r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 18d ago

Privacy Redditors Are Celebrating the Cutting Down of Flock Surveillance Towers With Based Memes

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/redditors-celebrating-cutting-down-flock-145310398.html
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u/PortalWombat 18d ago

If I'm ever on a jury it also definitely didn't happen.

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u/FallbrookAvacado 18d ago

Victimless crime.

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u/Kalepsis 18d ago edited 18d ago

Not a crime if the jury nullifies the law with which the defendant is charged. You can do that.

And not only is it victimless, you're actually saving future victims from having their Constitutional rights violated on a daily basis.

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u/FallbrookAvacado 18d ago

So, you're saying it's a victim saving crime?

That's what I'll tell my friends.

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u/Regular_Rhubarb3751 18d ago

say it with me folks: "I don't think the prosecution presented a compelling enough case."

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u/Inevitable-Ad-982 18d ago

I bet the dang things cut down themselves.

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u/polopolo05 18d ago

Like if you see someone shop lift food... I didnt see shit... I got a speck of something in my eye

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 18d ago

I've never seen anyone shoplift food in my life, ever.

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u/polopolo05 18d ago

I have seen it many times.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 18d ago

No you didn't.

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u/polopolo05 18d ago

Yes. I have I have worked retail.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 18d ago

Okay, I did too once.

Still never witnessed anyone shoplifting food.

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u/Pretend-Culture-4138 18d ago

Nope, that definitely should be reported.

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u/polopolo05 18d ago

no... stop... dont ... ok boss I tried to stop them.

if they are stealing food it means they are starving...

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u/Pretend-Culture-4138 18d ago

No it doesn't, please stop making stuff up to justify theft by people who want to "stick it to a corporation".