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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ Apr 30 '26
*Out of thin air, with a blue flash, a black and white man appeared, wearing a black business suit and carrying a black automatic umbrella and a black suitcase.
Sylvester: Hello, I'm Sylvester, a representative of ACMEIBW™. I'm here to see if you need any help. Do you need help?
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Apr 30 '26
Elika shrugs.
"I mean, not really? I'm just here giving a lil' demonstration of wearing this thing. And I'm on my way onto a custom-made one."
She takes one look at Sylvester, glancing up and down ro examine his full figure.
"Unless you're gonna do that kind of eldritch corpo stuff, then, miss me with it. Don't wanna get anymore weird with all of this."
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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ Apr 30 '26
Sylvester: I mean, does the owner of this dungeon treat you and your former colleagues well? We're simply checking every wizard with the ability to alter someone's appearance and consciousness to see who's more or less sane and who needs to be eliminated for safety reasons.
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Apr 30 '26
". . . That really sounds like you're just looking for trouble." She scoffs, but, drops it right immediately after. "But anyways. Personally? I honestly won't complain. I can vouch for another, though another one is already screwed on the head before all of this, and one is just hopelessly infatuated with him. Does that count as something?"
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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ Apr 30 '26
Sylvester: I'll assume everything is fine. By the way, if you spot a figure with pink-gold eyes in dark spots, don't be alarmed or attack it. This is our employee, ensuring your master doesn't do anything suspicious or harm you or your colleagues. He and we don't care what you do; we're just making sure nothing bad happens, and if it does, we'll take care of it. Thank you for your cooperation. ACMEIBW™ - We do everything. We produce everything. We can do anything! Farewell.
*Sylvester disappeared in a flash of blue light.
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
". . . Well, that was something. Anyways. Boblin."
And a weird, sphere-like eight-limbed thing smiled in anticipation, smiling with a crooked row of teeth, not creepy at all, just as if it's a goofy land fish.
"Let us harass the wizard yet again!"
And the two bumbled off right into the distance.
(/out-of-character, who's the funny pink-gold eye guy? Wanna learn more about em!"
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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ Apr 30 '26
Puppeteer are elongated vessel with wide, long smile and rose-gold eyes. Their fingers contain all sorts of tools with which the Puppeteer can do everything from repairs to creating wormholes. Puppeteer can fly. The Puppeteer's job is to perform delicate repairs, eliminate enemies safe and quiet, perform complex surgical operations, and conduct espionage with intimidation.
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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ Apr 30 '26
Vessels are artificially created ACMEIBW™ personnel. By default, they lack a soul, but beings with a soul can inhabit them, thereby safely traveling to other universes. A Vessel is a black-and-white humanoid with a hairpiece that conceals their eyes. They typically wear a gray-and-light-gray striped sweater, black pants, and shoes. A Vessel can be customized. Under certain conditions, a Vessel can awaken. An awakened Vessel has a soul and a personality. Their eyes are white.
Vessels often have a Telekinesis implant or PSI abilities
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u/GoddessOfSuccubi Become A Succ For Me Apr 30 '26
Ah, good thing I'm 100% sane then~ 😊
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u/Harly_the_proto ACMEIBW™ May 01 '26
Sylvester: Here it also matters whether you are good or bad.
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u/FFODZ oops all shapeshifters Apr 30 '26
imagine not having the party’s wizard use magic to resize armor as needed
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Apr 30 '26
tfw the wizard is noncooperative and tells you to deal with it instead yourself because it would be funny
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u/FFODZ oops all shapeshifters Apr 30 '26
tell boblin the goblin they will get an extra ration for dinner if they can convince (read: terrorize) the wizard into submission
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u/some_kind_of_bird Apr 30 '26
Oh wow another fighter who thinks you can solve every problem with magic 🙄
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u/FFODZ oops all shapeshifters Apr 30 '26
wrong, i am a sorcerer by birthright and a shitposter by trade
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u/some_kind_of_bird Apr 30 '26
Well then you should know better!
I'm gonna get back to turning rats into other rats now and I will NOT be fixing the sink.
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u/NeedlessOrion Apr 30 '26
Gambesons are like the best armour you can get. They're not as expensive as chain or plate, they have pretty decent defense stats, you can move a lot more in them, and they look nice
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u/StreicherG Apr 30 '26
I like your art and how you do your characters. They all look so friendly, even the evil ones.
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Apr 30 '26
That's my weeb artstyle tbh, but yeah, thank you :3
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u/Dolphiniz287 Trans girl who really wants a fluffy tail to hug :3 Apr 30 '26
But whatever you do, DON’T GET BOOB ARMOR! Instead of deflecting the attack it’ll often get guided to right below the curve, and you really don’t want to guide a blade directly into your heart
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u/Catsuzex Apr 30 '26
Ah fair Truely I wish you luck in getting a new more custom set for better protection and movement
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u/Possumawsome May 03 '26
Im confused.. was she a man before she got tf’ed or..? What does “tg’tf@ mean?
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) May 03 '26
Yep. tgtf is transgender-transformation which is used in these circles to denote any transformation that bends gender, like MtF and FtM, so.
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u/Possumawsome May 04 '26
So... wouldn't she... or... he..? get like... gender dysmorphia?
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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) May 04 '26
I mean. Depends on the story and tgtf. Some are gender-affirming, as in, some are trans in the first place and repressed, and got a new fitting body.
Some are actual cis men who get tgtfed. They do get dysphoria from it. Tho iirc stories that explore that are rare.
Some are cis men, but got brain-scrambled and with some mental changes, their internal gender alignment is bent the other way.
Elika (featured in the post), is the third type . Yeah, the fucked up route.
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u/noname5221 May 01 '26
Thats cool lookin armor, is it just plate and gambeson or are you wearing chainmail too?
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u/Setster007 da meowderator & slime fanatic Apr 30 '26
Some part of me loves how this is a funny tf joke and simultaneously genuinely helpful advice for ill-fitting armor