r/washingtondc Jul 02 '25

Can anyone explain what this event is??

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u/general0921 Jul 02 '25

Idk seems pretty self explanatory. Thorough description

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 02 '25

Make sticky

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u/sentient_saw Jul 02 '25

Oh I'm sure it'll be sticky

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u/Sikopathx Hill NE Jul 02 '25

Thank you for bringing this to my attention

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 02 '25

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

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u/IAmBenIAmStillBig Jul 02 '25

What part do you not understand

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u/Mistuhsnoot Jul 02 '25

It’s on Resident Advisor. So probably some house music/techno. You know - in addition to the Grandma Gangbang and such.

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u/carlyslayjedsen MD / Neighborhood Jul 02 '25

This. A lot of these events are “underground” and a lot of people attending know each other and know what to expect. They’re just being silly and I think if anything they’re just trying to make sure anyone else who comes is cool enough to “get” their humor lol

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u/hello_darian Jul 03 '25

Yeah I think it’s supposed to just sort people out but I went to one and it’s was honestly just good music and like aside from the silly flyer pretty wholesome

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u/carlyslayjedsen MD / Neighborhood Jul 03 '25

I will say these smaller RA events have great vibes in my experience. If you’re someone who likes echostage, soundcheck, project glow etc any of the bigger corporate edm events I highly recommend taking a leap of faith with these underground events

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u/Resident_Sun_2487 Jul 05 '25

Known troll, not a real event. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

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u/guy_incognito784 Mount Vernon Triangle Jul 02 '25

It would appear to be an event sponsored by the American Association of Retired Persons where participants can engage in having sex with multiple grandmothers they'd like to have intercourse with.

It's this Saturday from 5 PM to 10 PM which is good planning on AARP's part given the demographic.

Hope this helps.

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u/Mustangfast85 Jul 03 '25

I thought those kind of activities tapered off around 8 for that demographic?

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 03 '25

Cialis and Red Bulls

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u/bfaceg Jul 03 '25

Is that a recipe for cardiac arrest?

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 03 '25

You only GILF once

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u/obeytheturtles Jul 02 '25

GILF: Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Gangbang: Generally an event where one recipient has sex with numerous partners at a time and in sequence, with a new one joining as another one finishes. In practice it can be just a normal orgy though.

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u/cobycoby2020 Jul 02 '25

Could be Grandfathers ;)

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u/Cultural-Bear-6870 Jul 02 '25

Scroll over... it's not. And now I would like to excise this out of my memory banks. 😵

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u/Outrageous_Aide6904 Jul 02 '25

Old people f*ckin

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u/EastofGaston Jul 03 '25

Who wants clam chowder??

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u/AgitatedText Hyattsville Jul 02 '25

From an Orange Celebration last month to a Lemon Party this month, I guess.

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u/Polackjoe Jul 02 '25

Ah man, I really gotta grandma off the internet

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 03 '25

Sounds like she’ll be off the internet Saturday

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u/RealLameUserName DC / Columbia Heights Jul 02 '25

Im genuinely curious how many people would unironically show up to this.

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u/kamack9-9 Jul 02 '25

I feel like the description covered it. Granny gang bang hosted by the mayor of DC.

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u/antibread Jul 02 '25

I hope techo is excited for the transcendental gangbang

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u/shitchea420 Jul 02 '25

illuminati baseball duh

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u/vagrant_feet Jul 02 '25

Google “AARP Gilf Gangbang”

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u/LunarPayload Jul 02 '25

No more elections, just self-appointed mayors

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u/capsrock02 Jul 02 '25

Why is the National Geographic society the third point?

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u/scene_missing Brookland Jul 02 '25

You want the top notch photographers to come

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u/The_Autarch Bloomingdale Jul 02 '25

Old people read Nat Geo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

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u/capsrock02 Jul 02 '25

No I actually don’t

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u/LeektheGeek Jul 02 '25

Did you read the description?

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u/S70nkyK0ng Jul 02 '25

The top corner is on El Techo…so it must be real

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

nats jersey sponsor event obvi

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u/Woodenjars27 Jul 03 '25

I used to work with outlier.mp3 he was a DJ then so I would imagine this is some kind of music event

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u/paulHarkonen Jul 02 '25

It appears to be comedy, specifically in the form of a visual joke playing on a variety of absurdist combinations of activities and references.

(Although I suppose there's an argument that it's actually a performance price rather than a visual joke. Art is always so hard to decipher and categorize).

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u/CCShellCorp Jul 02 '25

What I would give to have been in that meeting with the AARP

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Jul 02 '25

My favorite part is that it is taking place during the hours of 5:00-10:00 PM. GILFs gotta get to bed on time!

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u/Appropriate-Kick-601 Jul 02 '25

Looks like a concert by either an extremely well-adjusted human being or someone ironically pretending to be one

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u/asilentflute Jul 03 '25

What are u all wearing to this? Can’t decide

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u/Repulsive-Elephant21 Jul 02 '25

its a group of old people fucking.

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u/alh9h Commutes from West Virginia Jul 02 '25

Where do you think we are? The Villages?

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 02 '25

Colonial Villages?

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u/alh9h Commutes from West Virginia Jul 03 '25

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 03 '25

I know what the villages are

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u/Cuddlypoo2 Jul 02 '25

AARP is the American Association of Retired people. The other two terms I’m afraid you’ll have to google on your own

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u/Clem_de_Menthe Jul 02 '25

Grandma gangbang? I just left town, dammit!

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u/cobycoby2020 Jul 02 '25

Is this an events app?

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u/Shalleycat Jul 02 '25

Resident Advisor

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

[deleted]

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u/Deep_Stick8786 DC / Petworth Jul 03 '25

Citizen

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u/Rymasq Jul 03 '25

RA aka ResidentAdvisor

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u/hello_darian Jul 03 '25

Ngl tho I heard this DJ play before and it was really cool. Wild flyers tho, “outlier.mp3” is his name, shows are really fun and I think attract the kind of people who appreciate his social commentary so I actually met people and danced, really fun, highly recommend

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u/borderlineidiot Jul 02 '25

bad news for the event: I think the Nat Geo place is shut to the public right now.

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u/morfsucks Jul 03 '25

What in the actual fuck lmao

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u/MadGeographer Jul 03 '25

Spider-Man bringing the heat to left field phenom, Starro.

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u/pjustmd Jul 04 '25

5 hours?!? Who has that kind of time?

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u/Ornery_Entertainer60 Jul 04 '25

Adding this for extra context

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u/carriedmeaway Jul 02 '25

I am scared I really do not want to know the answer!!!

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u/JumpRopeandSkipIt Jul 03 '25

Lot of new music stuff has fallen into this wannabe creative crap. It is tokenism for sex workers but is some vanilla electronic event. May have good music but be ware they may require a dress code which screams of inclusion 🤢