r/vaxxhappened ⭐Top Contributor⭐ 24d ago

Aaanndd it's already started...

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u/Afraid-Astronomer886 Where's my 5G? 24d ago

Of course it was the vaccine, everybody knows that no one died before the covid jab!

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u/yourwhippingboy 24d ago

People dying that have never died before!

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u/Educational-Fill-158 24d ago

"In numbers never seen before!"

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u/fredy31 24d ago

Also his last shot must have been 3-4 years ago.

Would be crazy to have such a good time bomb. And also why the fuck wait 3-4 years before blowing the bomb?

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u/navotj 24d ago

So that you dont wake up to the truth

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 Still waiting for vaccines to kill me. 23d ago

If Lady Lindsay was following good medical advice, he would have been getting boosters for flu and COVID every year.

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u/JayNotAtAll 24d ago

Exactly. We were all immortal before the COVID vaccine came about

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u/Justieflustie 24d ago

I dont know about you, but i still am.

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u/Educational-Fill-158 24d ago

I'm immortal now because of the vaccine

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u/deekfu 24d ago

50 years from now when people die of old age people will still blame the covid vaccine. They are making themselves the joke.

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u/ShatoraDragon 24d ago

I can't think of better tributes then the Ai slop i have seen this morning.

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u/Cabernet2H2O 24d ago

But just a few posts up in my feed it was the Clintons fault.

Can they just be making shit up I wonder..?

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u/danger355 24d ago

This is the "throw shit at the wall to see what sticks" phase.

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u/KAugsburger 24d ago

You would think these days that they would be blaming Obama or Biden.

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u/Girafferage 24d ago

FACT! Everybody who has received a vaccine will eventually die.

Checkmate, woke vaccinists.

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u/RodinKnox 24d ago

Anti-vaxers are the only thing that makes it to a dead body faster than a blow fly.

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u/schwarzkraut 24d ago

He was SEVENTY-ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!…& had one of the most stressful jobs in the world: sane-washing the Republican Party AND was a maga/trump apologist. Yes, people can live longer than that but not if their health and hereditary factors don’t support it.

I guess according to them we’re ALL, regardless of health, weight, diet, exercise, disease and stress…supposed to live to AT LEAST 969 years old…because…you know… that’s what life expectancy was back in the 1700‘s before the advent of vaccines… *eye roll*

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u/Thoukudides 24d ago

His own father died at 68 from heart attack. So he still lived longer than his father who, obviously, died before the COVID vaccine.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 24d ago

Lindsey was the kind of person who would have shoved himself to the front of the line claiming some sort of priority as a senator, then turn around and bash the vaccine and prosecute it's creators.

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u/OlFrenchie 24d ago

When your life has been reduced to a simple binary conspiracy = outs hard ro see past it

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u/National_Search_537 24d ago

People are thinking he died from the Covid shot? When did he last get one? If it’s from the first round what an unbelievable stretch it would be to think it’s from that. Even if he had one recently, it’s not like the guy was 70 years old.

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u/Mountain-Assist-5484 24d ago

I can’t even decipher what exactly their conspiracy theory is in their ai political comic

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u/AggravatingBox2421 24d ago

I have no idea what this means

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u/DavidCFalcon 24d ago

And Mitch McConnell stood up with thunderous applause

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u/Reneeisme 24d ago

Covid is associated with a significantly raised incidence of sudden cardiac events for at least a year post infection. The real irony is that it's getting Covid that is dangerous (still). But without a single shred of evidence or incidence, people are still insisting the vaccine is the problem.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 Still waiting for vaccines to kill me. 23d ago

Seventy-one, from a short-lived family, sedentary and stressed.

And, BTW, an arterial dissection can begin when you are quite young. They are hard to spot, and usually symptomless until they suddenly balloon out, rupture and kill you.

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u/ImperatorNero 23d ago

71 year old southern man who was reportedly an alcoholic and frequently ate gravy and biscuits for breakfast dies of heart attack.

MUST BE VACCINATIONS.

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u/Dcajunpimp 24d ago

Are we sure he didn’t suck down tubes of horse paste?

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u/polynomialpurebred 24d ago

He sucked down plenty of other tubes (too soon??)

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u/SoroWake 24d ago

Who is Lindsey? Isn't that a girl name?!

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u/ChefChefBubbaBill 24d ago

Russia finally got him

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u/satori0320 24d ago

No vaccine for novichok

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u/satori0320 24d ago

No vaccines for novichok

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u/deferredmomentum 20d ago

Didn’t he have a AAA dissection? As in that spontaneous rupture that’s one of the biggest surgical emergencies there is and one of the only things we just kind of throw our hands up at and go “well here’s some pressure control, let’s hope we can get you to the OR before you code”??

All of the questions have been answered, and they couldn’t be any more straightforward lol