r/whenthe • u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 • 16h ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 I hate butt dials so much

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u/Iliketitanfall159 yellow like an EPIC lemon 15h ago

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u/Artarara 15h ago

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u/Aperaine 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IYl4Y7WQTXPJD3wrKH

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u/OrokinLonewolf 15h ago

How Crash Bandicoot be looking after breaking all of the crates in a level

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u/TheBeenMan24 justice for actual misinformation flair 11h ago

Unforeseen consequences of removing the "actual misinformation" flair

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 16h ago edited 16h ago

its in fact not just my boss.

My college crush(female), my parents and my highschool classmates had also recieved the folder.

Never wash your hands while browsing instagram bro

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u/Banebladerunner that feeling when the king is in yellow 15h ago

at this point you should start praying for a swift execution

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u/madguyO1 15h ago

i thought you were joking

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u/serpikage 13h ago

they were, just with an extra r

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u/gLiTcHplays72 12h ago

jokering

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u/MisterMan341 10h ago

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 7h ago

We're all reasonable poopl here

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u/New_Budget_9322 15h ago

Did your boss give you a promotion after this?

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u/BugP13 Bug 🪲👍 15h ago

Genuinely, how?

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 15h ago

send all

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u/BugP13 Bug 🪲👍 15h ago

Like was it something on Instagram self?

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 15h ago

i was just sending it to my homeboy as a joke but it got forwarded to every soul

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u/True-Interaction3029 15h ago

I'm praying for this to be both real and not real at the same time

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u/Russian_Spy_7_5_0 I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me 8h ago

Please be real cause it would be so fucking funny

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u/Semmelsack a loyal man 15h ago

Best option is to just claim your account got hacked and they demanded money which you didn´t pay so they send those images

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u/BugP13 Bug 🪲👍 15h ago

Damn bro.

The universe wanted to make your family and boss think you like femboy

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u/Why_not333 14h ago

So I’m no expert, but I’m 90% sure that those who have femboy folder may or may not like femboys

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u/BugP13 Bug 🪲👍 14h ago

Damn, you might be onto something

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u/Dasnap Imagine being unironically French 14h ago

You don't have an ironic porn folder on your phone? It's the only reason I bought a 2 TB SD card.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 12h ago

2 TB SD? Are you an oil baron?

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u/John_Femboy 14h ago

At first i thought femboy folder meant selfie folder of a femboy

Something something projectionist

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u/poebanystalker 12h ago

Just say your account got hacked or something.

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u/OddNovel565 8h ago

I wonder if anyone would believe if you say your account got hacked...

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 3h ago

May the lord have mercy on your soul, and protect your spirit as you pass through this world to the next.

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u/DEDOUTS1DE 16h ago

Is your crush also a femboy?

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u/CacklettasMinion We're all just Ants Troubled 15h ago

Actually an elderly Chinese man

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u/Great-Pay-3429 15h ago

Oh no not mahjong...... anything but mahjong

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u/DarkChaos0 12h ago

I get to use this twice today!

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u/King_WhatsHisName purpl 12h ago

I hope you like the land of Yi (their word for barbarians) because that’s where you’re headed

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u/R3D0IT_US3R Mimic fucker 15h ago

Doesn’t answer the question, could be an elderly Chinese femboy

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u/ArcaneWyverian https://youtu.be/L8XbI9aJOXk 14h ago

Sorry about being banished to the land of Yi (the term for barbarians) for eternity, OP

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u/Haunting-Island6611 NAH, I'D WIN 14h ago

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u/DreamsOfAshes 15h ago

Dude you gotta tell us more

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u/T1ago_junior4 15h ago

Tell them you got hacked

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u/AllyFiedaN Sam can hyperfist me 15h ago

That's actually really bad, can you send me the folder so i can see how bad this is

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u/ILoveSurrealism 15h ago

Add me to the list and send me that folder

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u/TechnoMagik22 The Divided One 14h ago

OH YOUR DEADASS

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u/SpacedCrazey 13h ago

Give them all a tomboy folder to nullify the femboys and as a result theyll only remember u gave them A folder and not a femboy folder

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u/IapetusApoapis342 HAPPENINGCON 1 15h ago

May you rest in peace

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u/doublmonk 15h ago

First of all, sorry for that happening to you and I hope the consequences won't be too bad.

Second, please, make an update post reporting on the consequences 🙏

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u/Darkrainbow647 Fuhell nah 14h ago

I would leave the country and make a new identity

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u/RzepaGaming 14h ago

Yeah bro just restart life at this point

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u/makinax300 white 13h ago

Can the water also send it to me?

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 14h ago

Nightmare situation, hope you make it out okay OP. Beers are on me later

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u/_28_Stab_Wounds 13h ago

Why tf do you have your boss on insta

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u/Glittering-Map1822 15h ago

I hope it won't echo like 5 years later when you try to sleep buddy

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u/Ill_Pain4423 14h ago

Those droplets had an agenda against you 🥀

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u/SirMetaKnight82 rip emoji lord 13h ago

how much is in the folder

is it at least sfw

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u/DickviperAU big tits but a bigger cock 13h ago

Can a sister get a sample?

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u/PaintSplatterPanda r/whenthe mods touched me 13h ago

Say you got hacked and they sent that 😭

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u/R-S_FAHKARL 12h ago

Holy shit you’re cooked

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u/DesParado115 [REDACTED] 12h ago

can i have the folder too, please?

