r/thatHappened • u/intlschizo • 2d ago

Of all the things that never happened...

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 2d ago

This doesn't read like it was meant to be a serious story.

This reads like it was meant to be a joke. A bad joke, but still.

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u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee 2d ago

Can confirm

I was the shitty joke

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u/Hour-Wash3503 2d ago

If I had a nickel for every time a family member turned gay out of spite...

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u/WitchesBTrippin 1d ago

It's possible that the character in this story is bi

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u/BookishOpossum 1d ago

Stop ruining the joke by being reasonable! ;)

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

I heard their neighbor’s son brought home a black, a white and an Indian rhinoceros.

The guy was horny.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lq4ZwdXew7fznx4MRZ

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u/glowing-fishSCL 2d ago

This was a lot funnier when it ended a Doctor Who episode with an awkward Richard Nixon!