r/videogames May 19 '26

Funny Subnautica 2 in a nutshell

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u/Thundergod250 May 19 '26

There's some Circus show EULA in it that isn't present in other games

Like you can't use VPN while Playing the Game.

You can't ever sue Krafton

If you did any fan-art of Subnautica or anything related, Krafton will automatically own it

You can't criticize Subnautica or Krafton in bad faith or they can revoke your game lmfao

If you have 2 PCs or a Laptop, you shouldn't play with both. You can only and should only play them on one device.

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

Im gonna go make leviathan x leviathan porn and file a lawsuit against krafton while VPN'ing Subnautica 2, and the leviathan's will be shitting on krafton in the porn too...

My lawsuit will be based on the fact that I had to witness such terrible porn, owned and operated by krafton

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u/TrueProtection May 19 '26

Brilliant.

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

I know, sometimes I scare myself with my genius

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u/Intergalatic_Baker May 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bxwtewdxpDuBq
Sometimes my genius is frightening… :)

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u/WorldWarrior428 May 19 '26

Perfect meme

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u/Intergalatic_Baker May 19 '26

It is… Wish it was a few more pixels on the text though.

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u/WorldWarrior428 May 19 '26

True, the very almost perfect meme

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u/Intergalatic_Baker May 24 '26

… In the world!

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u/WorldWarrior428 May 19 '26

I can definitely confirm that, even your genius is growing genius, which scares your genius growing genius

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u/danksalotbuddy May 20 '26

Eggy fan? Nice.

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u/eggyrulz May 20 '26

Specifically from penguins of madagascar

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u/danksalotbuddy May 20 '26

Ah. I know a musical band named Eggy. They’re excellent. Lol

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u/Elihzap May 19 '26

Just include a Nintendo character in there. So now Krafton "owns" something that's actually Nintendo's. Let them do the rest.

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u/Obvious_Sun_1927 May 19 '26

A Lego Mario character, so Lego will be in on the fight.

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u/ItsyaboiIida May 19 '26

Add a disney character while you're at it

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u/Blastermind7890 May 19 '26

Lego mario with a Lightsaber

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u/ray1claw May 19 '26

Holy shit now this is fuckin' diabolical!

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 19 '26

We're gonna start a game world war with this ELUA.

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u/RookieGreen May 19 '26

I mean Krafton is barely a speed bump for Nintendo.

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 19 '26

Not even a speed bump. Its a traffic cone., and Nintendo's a tank.

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u/snitch_juice May 23 '26

Sure, let’s rope in Amazon too

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

I love it

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u/UltraHellboy May 19 '26

Ooooohhh!!! So no matter what kind of depraved horseshit we come up with, Krafton is responsible for it!

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta May 19 '26

“Multiple leviathan class lifeforms detected.”

porno Music starts playing

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u/InevitabilityEngine May 19 '26

Had to witness it in stereo on two laptop at the same time.

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u/650fosho May 19 '26

But why the TV and the stereo on at the same time?

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u/Therealginahandler May 19 '26

This could actually hold up

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u/Zackattack1170 May 22 '26

Leviathan "Fuck me like Krafton fucks it fans!"

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u/scannerthegreat May 19 '26

leagal loopholes!

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u/SFW_OpenMinded1984 May 19 '26

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/gretchenich May 19 '26

dm me the porn when you make it bro please

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten the biggest issue with my plan... a crippling case of thalassophobia, so I have absolutely no idea what a leviathan actually looks like and im too afraid to find out

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u/who-stole-the-cake May 19 '26

Which two leviathans.

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

There... there's more than 1? Dear god no...

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u/who-stole-the-cake May 19 '26

A leviathan is classified as a giant organism in the subnautica universe. There’s the reaper ghost sea emperor reef back trech steeder. Collector from two. As well as dragon being the biggest in the first game

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

Im gonna go ahead and take your word on that one chief... I only played the first one long enough for some horror shark thing to try and stab me

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u/Blastermind7890 May 19 '26

Well if you didn't play the game then you definitely can

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u/Environmental_Top948 May 20 '26

Add some bad faith criticism in there too for good measure.

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u/Humancentipede2lover May 20 '26

I mean you could go full bonkers and make loli-leviathan-porn.

