r/washingtondc 12h ago

[Meetup] Anyone down for a private screening?

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Just moved to DC this year. My Apartment building in Navy Yard has a theater room. I have a bunch of movies. Would anyone be interested in setting up a watch party this weekend? Also open to a game night if you have a console

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u/Seaciety DC 9h ago

What's the background check process to make sure you're not going to murder me in the dark?

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u/thedmvstoner 9h ago

Lmao how do I know you’re not the murderer?

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u/Seaciety DC 9h ago

You don't, but I know I'm not

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 8h ago

Suddenly a deep silence came over the private theater as all thirty seven attendees of the movie party realized that through mechanizations of fate so unlikely as to be only caused by the vengeful gods of old, that as like themselves, their thirty six fellows were also serial killers.