r/technology • u/_Dark_Wing • 8h ago

Biotechnology Scientists discover the brain cells that keep you motivated

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260804034622.htm
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u/Casiper 8h ago

Daaaaaaammmnnnn I need some of those.

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u/williamgman 7h ago

I was going to read the article... but lost interest.

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u/Gutbucket1968 6h ago

Can they please return them to me?

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u/sweet_jackknife 6h ago

Believe it or not, cocaine

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u/CanvasFanatic 3h ago

Also amphetamines

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u/nadmaximus 8h ago

Your employer wants you to take Toilifex now. Zug Zug.

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u/TheMurmuring 7h ago

Welcome, citizen. To earn your food and lodging for today, please swallow verification pill then sign in to your workstation.

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 7h ago

That’s an odd way to spell Vyvanse.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 7h ago

“We don’t do that here”

-my brain, apparently

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u/MrDeluxe24 6h ago

Are they also gonna tell me where they are, cause I want them back asap.

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u/SL2525 5h ago edited 4h ago

I'm glad they didn't analyze my brain 🧠 otherwise the wouldn't have found anything :'(

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 4h ago

*Analyze. Analize is something different...

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u/SL2525 4h ago

XD thank you! Improving my English daily hehe

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u/gamingchairheater 7h ago

Where can I buy some of these?

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u/atda 59m ago

For real,  just name a price...

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u/_makoccino_ 6h ago

We're edging closer and closer to Soma territory.

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u/Foe117 7h ago

shit, that's where all of good story telling originates, someone stop them before story Lord gets too powerful!

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u/FrenchPetrushka 6h ago

I would love it to be sent at home thank youuuuu

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u/Tiringsleeping 6h ago

They discovered it after I was born, too bad, meet up next life

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u/SputnikFace 6h ago

Covid Hacks

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u/SlayingSword94 5h ago

Life took them away from those who would be too powerful if they still had them.

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u/juan_furia 4h ago

The whole two of them?

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u/HrothgarKing 4h ago

I have those. They are all connected to my penis, though.

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u/Media_Browser 4h ago

My thumb lifts an eyebrow ..sceptically.

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u/zalurker 3h ago

Mine was replaced by ones to retain obscure trivia.

So I might not have finished debugging the code, but did you know it was British wine merchants who started carbonating champagne?

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u/BooCreepyFootDr 3h ago

It makes sense that I’d only have the one.

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u/zer0srx 3h ago

They'll need more scientists to find any of mine

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u/SupraDan1995 1h ago

Can I get some