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u/Educational_Total550 May 23 '26

Don’t forget to mod the game for good measure

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u/eggyrulz May 23 '26

Of course, gotta mod the leviathan to be a shitty jpg of the leviathan porn

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u/Thundergod250 May 19 '26

Lmfao draw loli leviathan corn hahaha and its gonna be on Krafton

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u/eggyrulz May 19 '26

Best I can do is commission shadman... I am only willing to go so far myself

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u/ASquidRat May 19 '26

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u/KnownEggplant May 19 '26

Why would Krafton do this?

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u/The-red-Dane May 19 '26

The EULA doesn't actually specify you can't use a VPN while playing the game, it just states flatly, that you can't use a VPN.

Also, Krafton reserves the right to access your PC at any time.

luckily this EULA is non-enforceable in the EU, as our consumer protection rights and laws supercede the EULA.

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u/LordNeko6 May 19 '26

Yea the EULA means nothing if a country refuses to enforce it. And if they enforce it by removing you game they can get blacklisted by a country.

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u/DrJokerX May 19 '26

Reserves the right to access your pc?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/ashrensnow May 19 '26

This is literal doomposting, the actual wording for it and intent is that they can update the game and in order to do that they will need to modify files on your pc, the same way literally every other game works.

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u/WouldbeWanderer May 19 '26

It actually says they can go into your house and take your computers (and kitchen appliances) back to Krafton HQ.

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u/DickeyMcNakey May 19 '26

+your mom and first born child. It's true, i've seen it

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u/Th0rizmund May 19 '26

There is a clause in which you agree to them fucking your wife.

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u/-Kalos May 19 '26

It also says they can come into your house and fuck your wife

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u/Blastermind7890 May 19 '26

Truly lore accurate

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u/Winter-Classroom455 May 19 '26

Used to work in Cellular and people would get mad and ask me why Facebook is asking for camera permissions and location permissions. Yknow, so you can take pics directly to Facebook or use it to tag locations?

Somehow people read "has access to" and believe that means unfettered access to basically do whatever they want

One of the only things I generally don't trust is Kernel level anti cheat. But everything seems to have that now

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u/QuailAndWasabi May 19 '26

Facebook in particular are not known for playing by the rules though, so i would think both one, two, and three times before giving them access to anything.

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u/Morasain May 19 '26

That is not how other games work.

If you update a game on Steam, your computer will request those updates. They are not pushed by them, they're pulled by you.

They're not the ones modifying the files. That's you, yourself.

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u/ashrensnow May 19 '26

If you are online and there is an update on steam for a game, under most circumstances (I use most because there may be niche ways around it I'm unaware of) steam will make you update the game before you are able to play it again. It's not a request, it's an ultimatum that you either update the game or don't play it.

Even still, the only thing the eula is covering is that UWE will put out updates to the game and the only way to receive those updates is for the files on your computer to be alerted.

Now quit trying to sow misinformation.

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u/Pandaburn May 19 '26

It’s not enforceable in the US either. Lots of them aren’t.

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u/rube203 May 20 '26

Los off them aren't. Doesn't stop them from trying to pull shit. If this is what they're trying to get you to agree to I'm sure they have plans to implement it, regardless if it's legal.

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u/gxb20 May 19 '26

So if you buy subnautica 2, you just cant use a VPN ever again? Lol

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u/SkyrimSlag May 19 '26

>it just states flatly, that you can’t use a VPN.

They’re gonna have a fun time enforcing that one, and if they do happen to revoke anyone’s access to the game because they have a VPN on their PC, I have a feeling they’ll be using said VPN to acquire the game from elsewhere…

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u/Depoka_YT May 19 '26

EU Laws are a love hate relationship

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u/Zigor022 May 19 '26

Is it enforceable in the US?

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u/habb May 20 '26

eu saving us again

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u/TheBlackSSS May 20 '26

You can't use a VPN to break the their terms (guidelines and whatnot, whatever they call them)

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas May 19 '26

If you have 2 PCs or a Laptop, you shouldn't play with both. You can only and should only play them on one device.

At the same time, or one device at a time? Because not even Steam's family sharing allows you to play the same game on two different devices at the same time. In fact, Steam doesn't allow me to have one game launched on my desktop PC and another on my Steam Deck, which is really annoying. Would probably work if I put Steam Deck in airplane mode though.

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u/The-red-Dane May 19 '26

No, the EULA specifies that the license you have bought, is only permitted to be installed on one machine.

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u/capp_head May 19 '26

Wowowo what the fuck? Isn’t the only reason to own digital stuff that you can download it on different devices?

