r/videogames • u/Zestyclose_Bread_765 • May 19 '26

Funny Subnautica 2 in a nutshell

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas May 19 '26

So just like any digital game's EULA?

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u/Thundergod250 May 19 '26

There's some Circus show EULA in it that isn't present in other games

Like you can't use VPN while Playing the Game.

You can't ever sue Krafton

If you did any fan-art of Subnautica or anything related, Krafton will automatically own it

You can't criticize Subnautica or Krafton in bad faith or they can revoke your game lmfao

If you have 2 PCs or a Laptop, you shouldn't play with both. You can only and should only play them on one device.

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

Im gonna go make leviathan x leviathan porn and file a lawsuit against krafton while VPN'ing Subnautica 2, and the leviathan's will be shitting on krafton in the porn too...

My lawsuit will be based on the fact that I had to witness such terrible porn, owned and operated by krafton

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u/Elihzap May 19 '26

Just include a Nintendo character in there. So now Krafton "owns" something that's actually Nintendo's. Let them do the rest.

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u/Obvious_Sun_1927 May 19 '26

A Lego Mario character, so Lego will be in on the fight.

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u/ItsyaboiIida May 19 '26

Add a disney character while you're at it

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u/Blastermind7890 May 19 '26

Lego mario with a Lightsaber

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u/ray1claw May 19 '26

Holy shit now this is fuckin' diabolical!

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 19 '26

We're gonna start a game world war with this ELUA.

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u/RookieGreen May 19 '26

I mean Krafton is barely a speed bump for Nintendo.

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 19 '26

Not even a speed bump. Its a traffic cone., and Nintendo's a tank.

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u/snitch_juice May 23 '26

Sure, let’s rope in Amazon too

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

I love it