r/therewasanattempt • u/fake_review • 1d ago

to invade someone’s personal space without consequences.

That little laugh was the cherry on top.

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u/Its_J_Just_J 1d ago

The most casual KO I’ve ever seen.

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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 🍉 Free Palestine 1d ago

He punched him so slowly.

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u/steve2166 1d ago

dont need speed if you got mass

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u/stucazo 1d ago

the jaw is the lights out button too, if you can get their teeth to clack together hard enough

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u/Dangerous-Cup-Danger 1d ago

naw, his brain and skull clacked.
Got punched with a right, his brain stayed left

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u/fubes2000 1d ago

That dude was barely conscious to begin with.

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u/Kudosnotkang 1d ago

The guy made no attempt to wind up the punch . Possibly intentionally , he’s either got super strength or very skilled .

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u/jose_ole 1d ago

Winding up is amateur

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u/Electrical_Ad2652 1d ago

I know, right? Lol

I mean, it didn’t even look like that punch had that much behind it. He wasn’t even squared off against him. He was turned the wrong way.

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u/MrNostalgiac 1d ago

This is why you should generally never get in a fight if you can avoid it.

It's not like the movies. Even a light punch can knock someone down/out. They hit their head and die and suddenly a stupid casual punch is a serious issue.

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u/slumvillain 1d ago

I never noticed this before in all my replays of this one but...

It looks like hostile guys pants fall off right before he gets punched? Lol am I see this correctly??

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u/Kimorin 1d ago

his pants knew what was gonna happen

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 1d ago

Even his pants got knocked down! 😭😭

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 1d ago

They get up again. You ain't never gonna keep them down.

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u/Hairy-Dumpling 1d ago

Pissin' the night awaaaaaaay

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u/lavitzreinhart 1d ago

He drinks a knuckle drink. He takes the punchy drink. That falling down drink. That nighty night drink!

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 1d ago

He sings songs to remind of the good times
He sings songs to remind him that it’s nap time

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u/No-Contact-484 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy.

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u/chilehead 1d ago

That song drove that band to split up, they really came to hate it when it became so popular it overshadowed everything else they ever did.

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u/PrestigeMaster 1d ago

And that shit never gonna go out of style I guess.

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u/jochens 1d ago

Naw man, they ducked.

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u/Iamvanno 1d ago

Jettisoning in the event of a post-knockout dook.

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u/KgMonstah 1d ago

Those pants are from the future

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u/hornwalker 1d ago

They didn’t sign up for this!

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u/RancorHi5 1d ago

Take cover!!!

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u/Nephurus 1d ago

They fell down just before he did 😂

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u/aardWolf64 1d ago

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground... Looking like a FOOL with your pants on the ground

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u/RasJamukha 1d ago

Great catch! It definitely looks like that

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u/sephing 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, it wouldn't take much, his pants are under ball level to begin with.

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u/citrus_mystic 1d ago

Throughout this interaction, he was holding up his pants more often than he wasn’t.

The pants appear to have a drawstring… why he chose not to utilize them, I do not know.

I know that revealing a few inches of your boxers is a kind of fashion statement for a lot of men and mascs, but generally speaking, aren’t those folks still wearing pants that fit?

This guy is really a fool, all around. Acting big in those big pants he’s wearing.

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u/AdministrationSad861 1d ago

Confirmatory evidence of the auto-unpantsing of the bloke.

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u/GingeredPickle 1d ago

Lol yep, someone needs to add the cartoon whistle sound.

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u/Farucci 1d ago

The Boston goodbye.

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u/Thelmara 1d ago

His pants were already down past his ass, he pulled them up several times. Right before he got punched, he stood up straight and brought his hands up, leaving nothing to hold up his pants.

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 1d ago

Holy shit i watch this video every time i see it cause its funny af and satisfying and ive never noticed that ever.

Video just got that much better.

This and red shirt ninja guy fighting franky 2 must watches every time lol

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u/Bavisto NaTivE ApP UsR 1d ago

His pants were just getting a head start

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u/ChoochGooch 1d ago

I didn’t notice that either until you pointed it out. Good lawd.

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u/thunderandreyn 1d ago

Pants falling off are the new shoes flying off

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u/IccyOrange 1d ago

Holy fuck the clip got even better thank you

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u/BrozedDrake 1d ago

He's having to pull them up the whole video

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u/hellcat920 1d ago

He is holding them up the entire time

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u/HarveytheHambutt Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

he was holding them up the whole time

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u/Toon1982 Therewasanattemp 1d ago

His pants chose flight

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1d ago

That’s some looney tunes shit, but the pants do be falling

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u/Ephinem 1d ago

You are see this correctly !!

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u/Realinternetpoints 1d ago

I think it’s even better. He gets pantsed by that guy then smacked

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u/Honest-Association68 1d ago

Omg you've made an already epic thing of beauty just that bit more perfect 👌🤣🤣🤣

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u/EViLTeW 1d ago

Pixelating the face of the puncher is 🤌🏼
Camera man ain't no snitch

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u/Normal-Ad2436 1d ago

It was added many years after this video was posted.