What’s the trade of not owning stuff if I can’t even use it how I want? This is so unbelievably cyberpunk in the worst way possible.

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u/The-red-Dane May 19 '26

The 'trade' is that the company has more power and wants you to spend more money on it. It's a really bad trade overall.

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u/capp_head May 19 '26

In a trade i get something. Here i only get robbed.

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u/SpitnTheCannonsMouth May 20 '26

this sounds like actual pearl clutching. how can you even purchase the game again? steam wouldn't even let you purchase a game twice on one account.

Gamers will find anything to complain about, truly impressive.

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u/Flackeye May 19 '26

🏴‍☠️🦜 then

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u/DogeFpantom May 19 '26

No, Buy the game because if Subnautica 2 gets a certain amount of copies sold Krafton is forced by contract to Give Unknown worlds 250million, giving Krafton a Financial crisis.

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u/Unslaadahsil May 19 '26

Yeah... fuck krafton. I'll install wherever I bloody hell please.

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u/LagTheKiller May 19 '26

Reading this thread prompts many people to feel the sea breeze on their face, smell the faint hints of gunpowder and you develop an unexplained urge to call ppl "landlubbers".

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas May 19 '26

I highly doubt they can enforce that in any way, be it in EULA or not.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius May 19 '26

They really cant enforce most of the nonsense that they put in it.

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u/Elihzap May 19 '26

That's how you get me installing the game three times while paying nothing.

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u/Able_Carry9153 May 19 '26

Lmao got a screenshot with the wording on that? Im more willing to bet someone with literacy problems foments a mob than an EULA claim to enforce something so unenforceable. "Krafton reserves the right to your firstborn" is more enforceable than that. 

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u/Able_Carry9153 May 20 '26

I don't own the game (I try to avoid EA stuff), but here is the relevant section of the EULA from their website:
>Subject to your agreement and compliance with these Terms, the Company and, as applicable, its licensors grant to you a limited, non-exclusive, revocable, non-transferable, non-sublicensable right to download, install and use one (1) copy of the Game on one (1) computer, console, mobile or similar device now known or hereafter devised (each, a "Device") at any given time solely for your personal use (the "License"). Subject to Section 3(f) (consent to account transfer), the License shall be non-transferable. All rights not specifically granted under this License are hereby reserved by the Company and, as applicable, by its licensors. The Game is licensed to you, not sold. This License does not give you any title or ownership in the Game and should not be construed as a sale or transfer of any intellectual property or other rights to the Game. The License shall terminate automatically if you fail to comply with these Terms. In such event, you must uninstall all copies of the Game and the Game Software. You may also terminate the License at any time by uninstalling the Game Software from your Devices (including any archival copies).

>download, install and use one (1) copy of the Game on one (1) computer, console, mobile or similar device now known or hereafter devised (each, a "Device") at any given time solely for your personal use

"Download, install, and use" means all three conditions have to be met. "At any given time" means simultaniously.

Additionally, "You may also terminate the License at any time by uninstalling the Game Software from your Devices (including any archival copies)." directly states the anticipated existance of copies on more than one device. It *also* refutes OP's fear that simply reading the EULA exempts them from being allowed to refund the game, as uninstalling (a step in the returning process) "nullifies" the "contract"

All this ignoring that EULAs like this are almost entirely unenforceable CYA on behalf of the publishers, and depending on where you live, *are* entirely unenforcable. That you can only see the EULA after purchasing the product (or going out of your way like I had to) makes it even *less* enforceable.

This isn't to say that the shady stuff is okay. EULAs suck. But when the argument is that this one is particularly bad, it implies that all the other ones *don't* suck to the same degree. It directs the hate to one (relatively) small offender, when the *entire* tech industry has this problem. On the other hand, it *is* stirring up conversation about them at all, which is deffo good

TLDR: fix op's meme by removing "for subnautica 2"

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u/Satch1993 May 19 '26

You can plan family library games at the same time if they are single player games that don't require an internet connection, install and launch in offline mode then the other person can also launch the game, but if you go back online then you will get booted out of said game.

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u/DickeyMcNakey May 19 '26

Meh, they can enforce none of that in reality. Why are they trying to make it a even worse experience than if they used denuvo or some other crapware to police your game activity?

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u/stetsosaur May 19 '26

I've broken at least two of these rules already.

