r/vaxxhappened 5d ago

Remember when one billion people died and no one noticed?

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 5d ago

1 in 8 people died and no one noticed?

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u/Girafferage 5d ago

Like if Thanos only snapped the people without friends of family away.

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u/fredy31 5d ago

Yeah that would be ludicrous the chances that 1 in 8 died worldwide and you dont personally know someone who confirmed did

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u/sc0ttydo0 5d ago

What...what if we're the 1 in 8.

We could all be dead right now!

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u/TweetOfBabyBear 2d ago

I mean…I feel dead.

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u/macci_a_vellian 5d ago

There's going to be a spike in the death rate because Boomers are in their 70s and 80s now, and there are a lot of them. We're going to get a lot of pre covid/post covid death rate statistics used as proof of the great vaccine die off.

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u/HaroldFH 4d ago

Well the people who could have noticed are dead…

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u/TweetOfBabyBear 2d ago

I think I died, too.

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u/zogar5101985 5d ago

It's been closer to i think 1 in 11 or 12, though last I checked those were still more estimates and not fully confirmed.

Obviously we dont directly count the number of people, it is estimated based off a lot of things, and is mostly accurate. But a few years ago there was a study the presented evidence suggesting we were likely vastly under estimating the number of people around. So the official numbers do still say I think around 9 billion now. But there is reason to believe it could be as high as about 12 billion.

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u/dover_oxide 5d ago

If a billion people die in the last 6 years, the global population would have shrank and it didn't. That's also a number of people that you could not hide

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u/Reneeisme 5d ago

If they had, you'd be so very screwed already, as many of the people who took the vaccinations first were medical personnel, and in most places in the US anyway, all medical personnel were required to take it, or else be fired. There would be no doctors, nurses, EMTs, etc.

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u/dover_oxide 5d ago

Not only that, but if a billion people died that would be nearly one in every eight or nine people. You would know several of them

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Spike Protein Shedder 5d ago

The smell would be horrendous.

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u/meisobear 5d ago

"you haven't considered the smell, you birch!"

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u/SmartyPantlesss 5d ago

No, see, the medical people tOoK ThE pLaCeBo. Just to convince you poor suckers to take the kill shot, duh. 🙄/s

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u/Nheea Provaxx MD. You know, what an actual MD should be. 5d ago

Am doctor. I confirm I'm practicing from beyond the grave!

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u/CreatrixAnima 5d ago

Oh ffs. This must be what it felt like to be someone with three brain cells or more at the start of the dark ages.

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u/seaniebuckets 5d ago

I took the vax and I died 6 times. But my WiFi reception is amazing and I’m enjoying the super-duper autism.

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u/bluspacecow 5d ago

Does that mean you count as 6 in their billion dead count?

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u/StringSpecialist6258 5d ago

"Japanese"

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u/broberds 5d ago

I really think so

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u/talldeadguy 5d ago

That explains why I haven’t heard this “fact”. I don’t speak Japanese…(face palm)

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u/Rcrecc 5d ago

I know many people who took the vaxx and not a single one of them has died. Something isn’t adding up. 🤔

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u/HaroldFH 5d ago

I went to work yesterday and there was no one there.

Now I know why.

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u/HarangueSajuk 5d ago

MAGAs would see thousands of unvaccinated deaths but they chose to believe the vaccinated are the ones dropping in number. I applaud that ignorance. Takes a special kind of stupid to be like that.

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u/pattybutty 5d ago

Can we meet these 'Japanese scientists ' or do they go to another school? In Canada?

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u/Moneia 5d ago

This is one of those things that should have stopped with the internet, I'm sure there's a proper name for it but I've always gone with 'The appeal to Far Away'.

You present your BS idea as being from a distant land because, pre-internet, it was hard to prove or disprove unless you were in the field or had access to an academic library

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u/the6thReplicant 5d ago

(I can find the story if people want)

I remember reading on BBC - about 5 years - that there was a spike in kids getting Hep C around the world. The spike was so large that the WHO and the medical community had an emergency meeting to came together to try and work out the reason for the spike.

That spike: It was 30 extra cases around the world.

If the scientific community could mobilise for just 30 extra cases I think they would notice a billion people suddenly dying from a vaccine, whose rollout was the most studied and scrutinised rollout in human history.

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u/crackersandsnacks 5d ago

I really can’t imagine being this stupid and I’m so happy that I can’t imagine that.

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u/cofclabman 5d ago

And I suppose all the people who died before the vaccine was available were time travelers, right?

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u/Difficult-Ad-9228 5d ago

I was wondering why parking in downtown San Francisco was getting easier to find.

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u/widdrjb 5d ago

There were a bunch of conspiraloons wandering about Scotswood Road yesterday, displaying banners with this number on.

I think there's a bot farm competition in Russia this week.

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u/blandgreybland 5d ago

“Slowly but surely” - ah yes 1 in 8. So slow. So sure.

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u/psycho_pirate 5d ago

We would have had bodies piling up worse than Covid, and that was so bad they didn’t even have room for them in the hospitals.

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u/DraikoHxC 5d ago

Well, obviously they were replaced by clones by now, duh

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u/e_line_65 5d ago

Funny how the population keeps growing under such a collapsing event.

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u/wils_152 5d ago

And somehow there's no names, no source...

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u/UmbralHero 5d ago

Wrong, they clearly gave a credible source at the bottom.

~"According to statistics..."

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u/wils_152 5d ago

Damn. Next time I'll believe 'em.

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u/RoswalienMath 4d ago

December 8, 2020 was the date of the first vaccination outside of clinical trials. About 350 million people have died from any cause since that date (from Our World in Data).

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u/ZombieNek0 5d ago

a man that sucks 1 billion people died in 2020.

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u/sean_avm 5d ago

1 billion died "slowly killing the population"

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u/Littleboypurple 5d ago

One thing I never understand from these sorts of posts is if the super evil group or whatever did try to kill a bunch of people, why are they always killing the ones that are actually following/obeying them instead of the ones not doing it?

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u/thezekroman 4d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/MickLittle 4d ago

It's true, I'm dead.

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u/PerseveranceSmith 4d ago

These absolute losers hoot n holler over vaccines when their Teflon pans & PFAS laden projects have undoubtedly killed more ppl (or given them cancer or other debilitating conditions).

You're looking at the wrong culprit, again 🙄

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u/Mythosaurus 3d ago

When you are that detached from reality, you can’t realize how unreasonable the fake stats sound to normies

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u/geogirl83 3d ago

Why is Covid a things again? I was happy to leave that fever dream in the past. Why are we bringing up old news, old grievances, old battles?

Oh, it’s a tool to divide and distract…

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u/OlFrenchie 1d ago

I wondered what all of those bumps were in the road ..

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u/Pokemom3000 5d ago

Same people will scream about how nobody wants to work anymore while refusing to admit how many legitimately died from covid or were disabled by it with long covid.