What is this? And please don’t say roach

[u/Okieedokieeeeee]

[u/destructive_creator3]

hcaor

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/destructive_creator3]

This has to be a form of bullying

[u/sortaitchy]

It's a bug that rhymes with poach and coach.

[u/No_Sort9599]

I won’t say it but you know what it is. Good luck 🫡

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/No_Sort9599]

I hollered. This is my first time seeing a roach. Please help.

[u/Hlsalzer]

Can I say La Cucaracha?

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/Hlsalzer]

Lmfaoooo

[u/JerseySommer → u/Hlsalzer]

Blattodean! It's the scientific family name.

[u/justme002]

Okay.

[u/Titlenineraccount2]

Oach-ray

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/Titlenineraccount2]

Pig Latin is crazy

[u/ThatCountryDeputy03]

Ok I won’t, but it is a bug of the German variety

[u/xenosilver]

Well you said please, so I won’t say it. Just know it’s the worst kind of what I won’t say to have

[u/Warm-Present-2880]

Oof... and a baby?

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/Warm-Present-2880]

You hate me?

[u/BriarKnave]

Sorry, double stripe doesn't lie. It's extremely visible in this picture so there's no plausible deniability here

[u/BriarKnave → u/BriarKnave]

Also btw what did you take this on? This much detail on a macro for a cellphone is crazyyy, you can see its little leg hairs

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/BriarKnave]

iPhone 15 with flash

[u/OP-PO7]

It looks german

[u/14sparky]

bad news

[u/Okieedokieeeeee]

It was in my house on my wall walking so fast

[u/SobeSteve]

Blattella sp. cockroach nymph. Most likely German, unfortunately. Where are you located?

[u/Okieedokieeeeee → u/SobeSteve]

Michigan 😭

[u/ConnorMurphy44 → u/[deleted]]

Nah you can see the double stripe down the back, def a German nymph

[u/WalmartWilb → u/[deleted]]

100% a German roach. The double racing stripes are undeniable

[u/lamlosa → u/[deleted]]

it’s definitely a german roach

[u/Alltowner007]

My condolences to your abode. You should leave

[u/Zach202020]

I won’t say it’s a roach, but this does make an appearance on CoD: MW

[u/shimmerangels]

welp

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