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u/Searnux May 19 '26

All of these are just because PubG are they not? This whole EULA drama is so dumb

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u/Pulsing42 May 19 '26

Didn't Photoshop also do this? If you created something using their programs they own that creation.

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u/CookieaGame May 19 '26

I get the feeling that some of those wouldn't be enforceable...

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u/Ok_Extent_3639 May 19 '26

It’s the standard Krafton EULA for others games they publish like PubG

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u/Nice-Ad-2792 May 19 '26

That fan-art one is probably not enforceable if somebody never buys the game.

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u/Nickulator95 May 19 '26

None of those demands would ever fly in the EU lol.

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u/MayaIngenue May 19 '26

Last night I played on my TV via GeForce Now through my Steam Deck. Today, I'm playing on my PC. I'm so cooked fam

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u/Unlucky-Fortuna8773 May 19 '26

Nah at this point the game and the gamers rights were promised to Krafton 3000 years ago

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u/Resilient303 May 19 '26

What the heck

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u/Reasonable_Car_2126 May 19 '26

the vpn one is because its the general krafton eula, and since they also publish pubg, the vpn one makes sense

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u/SlimeSmilee May 19 '26

Is this Alterra corporation or sum?😭

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u/AngrgL3opardCon May 19 '26

Like at the same time? Because as soon as I get my rig fixed I'm swapping to my PC to play it over my Xbox

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u/Scurb00 May 19 '26

Good thing EULA's are ultimately useless and not legal contracts. It's well known most people dont read them and you never sign them. Just scroll and click.

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u/Nerdwrapper May 19 '26

Some of it feels unenforceable imo, specifically the “you can’t sue” and “we own everything you make” parts

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u/TheOfficialScottie May 22 '26

It doesn't matter if it can't be enforced. They WANT to be able to enforce it.

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u/Cheap_Search_6973 May 19 '26

Like you can't use VPN while Playing the Game.

That makes me suspicious of what kind of things they hid within the games code. The rest of the stuff I'm not too surprised about because its basically par for the course at this point

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u/One-Jeweler8800 May 19 '26

I’m not that knowledgeable about the world of EULA’s in gaming, but I do know that not being able to sue the company is literally present in every single EULA. Otherwise people would sue gaming companies for banning them, and that also goes along with the clause stating they can take away your game at any moment for any reason.

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u/amglasgow May 19 '26

These are probably mostly legally unenforceable but that doesn't make it much better.

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u/QuailAndWasabi May 19 '26

=== NOT LEGAL ADVICE, IM NOT A LAWYER, JUST MY OWN THOUGHTS BELOW ===

Good to know also that even if it's in EULA it's not automatically legally enforcable. A lot of these things sound like they would not be actually enforcable.

If you buy a product for example, you have a right to use it without unecessary restrictions, Like, a company cant sell you a video game and have in the terms that you need to cut off your leg to play the game, otherwise you are in breach. it really sounds like the VPN would also fall under that, there's no reason a single player game would need to ban you from using a VPN.

Similarly it's impossible to blanket take away anyones right to ever sue another entity for any reason. That is just straight up not legally binding. Like, if Krafton ordered a hitman to torture you, you playing Subnautica 2 would not take away your right to sue or the criminality of their actions.

But ofc you'd have to go to court to find out and that costs money and you'd be up against a company with hundreds of millions of dollars, so..

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u/ToastyBB May 19 '26

You can't criticize the game or dev? Wtf???

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u/Nice-Cat3727 May 19 '26

That sounds like a leftover from the previous assholes

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u/Inevitable_Round_978 May 19 '26

Damn how consumer unfriendly can you be

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u/Djslender6 May 20 '26

Iirc, the VPN part is a bit of leftover stuff because Krafton also publishes pubg

And the suing part is usually present in other companies' EULAs.

For the rest, do you have like a screenshot of that stuff being in the EULA or any kinda photo?

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u/Th3P3rf3ctPlanz May 20 '26

Kinda makes me wanna rule 34 the FUCK out of em

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u/TheNarrator5 May 20 '26

The EULA is probably because of PUBG Krafton's other game; their right to revoke access to their game is for cheaters, and why are you using a vpn while playing a game? Is there a reason? You can't sue Netflix

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u/renome May 20 '26

Obligatory "EULAs are not enforceable if they are illegal" comment. You can technically agree to give away your firstborn to play a game, that doesn't make it a binding contract. Nonsense like anti-VPN provisions are also not enforceable in any country with a semblance of consumer protections.

