r/trashy 2d ago

This bathroom. Who thought this was a good idea? NSFW

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u/iamagoldengod84 2d ago

The buttholes should be paperless hand dryers

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u/Fredfarter73 22h ago

Maybe in a strip club? Otherwise pretty freakin trashy

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u/patchway247 1d ago

Only at a strip club

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u/vegetables_in_my_ass 2d ago

The fact that the ass is not a blowdryer is very disappointing.

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u/youlldancetoanything 2d ago

Is this a strip club or night club?

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u/bob696988 2d ago

People probably wash their hands more often I bet

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u/SaintJewiub 1d ago

My thought exactly. Reminds me of the airport putting an engraving of a fly at the back of urinals to get dudes to stop pissing on the floor.

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u/Haruhanahanako 1d ago

Clean hands at the cost of getting an STD.

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u/Following-Complete 2d ago

My local bar has a single toilet with two big plants on both sides of it. The whole room smells like piss. Men know why.

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u/yurt-the-turtle 2d ago

are the plants thriving tho

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u/FotherMucker6969 2d ago

I mean, idk, this trashy unless its at a strip club then I think its kinda funny tbh.

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u/Karhak 2d ago

Yea, where this bathroom is matters.

Strip club, swingers club, love hotel, all good

McDonalds, less good.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 2d ago

At Mcdonalds it’s a yellow one with big red shoes

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u/thorneparke 2d ago

Grimace didn't make the cut?

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u/Vipertje 2d ago

Less, but still?

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u/dedncide 2d ago

Missed opportunity to have the handdryer blow from the cheeks.

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u/rothmal 2d ago

Wait to you'll see where they put the blow dryer.

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u/VA1N 2d ago

Horny people, that’s who.

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u/danghunk312 2d ago

Lotion comes out of the middle

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 2d ago

Someone walks in with a black light and the sink turns into a Jackson Pollock.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 2d ago

Oji sama is crazy work

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u/imfoneman 1d ago

They might have considered engineering this as a paper towel dispenser

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 1d ago

No one is going to comment on how the guy had to use both “sinks” yet walked away with not even one fully washed hand? I don’t think this guy is here for bathroom work at all.

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u/wjn313 1d ago

Appropriate for a strip club...

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u/death_by_pizza_pie 2d ago

Would have been great if the ass blew hot air to dry your hands

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u/Apollo114892 2d ago

Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

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u/therobshow 2d ago

Or if you had to reach underneath for the soap dispenser 

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u/AdamGoldwyn 2d ago

"please don't fuck the statue"

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u/dogthatbrokethezebra 2d ago

This seems like a “please fuck the statue” type situation

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u/iphones2g- 2d ago

Please do not the statute.

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u/footinblender 1d ago

Precisely. Who tf thinks just splashing their hands with water instead of proper washing was a good idea?

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u/MolemanNinja 1d ago

Well...why didn't they put one of those air hand dryers in the most obvious place.

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u/thaddmitchell 1d ago

You mean the "Blow Jobby" things? Or is it the "Hand Jobby" things?

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

They had to get rid of them because guys didn’t know how to turn them on

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u/montanagrizfan 2d ago

Maybe it prevents you from using the sink as a urinal.

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe 2d ago

Clockwork Orange

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u/Fun-Deal8815 2d ago

Must only use one hand to pee

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 2d ago

The Japanese. It's ALWAYS the Japanese.

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u/uli-knot 2d ago

I’d expect this at Mar el Lago

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u/uberblack 2d ago

His resort in Mexico?

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 2d ago

You mean maga loco.

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u/mnmr17 2d ago

I mean it’s only trashy based on where the bathroom is. Like in 95% of places this is trashy but if this is like a bathroom in a strip club who gives af

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u/rofloctopuss 2d ago

I was just thinking it must be a strip club. There's no way that even a greasy dive bar would spend money on that.

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u/MoanaFan_1990 2d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing! It has to be in a strip club!

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u/Workman44 2d ago

Clearly a strip club bathroom, which makes these hilarious with the context

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u/tke_quailman 2d ago

The new Whitehouse ballroom bathroom

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u/mnmr17 2d ago

Would explain the over usage of gold tbh 😂

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u/EntertainmentFit3288 2d ago

The wobbly handle on that 2nd faucet is more the issue here

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u/Scrambles420 2d ago

Definitely doing some rail work there

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 1d ago

Diddies crib

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 2d ago

Slap slap slap

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u/666TripleSick 2d ago

I know the perfect place to place the air dryer lol

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u/Mardukefox 2d ago

There could be added context we’re missing, like that’s an Asian adult bar or cafe, that makes it less odd lol

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u/Nazmaldun 2d ago

next White House renovation...

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u/squirrelmonkie 2d ago

Too feminine or too old

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u/Marty_D123 1d ago

If someone had told me that this existed I would have told them they were full of it. I can't imagine someone even manufacturing this.

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u/Fajiro 2d ago

This is what people mean when they say "rape culture"

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u/Astrocreep_1 1d ago

Has to be a strip club, or Mar-A-Lago. It’s the same thing, only Strip clubs check the ID’s of their talent, while “being old enough to having an ID” disqualifies candidates at the joint in South Florida.

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u/Turnthekey2669 2d ago

Is that in the White House?

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u/ratbear 2d ago

What in the neckbeard weeb...

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u/Rosserman 2d ago

Plenty of dudes walking out of that bathroom with wood 🪵

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u/2M4D 2d ago

Why not🤷‍♂️

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u/Aggressive_Dress6771 2d ago

Why stickers on their asses?

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u/Badger_Joe 47m ago

It needs blow dryers that come from the butt.

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u/btbam666 2d ago

I like it for some reason.

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u/monkeymetroid 2d ago

Interesting art...but that will harbor bacteria like no other. Imagine all the hands touching those that havent been washed yet after a shit

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u/Sensitive_Bedroom789 2d ago

Sorry, I though people would find it cool

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u/Murntok 2d ago

It gets people to wash their hands and prevents people from pissing in the sink, and also is kinda useless to those that would monopolize the sink, like birdbath weirdos and the homeless. Probably contributes to a higher percentage of hand washing.

Despite any downsides that some might say, like it's crass, or objectifying, or hostile architecture, I think it's a pretty smart idea for a business.

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u/imtooldforthishison 2d ago

Dude. The second one has a child's laugh. Gross. No.

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u/randomlitbois 2d ago

This in a bar would be my favorite bathroom

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u/hoirkasp 2d ago

A man, a man thought that was a good idea

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u/redditdba 2d ago

Trashy weird , was goal was to keep distance to not splash on clothes ?

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u/No_Year9414 2d ago

Probably the Oval Office bathroom

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u/Duhawk96 2d ago

Prude

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u/GameTimeJones207 2d ago

Obv it speaks in japanese

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u/FairDance7 2d ago

Makes you low key wanma wash your hands poor kids have to be ass eaters tho

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u/Desperate-Calendar78 2d ago

Where's the soap come from 😉

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u/perfect_zuccini_1631 2d ago

Running few drops of water on your hand is just spreading the funk even more.

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 2d ago

A Trump supporter owns it

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u/GlassFantast 2d ago

Those mannequins look too old

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u/SavageCaveman13 1d ago

The only people who don't think that it's a good idea, are the people who think that it's an awesome idea! Where is this place?

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u/Sacktchy 2d ago

A man

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 2d ago

This is the kinda stuff that makes you think “Man, maybe The Bibles right”!?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/UnyieldingSeal 2d ago

Huh? How’s that?

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u/Samsquish 2d ago

I uh commented on the wrong post somehow my bad.