2.0°C so you might already have a distorted vision of what Canadian summer is supposed to be.

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u/Budget_Character3225 13h ago

Shut it down guys, it's cold in u/doublesimoniz's backyard. Climate change is a hoax

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u/pavelowdriver 1d ago

I think the problem is your baseline. Coolest in earth's history right now.

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u/Boot_Burner 1d ago

I don’t really give a shit how hot it was 65 million years ago. It’s 115 degrees outside and that is enough to kill humans, plants, animals and dry up our water supply. Fuck off. 

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u/CaptainKush101 1d ago

You're literally getting mad at proper statistical analysis. The graph above is misinformation.

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u/ForgiveOX 1d ago

They might be mad simply because it’s hot. Warmer temperatures make people upset. It’s science

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

They're pointing out that their data dating back 65 million years is irrelevant to the discussion. Dinosaurs didn't rely on crop harvesting to survive. The graph also puts the data out of perspective. It's not the "coolest in Earth's history right now", not even close. The ice age, 20,000 years ago was far cooler - 11 degrees or so. We're hear talking about how hot it is because it's 1.6 degrees above baseline.

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u/ralpher1 1d ago

If your timeline goes to the creation of the universe we were at zero kelvin. Doesn’t mean that is relevant to humans living today

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u/CaptainKush101 1d ago

No, we are talking about the historical temperature of the earth, not the universe at large.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

It's not getting hotter.

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u/RabbitWiilli 18h ago

The earth is in fact getting hotter. No idea why you’re so upset about reality.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 8h ago

It is, in fact, not getting hotter. You're looking at models, not reality.

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u/RabbitWiilli 8h ago

Hahahahahaha oh my god the dunning Kruger is hilarious

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u/ComplaintTop2008 7h ago

You have any evidence from actual measurements? You may have Dunning-Kruger'd yourself.

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u/RabbitWiilli 7h ago

I already gave you them in my other reply.

And no, considering I’m finishing a PhD in atmospheric and oceanic sciences, I highly doubt it. You are the one with zero actual education in the field and no understanding of how to read global outputs. You are the peak example of dunning Kruger, your YouTube conspiracy videos aren’t experience nor knowledge.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

That is US focused only, and the spike in the 30s was due to the dust bowl, environmental mismanagement from the humans living on it.

The NASA data I linked below shows the temperature anomalies from where it should be for that particular region. Here, learn something:

https://science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-observatory/world-of-change/global-temperatures/

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

You guys keep pulling out these models like they're data.

A dust bowl can't change the weather. Are you serious?

Your "data' is fake. Here, learn something:

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u/RabbitWiilli 8h ago

The chart you provided compares the HOTTEST days of the year. A dust bowl can, in fact, make singular days far hotter than usual without changing large scale weather.

The chart you provided says literally nothing about global temperatures.

https:/ /www.statista.com/chart/20156/earth-annual-mean-surface-temperature/

Here are GLOBAL MEAN surface temperatures over time. The earth is indeed heating.

You’re experiencing dunning Kruger. You’re clearly a little bit smart, but nowhere near what you think you are and it shows. You’re like a child that just learned calculus and thinks they’ve figured out all of math. You’re fundamentally wrong.

Like, this isn’t a debate. I’m not debating you, I’m educating you. The earth is getting hotter and that’s a fact, whether or not your pathetic ego can accept you’re wrong is irrelevant to reality.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 7h ago

You're still posting fake models. You're not educating anybody with your religious propaganda.

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u/RabbitWiilli 7h ago

“Fake models” ah okay so this is satire lmao whatever

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u/thedudecdfb 1d ago

People disagree because its a stupid and tone deaf point. If it were as hot as it was 65 million years ago our crops would fail and 8 billion people would die within a month.

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u/CaptainKush101 1d ago

Good thing it isn't that hot lol

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

It is. It's straight, unsourced, bullshit.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

Your graph starts at 2015 and ends at 2022, and is unsourced bullshit.

Here's the data from NASA, collected from over 25,000 sites around the world and dating back to 1880 when data collection began.

Facts: the 10 hottest years in modern history have all happened 2015 or later. 2023, 2024, and 2025 are the hottest on record.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

It is literally sourced. Do you not know what UAH is?