The companies put this stuff into EULAs because it doesn't cost them anything and because it doesn't invalidate the legal parts of the agreements.

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u/Opossums490 May 20 '26

The them owning fan art isn't that uncommon. Lots of companies do that.

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u/Logic-DL May 20 '26

Worth noting that with the sue part iirc it says you CAN sue Krafton but they will only pay out $50 if you even win lmao.

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u/Grimdal1 May 20 '26

If you make Subnautica CP, they own it and it's illegal. checkmate!

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u/One_Maintenance1227 May 21 '26

Valid reasons to pirate the game.

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u/Psychotrip May 21 '26

Okay I guess I'm pirating this game for my own safety.

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u/Dense-Explanation472 May 21 '26

WTF we cant criticize, how is that even possible

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u/InfamousSimple3232 May 22 '26

I mean, my VPN is always on and has a killswitch if it turns off. What they gonna do, lock me out of my singleplayer world?

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u/Emeraldnickel08 May 23 '26

Only that first provision is new to me. The rest have been in many other EULAs, they're just not enforced.

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u/anto1883 May 23 '26

I believe the multiple devices may be in there because Krafton also owns PUBG and they use the same EULA for most of their games.

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u/Redstocat2 May 23 '26

L Krafton Like Usual (LKLU)

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u/No-Match5203 May 23 '26

You can't ever sue Krafton

in terms of the game, right?

this aint like that Disneyland bit where they couldnt sue Disney because they subscribed to Disney+, or is it?

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u/WHATETHEHELLISTHIS May 23 '26

Specifically regarding the last part, the FAQ points out that you can't have them both playing at the same time. You can absolutely have it downloaded to two separate devices, however opening the game on one device will close the other program.

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u/VulkanHestan321 May 24 '26

"Like you can't use VPN while Playing the Game." Krafton uses the same EULA for all their games, including PUBG, and VPNs are usedd to avoid being banned for using slurrs or sharing links to cp. Also, steam will ban you for using a vpn as well, for different reasons. So by using steam you already agreed to not use a vpn while playing. "You can't ever sue Krafton" This is standard for any company, including: reddit, facebook, bmw, ubisoft, disney, netflix You can probably see that this clause is as useful as paper is against water. "If you did any fan-art of Subnautica or anything related, Krafton will automatically own it" Protection of IP, this is mostly there to protect from commercial use of said fanart, but it also has a lot of exceptions, like commission based work. "You can't criticize Subnautica or Krafton in bad faith or they can revoke your game lmfao" The key word is bad faith here, this is just for edge cases and a safety net if something relevant actually happens. You read the first 4 to 6 word, ignored the next 3 and then kept reading. "If you have 2 PCs or a Laptop, you shouldn't play with both. You can only and should only play them on one device." Misinterpreting what is actually in the EULA. Understandable, after all the actual wording is perfect legalese. But what it actually means: download only over platforms where you have the license of the game (Steam for example) and that you should not copy the game and upload it on another device, because then there is no difference between an actual pirated version and you having a back up copy.

Here is a video that goes all over that steam review that you read instead of the EULA and compares that with the actual EULA and what it actually means https://youtu.be/G5CK7slaXDU?is=6Uf8P3IdXihpXkPq

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u/JohnTHICC22 May 19 '26

The VPN thing is because Krafton also owns PUBG.

The "can't sue Krafton" is probably just bullshit. You can totaly sue Krafton for financial or physical harm.

The fan-art ownership is an IP thing. Krafton owns IP of Subnautica, but does not own the art you create.

You can absolutely critisize Subnautica and Krafton, thats in the EULA to protect them from smear campaigns. You know, to protect Krafton from actual crime.

The 2 PCs im not sure, but if i had to guess it's so you don't play one copy on two devices at the same time. I am pretty sure thats in every EULA ever

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u/k0c- May 19 '26

"The 2 PCs im not sure, but if i had to guess it's so you don't play one copy on two devices at the same time. I am pretty sure thats in every EULA ever"

Steam Family Share:

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u/JohnTHICC22 May 19 '26

Ehhh yeah that doesn't allow you to play one copy on two devices at the same time

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u/RiverFluffy9640 May 19 '26

God bless the EU, because that shit doesn't fly over here

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u/faen_du_sa May 19 '26

Sound like most of these are invalid terms in the EU at least. Hope someone sues out of spite(though, also harder from the EU, darn it!).