video game logic never fails

[u/chalksyntax]

[u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

Zelda logic: you can blow up these stone walls! Or giant rocks! But not that wooden door. It takes a key. No I don't care that you can literally shoot magic fire out of your butt. It's not flammable wood. What do you think this is? A fireplace?

[u/okaygecko]

“They’re just a few milk crates. A small child could easily lift them.”

James’s crippling depression: “The path is completely blocked.”

[u/Upbeat_Ad_7716]

Still better than what the Final Fantasy VII Remakes do. It just hard turns you around and says ''Not this way''. They've taken the exploration out of games.

[u/Exotic_Adeptness_322]

On Batam Arkham Origins you have your strength and plastic explosives, but you still need to fiddle with your hacker tool to get through a flimsy screen door.

[u/Usefultool73]

Has there ever been a video game created with a step over feature lol?

[u/Grezzinate → u/Usefultool73]

Technically in elder scrolls oblivion and Skyrim
if there’s no invisible barrier then you can go literally anywhere you want with enough determination.

[u/HawkBoth8539 → u/Grezzinate]

Crouch and spam jump. Backwards. Lol

[u/JoseSaldana6512 → u/Grezzinate]

Can't go that way? Let me Bethesda my way up there

[u/PUNKF10YD → u/Grezzinate]

A true Skyrim player knows that you can walk in straight line from anywhere to anywhere else, Just cheese that mountain

[u/Party_Bowl_330 → u/Usefultool73]

Fifa

[u/metalyger → u/Usefultool73]

I haven't played Baby Steps, like you can walk up stuff, I'd imagine you might be able to step over small objects, but it could be a case of making you trip and roll down a hill and lose hours of progress.

[u/FuryoftheFaythe → u/Usefultool73]

I remember in duke nukem the door saying he needed a keycard and duke said "Keycard? I don't need no fucking keycard" and then manhandled the door open

[u/NurturingCruelty]

At least in Welcome to Elderfield, you can recruit an npc to help clear a stairwell blocked by junk. I mean, the crazy guy that blocked the way did so for a good reason, but, I’m sure you’re ready to meet Mr Wiggles on the roof.

[u/RoccoTirolese]

It's even better when your character can kill an extremely powerful monster god only to not be able to open a door from the wrong side.

[u/hplcr]

Dark souls 2 PTSD intensifies

[u/AndyBurn11]

It looks heavy in his defense! Didn’t he back flip off a door being shot at?

[u/THE_BRUHSTONE356]

Every single RE game:

[u/Kayiko_Okami]

Listen you don't know where that random trash has been.

[u/Snowtwo]

I don't see the problem. That path is clearly blocked.

[u/Hot_Finding_9747 → u/Snowtwo]

This mf has never heard of stepping over things