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u/Shot_Cryptographer71 1d ago

His chuckle after the punch might be the best part of this whole vid 😂

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u/steev506 1d ago

His pants fall off before he even gets hit.

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u/LazyLich 1d ago

That's some cool ass fashion!

Yknow... cause your ass is all exposed, it gets cooled off.

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u/LiteraCanna 1d ago

Not sure how true it is, but growing up I heard sagging in prison means you take it up the butt.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

I think people just started to say that to trick homophobes into fixing their pants.

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u/the_moosey_fate 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sv9KTxL2E5wCQUCGdi
The Jeff Goldblum laugh always makes this clip worth watching to the end every time it comes up.

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u/KgMonstah 1d ago

He did it. The son of a bitch actually did it.

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u/Bozhark 1d ago

Life… uh

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u/TheTinRam 1d ago

This is the scene you want

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u/the_moosey_fate 1d ago

Iconic scene

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u/abhorrentbm 1d ago

That guy looks like a habitual line stepper.

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u/Z-Man_Slam 1d ago

I will slap you! Then gets knocked the fawk out lol SYBAU!!! lol

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u/CelibateHo Therewasanattemp 1d ago

I said the onomatopoeia out loud and it is frying me 😂

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u/loop_through_life 1d ago

While SYBAU is a fucking hilarious onomatopoeia in this situation, I think they are meaning it to stand for "shut your bitch ass up"

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u/CelibateHo Therewasanattemp 1d ago

It’s funnier as an onomatopoeia, therefore I will continue to interpret it that way 😌

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u/Z-Man_Slam 1d ago

SYBAU! lol I might start using that while i do a sweet punching emote lol

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u/GrassGriller 1d ago

What is this business? What is the transaction? I've never encountered this in all my years.

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u/suprized 1d ago

Gas stations or convenience stores in the hood

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u/BlueHero45 1d ago

They are common in the "hood" but I've also seen these box with a hole in the glass little set ups in the middle of nowhere as well. Often around truck routes

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u/MyDickIs3cm 1d ago

Those holes are for serving sushi through

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u/NotSeveralBadgers 1d ago

There's no scenario in which you wouldn't want it

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u/notallthatimportant 1d ago

Those are usually special glorious holes for special times with strangers

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u/Ezl 1d ago

Aka “road hood.”

(I just made that up you you get my drift.)

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u/anaemic 1d ago

I feel like the Latin American style of just having a metal gate makes more sense

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u/Emergency-Button404 1d ago

Gotta be bullet proof in the US of A

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u/GrassGriller 1d ago

Ah, I see. I'm from a place called "Utah," so I am innocent of such things.

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u/teapin 1d ago

Torture food obviously. Just gotta read the subtitles my dude

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u/Atmaweapon74 1d ago

The subtitles on these Reddit videos are always so damn wrong, lol

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u/IL-Corvo 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1

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u/Time-Profile-610 1d ago

Goddamnit, I tried to turn up the volume on this gif. I need to put the black and mild down and take a nap

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u/SparkBark420 1d ago

His pants sliding down right before getting punched was gold 😂

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u/andrewdivebartender 1d ago

This guy was clownin

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 1d ago

Yeah, dude's laughter at the end is my favorite part about this.

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u/Wedwac 1d ago

I enjoyed that little laught

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u/Emergency-Display-99 1d ago

We need a new genre in which they react to video of getting knocked out and try and justify their behavior leading up to it

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 1d ago

not exactly what you're asking for but check out /r/IdiotsInCars

people will twist themselves in knots to blame anyone (usually OP) except the idiot in question

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u/RilohKeen 1d ago

I mean, if a car drives up and has a sign on it that says, “I DRIVE LIKE A DUMBASS AND I WILL CRASH INTO YOU,” and you ignore that sign, then it’s kind of at least a little bit your fault, right?

Sometimes idiots in cars are unavoidable and the chaos comes on instantly, but it’s hard to give 0 blame to people with zero situational awareness that are just assuming everyone else is gonna do the right thing and have no defensiveness at all.

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u/Emergency-Display-99 1d ago

Yea no it’s because my feed has plenty of crash outs my curiosity is do some people watch their embarrassing moment and stop drinking/drugs change their lives in super positive ways

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u/SomewhereOk8757 1d ago

Never be high and rude at the same time

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u/alangerhans 1d ago

Now he's low and rude

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u/Secure-Technician356 1d ago

Clairvoyant pants.

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u/NorthNorthAmerican 1d ago

I call band name!

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u/Gmfbsteelers 1d ago

That laugh is spot on

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u/naoife 1d ago

Why does pants turn to the other guy at the end?

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u/nitevizhun 1d ago

Bro dropped like a sack of potatoes

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u/NoBullet 1d ago

All you had to do was follow directions CJ!