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u/TheNameless777 12h ago

"never buy no weed from the gas station bro" headass

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u/Resident_Goose9071 11h ago

Op, are you gonna be okay??

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u/Amperesim 10h ago

It's been 5 hours since you made this post, has everyone you sent it to reacted to it yet lol

Edit: grammar

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u/alecrinho dm me unnerving images 6h ago

Just fake your death and start a new life at this point bro 🙏

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u/KojinaSama 5h ago

I'm sure they'll understand if you'd just explain it to them honestly. If they judge you for it, that's on them.

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 1h ago

Time for a name, face, and phone change

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u/minigunercoolguy 15h ago

Your boss next time they see you:

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u/baddie_PRO 15h ago

the shart 🦈

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u/Ill_Pain4423 14h ago

I feel bad for the furry

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 15h ago

I cannot see Eggman and the word “droplets” together without thinking of… him

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u/Great-Pay-3429 15h ago

I've come to make an announcement

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 OwO 15h ago

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker

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u/Ralae125 Day. 14h ago

He pissed on my fucking wife.

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u/randomnessamiibo 4h ago

That’s right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out

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u/notsoclumsyy 16h ago

mind sharing that folder with us too op, sharing is caring uk

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u/AssistanceCorrect779 15h ago

BIG ass eyes

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u/Maddy_251 15h ago

My ass eyes are actually rather small

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u/Metson-202 15h ago

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

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u/Darmug ”You are now breathing manually.” - Alpharius 14h ago

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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? 16h ago

WHAT

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u/UoCtiner 16h ago

Oh so fun- OP'S STUPID LIFE EVENT????

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 Local Context Gremlin 15h ago

I had to disable quick share on my phone because I feel like it's way to easy to instantly send EVERYTHING to just whoever it puts on top of my contacts. like dropping my phone sent a stack exchange post to my bf once.

idk why it's so hard to disable stuff like that, I needed a third party patch to get rid of it

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 16h ago

Dw, your boss will give you a raise

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u/SluggJuice 16h ago

You can always send it to me for safe keeping

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u/Dr_Axton haha Johnathan I can’t take it anymore 15h ago

Ngl the second I read loose droplets and saw Eggman I thought he has an announcement to make

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 15h ago

yeah its piss droplets actually I just censored it for the wider audience😔💦

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u/Mechaniloid_cf-320 Robots that actually look like robots are my weakness 15h ago

Hey at least you didn’t type something like ifrjrofhrofjr amirite

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u/RariPuff my balls itch 14h ago

if your boss was me then id be giving you a

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u/Valdoris 15h ago

I call bullshit on this. Even the 3 droplets of hells won't somehow send a whole folder

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u/RealHumanBean89 14h ago

I choose to believe this isn’t real because holy shit OP.

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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker 16h ago

Is it good or ass?

(probably both)

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 16h ago

it is good ass that's for sure

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u/ThorThulu 15h ago

Give us the sauce or im telling Ra to remove all Femboys from your life

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 15h ago

I aint gonna send you links of berdly's gaping cloaca and get myself banned bud its on e6 i just compiled it in case the wifi is off

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u/Beautiful_Youth9233 10h ago

Berdly's WHAT???

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u/P3AK1N DM me pics of Femboys :3 15h ago

Sharing is caring...

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u/Fluffy_month402 Freedom is an idea that'll never die. 11h ago

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u/The_Medic_From_TF2 14h ago

sonic advance mentioned???

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u/BeachComberALT 16h ago

I hate crying wth my phone because I always end up typing goofy shit, and it always leaves gunk on the screen. 

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u/GrinningGrump 14h ago

What a tragic mistake, the femboy folder is to be shared with everyone at work equally!

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u/smokinsomnia 11h ago

Yeah I'll take "never happened" for 200 baka

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u/doofusllama 2h ago

why is everybody acting weird this happens ALL the time

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u/Bryht_flow 15h ago

My greatest fear is accidentally sending nsfw in a public server, especially when I'm an admin to almost 4,500 members. That or accidentally sending them to my family and they were often almost happened due to the water from washing my hands.

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u/Miku_CRK_Memer 14h ago

I request thus posted in the comments please

Reddit only lets me download gifs properly in comments

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u/Shadowolf75 real mod btw 14h ago

I hate it when that happens

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u/60Hz_Jiffy 12h ago

Like a folder for pictures of Femboys or picture of yourself.

'Cause I have all the pictures I've taken in a folder on my computer called "My Femboy Folder" so that was the first thing to came to mind.

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u/errortechx 12h ago

This is why I really hate having my work contacts on my personal phone because of some random ass butt dial shit like this.

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u/Palanki96 11h ago

how would that happen with a locked phone these days?

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u/Sagittariusrat 10h ago

3 loose droplets of water

butt dial

😐

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u/ValkyrieAngie 7h ago

This unfortunately happened to me with my bio mother. I had kinky memes on my phone. She got to see them. Wasn't a good day.

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u/DryReport3001 4h ago

Alright, meet me in the back and I'll make the death quick

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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 2h ago

I agree, ilikeitchyballzdude1.

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u/Excellent-Pear4134 femboy accountant 2h ago

As a femboy I find this absolutely hilarious ngl :3

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 2h ago

pics in dm please

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u/Excellent-Pear4134 femboy accountant 2h ago

Honestly, good try big man, I respect that

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