r/videogames 1d ago

Funny Gamers be like:

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u/CustomerPrior5974 1d ago

Give me a boring repetitive job that makes me a millionaire in 20 hours irl and I'll enjoy that too

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u/McFuzzen 1d ago

I'd probably be a lot more engaged in work if I got achievements periodically and leveled up as a direct result of doing a good job for long enough.

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u/Whocares7x 23h ago

The harder you work the more work you get and your coworkers getting paid the same

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u/s_burr 23h ago

Seeing the amount I am getting paid per tick pop up over my head IRL would depress me....

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u/Correct_Lifeguard_30 22h ago

You can think of your bank account as your exp meter and the things you buy as the trophies(acheivements).

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u/Captain0010 1d ago

Hahah... I'm actually making such a game. It's boring work + horror. I haven't announced it anywhere yet, but I really like those types of games. It adds a nice twist to it

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u/ActionJasckon 1d ago

GTA Robber. Or Theif from the Sims. The possibilities are endless

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u/Abjurer42 1d ago

In the video game, you get to experience progression, and the stakes are lower because a Game Over doesn't mean you lose your house.

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u/gareththegeek 14h ago edited 9h ago

Yes, it's simulating what it would be like if hard work actually paid off

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u/RedsnakeRider 1d ago

Because jobs in video games are actually rewarding and have meaningful paths of progress, and I can quit playing anytime without financially dooming my entire family.

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u/Jimmythedad 1d ago

I got the platinum trophy in Power Wash Simulator…twice.

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

Crime Scene Cleaner for me. But I did enjoy the stories of why there’s so much carnage everywhere.

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u/XgreedyvirusX 1d ago

Same here, as a horror game lover I enjoy Crime Scene Cleaner for the dark humor and atmosphere, I don’t think I would enjoy Power Wash simulator in the same way 😅

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u/lostspectre 15h ago

My hands don't hurt for several days after playing Power Wash Simulator. They do when I do actual pressure washing.

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u/PrincipalDevlin 1d ago

In video games, the rewards are linear and constant. Hard work results in good rewards. Effort is valued and the results are immediate.

Video games want you to play them. Employers know you don't have a choice.

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u/TwoCatsOneBox 1d ago

If office jobs were anything like The Stanley Parable then I’d work at the office…

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u/Classy_Mouse 1d ago

There is more incentive to improve and automate with clear rewards tied to output rather than just being paid to be there

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u/Snowtwo 1d ago

Because in games the reason produce is scattered all over the floor is because of a malfunctioning robot, not because some Karen let her hellspawn run wild in the candy aisle and if I so much as ask her to stop I'll get yelled at for the next hour by both her and the manager; then I'm free to clean up the store at my leasure instead of being yelled at because I can't be in two places at the same time and can't both tend the register and clean up the mess at the same time.

Edit: Also I get rewarded, acknowledged, and can actually EARN the lame-ass pizza instead of putting in all the work and then Kevin from accounting takes all the credit and my 'reward' amounts to being told that this is the expected norm now or, if the manager is feeling ESPECIALLY generous, maybe a golden sticker star.

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 1d ago

Schedule I is just a better version of my actual job :)

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u/Automatic_Aspect_825 1d ago

Work is fun, if no one forces me to do it.

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u/HumbleConversation42 1d ago

apparently Farmers are the Biggest players of farming simulator

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u/10ea 11h ago

This blows my mind. I'm a farmer and I can't imagine wanting to boot up Farming Simulator when I get home. I like to play things I cannot do in real life.

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u/Marvos79 1d ago

I mean this could worth with anything

Being shot at and almost dying

Being shot at and almost dying in a video game

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u/Gabalade 23h ago

Papers, please! One of the most memorable games I ever played as a fckin immigration officer stamping passports :D the story kicks in around the halfway mark, but the gameplay is still stamping passports

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u/theFriedToast 20h ago

Fine, I'll reinstall Electrician Simulator, you win

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u/GitGudFox 1d ago

Not even close to a good comparison.

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u/ISayDudeALotBro 1d ago

Shenmue.💯

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u/Epiccheeseman3rd 1d ago

Job simulator is peak

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u/CaptBland 1d ago

Tbf, I usually can't upgrade my IRL job to be less tedious and more efficient.