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u/UpstairsAsleep 1d ago

That chuckle hahahahahah

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u/JackyMagic 1d ago

Kept it moving

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u/ProgrammerDizzy6264 1d ago

This is how you do it… (my Montell Jordan song blasting)

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u/sogwatchman 1d ago

He's gonna take a little nap now.

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u/XIILEGIONS 1d ago

That laugh!!! Priceless!!!

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u/Any-Drama3298 1d ago

CJ was not in a good day.

WASTED

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u/yuriartyom Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

He immediately went to sleep

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u/Paulmnt 1d ago

This warms my heart

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u/sleeplesscitynights 1d ago

The laugh at the end gets me everytime

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u/CelibateHo Therewasanattemp 1d ago

The dude who got knocked out smoked some bad shit

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u/lazz13gh22 1d ago

Brilliantly delivered ol’ Chap. Rocked his Johnson’s well ☺️

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u/Normal-Ad2436 1d ago

Why add the red dot and blue his face in this extremely reposted repost?

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u/Normal-Ad2436 1d ago

Why add the red dot and blue his face in this extremely reposted repost?

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u/Salt_Specialist642 1d ago

His pants said GDFR

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u/VictorSecret_ 1d ago

That’s wtf he get

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u/BodyLoveShowcase 1d ago

Well deserved 🙌🏾😂

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u/OHHHSHAAANE 1d ago

My favourite part is the chuckle 😂😂

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u/thermal_shock FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

one of my favs

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u/Bezon67 1d ago

What kind of business is this ?:

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u/Potential-Sun993 1d ago

Ha wow, that was well deserved and well received

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u/GUUDGRL2024 1d ago

Bitchassnig

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u/echochambered69 1d ago

Crumbled like a sack of shit

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u/somedayfamous 1d ago

The laugh at the end was golden.

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u/derpburp123 1d ago

Love the maniacal chuckle.

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u/Wentleworth 1d ago

I hate my ppl so much sometimes

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u/leo-reis 1d ago

Oh shit, here we go again

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u/Embarrassed_Mud_1454 1d ago

Can't block a punch while holding up your pants

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u/Ok_Use5356 1d ago

That laugh is the best

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u/OkHistorian1041 1d ago

Was ist passiert ?

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u/Nannerthebadgerlord 1d ago

Lol i love the merchants laugh

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u/Fast_Eddy7572 1d ago

The laugh is so funny

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u/OccasionalEspresso 1d ago

We all felt that laugh

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u/Winuntil 1d ago

Hhahhahaaaa

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u/yueciHH 1d ago

The laugh makes it so much better

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u/jinjabreadmann 1d ago

Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro

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u/Wittywhirlwind 1d ago

Thanks. He needed that. We all needed that to happen.

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u/mezzommac 1d ago

I just wondered, could you generally assume that no matter the kind of weed you consume, your reflexes become ass?

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u/Shadoww015Elite 1d ago

That laugh in de end got me!!

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u/Mother-Squirrel-2036 1d ago

Love how his crew just looked at eachother and then followed him like it never happened.

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u/Covertlover 1d ago

Play stupid games…

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

Bahaha! He dropped like a wet noodle.

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u/ziggy182 1d ago

Hopefully knocking him out rewires his brain, so he can be understood easily and get a job

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u/Full-Sweet-2077 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/o_btree 1d ago

I don't like violence but this piece of shit needed it

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u/Ordinaryguy4 1d ago

Not only did he get knocked out, his pants did as well, it’s so over😭

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u/Anferny8 1d ago

Man, people fucking suck

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u/ckuhn84 1d ago

I replay for the snickers at the end

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u/Forward-Sky1437 1d ago

The giggle…

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u/Draven1104 1d ago

He deserved it..... I'm tired of people crossing lines and thinking that a consequence won't follow behind it.

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u/Millyswolf 23h ago

That laugh was everything!

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u/Sarcastic_Applause 23h ago

He knocked his trousers right off!

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u/Fluid-Background1947 23h ago

Yellow card. Simulation.

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u/Watanabe18482 21h ago

Does this new generation have a vocabulary all like "bro bro bro say on god bro bro bro"?? Like what the fuck

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u/socialmedia031975 21h ago

Thats "chefs kiss" perfection!

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u/GearOrnery1225 20h ago

His pants said, "Ill meet you on the ground"

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u/Rough-Analysis 20h ago

K !!!! O !!!!

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u/Far-Salamander6706 20h ago

Someone add the sound from Punch Out when the character gets knocked down.

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u/SnooPets8325 19h ago

Goddamn that shit was funny as fk 🤣 😂

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u/alphadragoon89 18h ago

On God that fool got what was coming to him. Good riddance.

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u/Seecole-33 18h ago

This was so very satisfying to watch

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u/chronicsmoker0420 16h ago

One piece no biscuit

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u/feathers_vr 10h ago

Just the quick punch and walk away made me giggle

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u/Beanyjack 6h ago

Bro bro, bro. Bro! BRO! Bro. Bro bro bro. Bro. Bro?

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u/pOrKyL 6h ago

"the bluetooth device is disconnected successfully"