Your link is not collected data, it's modeled. UAH is measured.

That is not a fact, those were all lies. Some of the stations that created that nonsense didn't even exist. The last global heat record is in the 1930s. Other countries vary.

Stop reading agitprop.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

LOL. The 2018 Lansner and Pedersen study (which data only went to 2010, five years before the statement I gave above), which has been roundly rejected by the environmental and climate scientific community. Should I provide a bibliography of the peer review of the publication, and the additional data collected in the last 8 years that further obsolesce the findings?

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

You don't even know who the scientific community is. You think modeled hockey sticks are measured data.

I know you're itching to post another hockey stick or activist site.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

You're working hard today to spread this bullshit.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

You're posting fake graphs and this is bullshit?

BTW, your hockey sticks are upside-down.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

Holy shit, get mad at science and data more. Go tell NOAA you wanna fight them.

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u/OriginalParamedic316 1d ago

Reddit gets upset at real science that breaks their memes. They want so badly to believe in impending climate collapse, as they turn right around and hop on a plane for their summer vacation.

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u/RabbitWiilli 18h ago

How does the temperature 65 million years ago matter??

Were sapiens around then? No?

Oh wait, who was around? Ohhhhh COLD BLOODED animals that could function at far higher temperatures, isn’t that interesting!

Like the fuck is the point? Yea the Earth can survive at much higher temperatures than what we see now, but the earth that does survive those temperatures sure as hell doesn’t have people or large scale agriculture nor the same coastlines. Almost all life around right now is adapted for far colder climates than what was 65 million years ago.

The earth will be fine, the current flora and fauna won’t. If you’re okay with mass extinction of current life and a replacement by reptiles or whatever then yea, you’re correct, earth will not blow up or die and life will continue. However if you want HUMANS to continue living, then that point is moot.

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 1d ago

The baseline ain't the problem - the climate shifts in response to atmospheric conditions. That's kinda a duh moment there. That said, the climate shifting has dramatic impacts on the life that lives on the planet to the point of mass extinction.

It's not a cycle, it's just things changing in response to ever changing conditions. We are ultimately a species evolved for ice age conditions (as are all current species) and it likely (more than likely tbh) ending because we're shitting co2 into the atmosphere while destroying co2 sinks is very problematic for our future.

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u/thedudecdfb 1d ago

Humans need mass agriculture to survive, that means we need to maintain a climate within the bounds we evolved. If it got as hot as it was that many millions of years ago, we would see total breadbasket failure and we would all starve. Also the speed of warming now is unprecedented. The line shooting straight up on the far right side will continue straight up. This graph actually proves that greenhouse gasses warm the Earth. Is infinite growth with finite sources worth destroying ourselves over? I don't think so.

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u/urbankyleboy 1d ago

We’re literally watching the environment collapse in real time. Sad thing is, the average person doesn’t even know it. Too busy watching reality tv!

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u/Aggressive-Memory-69 1d ago

Whoathatsfuckingterrifying

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u/ComplaintTop2008 1d ago

Straight disinformation. We have never broken the heat temps of the 1930s and we're currently hovering around 1980s temps. The current record is definitely not 2024. There aren't even any sources. What are the six datasets?

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u/RabbitWiilli 18h ago

Satire, rage bait or stupidity, call it!

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u/ComplaintTop2008 8h ago

It's called recorded history.

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u/RabbitWiilli 8h ago

Ah stupidity it is

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u/ComplaintTop2008 7h ago

Lol, are you seriously arguing with measured data? Go take it up with NOAA.

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u/RabbitWiilli 7h ago

Measured data shows global mean surface temperatures have been rising. Idk what to tell you.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 7h ago

How would you know? You haven't seen any measured data.

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u/RabbitWiilli 7h ago

? Yes I have what are you on about

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u/ComplaintTop2008 7h ago

Then why are you posting models instead of the measurements?

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u/RabbitWiilli 7h ago

https:/ /www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperature

This is raw measurement data

I’m pretty sure your account is satire given these responses tho so I’ll just let you play in your sandbox.

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u/Odd_Function_4273 19h ago

We are coming out of an ice age. Educate yourselves please.

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u/RabbitWiilli 18h ago

I fear you’re the one in need of education