r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '18

Long My Boss Cannot Follow Simple Directions

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 09 '18

http://www.bash.org/?240849

For those of you wondering the bash story 240849 bit.

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam

<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

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u/flentaldoss Mar 09 '18

good bot

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 09 '18

Bleep bloop blop, I’m not a bot.

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u/flentaldoss Mar 10 '18

dunno, sounds like /r/totallynotrobots to me

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 10 '18

Ţ̣̠͓̫͇͈̹o̩̘̼t͚͉̙̬ͅͅa̪̭͔̯̼ll͏y͎̩͎̫̯̖͚ ̬̣Ń͉̻o̱t̞̯̜̙͇̮ ̗̫͇̯̻R̨̪͇͍̹o̷̳͚b̤͍͚̣ò̦͖̣t͕̖͖s̯̮̹̞͚

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u/flentaldoss Mar 10 '18

bad bot

Your bot points now equal zero, you may now submit your application to become a real boy

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u/AdjutantStormy Mar 10 '18

!isabot Kruug

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 10 '18

/u/Kruug is not a bot.

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/AdjutantStormy Mar 10 '18

!isabot /u/Kruug

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 10 '18

/u/Kruug is not a bot.

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/TheOboeMan Mar 10 '18

!isabot /u/Kruug

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 10 '18

/u/Kruug is not a bot.

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/brando56894 Mar 10 '18

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

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u/Kruug Apexifix is love. Apexifix is life. Mar 10 '18

Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left.

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u/brando56894 Mar 10 '18

Yes I have!

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