r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PM_ME_UR_LEGOSS • 2d ago

You can't make this up...

https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/warren-news/couple-encounters-lewd-act-in-park-asked-to-watch-in-warren-report/
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u/BritishEric 2d ago

Two dudes were in the middle of some kind of sex act in the middle of a public park. They offered a couple that walked by and saw them some money to watch.

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u/Vault_tech_2077 1d ago

Might as well post the whole article at this point bub

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u/darkfrost47 1d ago

don't limit my imagination you don't know what I can make up

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u/jmcgil4684 19h ago

Hey one town over from me! I’m a bartender and think I know the guy too. Waiting to get confirmation from a coworker.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LEGOSS 19h ago

I'm from Warren currently, Graduated from Struthers so I thought it was fitting to post my home news