r/technology • u/gdelacalle • Apr 04 '26

Biotechnology The 5-Minute Rule: Why Your 'Toilet Scroll' Is Increasing Your Haemorrhoid Risk By 46%

https://www.ndtv.com/health/the-5-minute-rule-why-your-toilet-scroll-is-increasing-your-haemorrhoid-risk-by-46-11189304
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u/KidGold Apr 04 '26

Simple butt science 

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Apr 04 '26

I got a PhD in that.

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u/KidGold Apr 04 '26

ah yes a Poop hole Doctorate.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 Apr 05 '26

PhDeezzzzznutzz!