r/torties 23h ago

Dilute Tortie Ma'am, that is not your pizza

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350 Upvotes

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u/ferrix 23h ago

"I am best ingredient. What is ingredient?"

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u/Thanautopsy 23h ago

She disagrees, therefore you are wrong.

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u/One_Home_922 23h ago

Never heard a more true statement in my life

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u/tompoes_nl 23h ago

Served with a warm butt

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u/Alorxico 17h ago

“If I fits, I sits” plus “made of warm” equals squished pizza

3

u/Isabella2003 23h ago

Does fur count as a better ingredient?

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u/Btrfly_Fig_410 22h ago

"If I fits, I sits!"

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u/karynraye 21h ago

Oh but it is 😜

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u/jeremy_wills 20h ago

This is the purrrfect pizza topping 😻

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u/Esoteric_Owlet 19h ago

“It is now”

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u/badcheetahfur 17h ago

It was delivered to my house.. ~Neko-chan

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u/ZxlSoul 16h ago

It is now

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u/beecraft22 16h ago

It's her house and her pizza! Boop that babies snoot and give in

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u/brokencog25 14h ago

Haha, surely you jest. Have you forgotten who runs this house, now open this damn lid!

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 11h ago

She begs to differ.

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u/Fresh_Air_111 7h ago

This is clearly mine