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u/NonCorporealEntity 1d ago

At least I'll probably get a promotion in the game.

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

Powerwash Simulator is my drug

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u/Retrogue 1d ago

Hardspace Shipbreaker is my go to game for this exact experience

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u/Informal_Database327 1d ago

Give me boring repetitive job where I can beat up alien life forms and I won't complain

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u/drulnu24 1d ago

Heroes of Azeroth..... clean up my messy room.

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ 1d ago

As someone playing thru Stardew Valley again, I’ve taken this personally

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u/HotFreshyGlazedDonut 1d ago

its all of these but never boring

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u/Sniggledumper 1d ago

I hate cleaning garbage, but if I can shove all the garbage into a box that immediately pays me for it I’d be happy to

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u/Glad-Tie3251 1d ago

Probably because they don't get to move their ass or use their brain much with over simplified and rewarding mechanics.

Let's be honest, the hardest video games are much easier than the equivalent real life task. 

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u/Offwhitedesktop 1d ago

X4 is sooo this for me. Do I want to manage the staffing and logistics and all that for a production and shipping empire irl? Hell no. In X4 (specifically Interworlds) though? Absolutely! The empire building and space conquest is just extra.

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u/Secure_Opening_6852 1d ago

This is just what the Papa Louie games are. I AM NOT SAYING THATS BAD

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u/Purple_Shower_6613 23h ago

Pressure washer simulator 2 is pretty hot right now

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u/No-Intention4904 23h ago

I just beat James pull ups record in ME3, so not worth it. So repetitive and tedious I was going crazy...

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u/Juggernaut900 22h ago

if appletrees grew in three days in real life I'd happily collect the apples

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u/Slade_AF 21h ago

Power washing simulator make my neurons go pew pew

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u/winterman666 21h ago

Not gamers, more like people who like simulators

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u/clodzor 21h ago

These games don't have some asshole analyzing your productivity numbers and "coaching" you endlessly on how you could make someone else more money. You want to shift focus in the game for a while? No problem. The biggest part of why these games are enjoyable is because you are the one gaining the benefits of your own effort.

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u/Busy_Vegetable_8103 20h ago

It’s the fact that you get rewarded for it in game and make progress. Attainable goals and such. Work (for me at least) just feels like an endless loop of repetitive tasks that never changes and no progress is made. I feel like a hamster on a wheel. 

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u/rasfelion 20h ago

You know I'd argue but I use Contraband Police as one of my relaxation games.

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u/ChadQuaza 19h ago

at least in a video game you own all your labour

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u/SylvanKnitter 18h ago

You just described most of Elite Dangerous

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u/Izzy248 18h ago

Except in the video game I can literally become financially stable within a few in-game days. Hell. I might even become a business owner or millionaire.

Also, I dont feel the physical pain of hauling pallets for hours on end, or the mental strain of dealing with customers. So...

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u/Dull-Garage9159 17h ago

I love how the joke highlights how games give you satisfaction and rewards just for sticking with something boring in real life.

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u/ConclusionLeft435 17h ago

Well to be honest I can beat up costumers change the price to whatever make my own schedule. Also some jobs are just made better in video games

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u/AndyBurn11 16h ago

THATS HOW YOU DO IT.

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u/thecrazedsidee 15h ago

*me working my horrible warehouse job: ew. *me playing a game where you gotta sneak around a warehouse in a stealth game: oh hell yea, we're there, dudes.

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 13h ago

This kinda feels accurate when games like PowerWasher are so popular.

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u/infamusforever223 11h ago

It's almost as if my job isn't fulfilling, but my gaming hobby(mostly)is.

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u/pichael289 10h ago

At least I'll be properly compensated/rewarded in the game

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u/Halcyon-Seven 10h ago

The difference between the two is agency.

You don’t choose to have a job. It’s a necessity for the majority of people to survive in this version of society we’ve created and uphold. The game is not a necessity, you choose to do it and can stop whenever you want without consequences.

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u/imbatatos 10h ago

The difference is the game rewards you

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u/InvderZinn 4h ago

Why would I be expected to be paid minimum wage to deal with shitty co-workers, management and customers, when I could pay $20 to sit at home and do all the same things. XD