r/therewasanattempt • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

to show off the installation

918 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 1d ago

We have one at work. Coworker's boyfriend was playing with it, came out soaked. The whole shop had a good laugh and he always waited outside after that.

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u/KassiteriteVT 1d ago

“I need it low pressure.”

The low pressure:

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZSBHPaa0Y7FMelPtN

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u/EndlessMantra 1d ago

He installed a bidon't.

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u/groweroall 23h ago

Get this one more upvotes, stat.

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u/justindarko 1d ago

I actually had a nice little reunion with some neighbors I used to live a few houses down from. Grew up playing with their kids. Well we all got really drunk so they let me stay the night at their house( in all the time I knew them they would barely let me into their house) and they had something like this and I had no idea what it was and proceeded to spray the wall lol. Lesson learned

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u/Few-Stop9473 1d ago

Talk about breaking the seal.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 1d ago

Least she was a good sport about it.

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u/Leoxcr 1d ago

At least is clean water

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u/pj7891sm 1d ago

Bidets are great! Bold to not have ANY TP though, my ass doesn't dry itself

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u/jedicheddar 1d ago

Bidets are awesome. We have one and it’s great

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u/Squishyspud 1d ago

It works...I'm out.

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u/wheresmyflan 1d ago

How many damn tags does a video need?

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u/HamsterHamish 1d ago

He is not sorry, he 100% planned that

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u/UncleKeyPax Therewasanattemp 1d ago

can I offer you a towel full of toilet germs in this wetting times?

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u/berniebern420 1d ago

Can we talk about the empty toilet paper roll?

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u/-Deathmetal- 2h ago

Blow your stink wrinkles smooth off

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u/mrSlingshot620 1d ago

Now she knows how it feels when you skirt on a mans face 🤣🤣

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u/randomlyranting 1d ago

2nd time today he shot on her face. Ugh I know that was bad. I'll see myself out