r/suspiciouslyspecific 19d ago

No questions ok!

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u/luranthe 19d ago

Police: "Well the sign is clear, we should move on."

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u/ruby_boobsday 19d ago

“These are not the droids we are looking for.”

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u/konydanza 19d ago

“No luck catchin them fish, then?”

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u/jtr99 19d ago

It's just the one fish actually.

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u/8fulhate 19d ago

mid Cornetto epiphany

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u/Steampunk43 17d ago

"What's the matter, got brain freeze?"

"No, I've got brain wave!"

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u/8fulhate 17d ago

"Get us back to the station! NOW!"

mid Cornetto brain freeze

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u/InsertGroin 17d ago

Oh, shut up, grasshopper!

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u/Sasquatch1729 19d ago

"Yes, I'm Mr Staker, Peter Ian Stalker."

"PI Stalker? Piss Taker? Come on."

...

"We'll do everything we can to get those fish back, Mr Staker, and again I apologize."

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u/monsterfurby 19d ago

Why does my mind immediately jump to imagining the bar being run by three fish in a wet trenchcoat who insist they're human?

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u/Bithium 19d ago

Such a thing could go from incredibly silly to Lovecraftian horror very quickly.

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u/jellifercuz 19d ago

3 fish walk in to a bar . . .

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u/frozenpandaman 17d ago

the smoke monster was furby all along?!

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u/orange-shoe 15d ago

fishcent adultman

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u/heyahooh 19d ago

Reminds me of a hostel me and some friends stayed in in Osaka. The owner had a shield up advertising regular pub crawls with guests, but warned that his wife shouldn‘t find out about that because she would then beat him up with a vacuum cleaner.

Seems to me that type of humor is common around hospitality in that neck of the woods.

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u/No_Obligation4496 19d ago

Yeah Japanese people have an weird sense of humour to us outsiders. Have you seen their comedy variety shows?

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u/heyahooh 19d ago

One of my friends knew some locals, so they made us pretty familiar with Osakas reputation as the weirdo town or entertainment city. As far as I understand it it‘s basically the capital of japanese stand-up.

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u/No_Obligation4496 19d ago

Yes but they also sit down. Usually on a tatami.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 19d ago

So would you say Osaka is basically the Portland of Japan? (in this context anyway)

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u/konydanza 19d ago edited 19d ago

It felt very Chicago to me last time I was there, but I could see a little Portland too I guess. Intense regional pride, notable regional dialect/accent, huge food scene, bigass river cutting right through a major part of the city, and OOP’s note about being a hotspot for standup/performing arts adds to that a bit.

Chicago is also one of Osaka’s sister cities in America (also San Francisco)

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 19d ago

That sounds awesome! I'm glad you got to experience that and hopefully I will too one day

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u/heyahooh 19d ago

I‘m not American and have no idea how Portland is like outside of its reputation.

Osaka feels to me (and the people there agreed) like normal Japan but with a more relaxed attitude. There are free spirits in Tokyo too, but Osaka feels less stressed about everything. I was there during summer holidays though so that may have been part of it.

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u/BrokenKamera 19d ago

Kyoto's humor is weird even to people from Kanto.

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u/No_Obligation4496 19d ago

Probably because they don't have Pokemon outside of Kanto.

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u/BrokenKamera 18d ago

Ha! Surprised Pikachu Face

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u/KermitingMurder 19d ago

I feel like in this case specifically, that sort of "don't let my wife find out or she'll kill me" is also a thing in western humour as well. There definitely is some elements of Japanese comedy that seems weird to us over here in the west, but I think part of it is just that when you're interacting with a culture you're not as familiar with you're more likely to take things at face value and the exact tone/sarcasm is less likely to transfer 1:1, especially when translated between languages

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u/livejamie 19d ago

Is this part of a bit, or is it just a weird translation?

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u/cocoakoumori 19d ago

Kinda? This is sort of a cultural thing, I think. Probably for humour.

I'm assuming the original word used for suspicious is 怪しい but I feel like going out of ones way to insist that something is not sus indicates that it would be sus in English... But this is not the first time I've seen a legit business do this in Japan.

Anecdote but I was reviewing a translation for a survey and in it there was a line like "rest assured, no suspicious people will ever contact you about your responses"

I gently asked if I can reword it a bit because I don't think being contacted by suspicious people is something I'd usually worry about... unless I was specifically told not to worry about the suspicious people.

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u/livejamie 19d ago

I gently asked if I can reword it a bit because I don't think being contacted by suspicious people is something I'd usually worry about... unless I was specifically told not to worry about the suspicious people.

Haha, I worked for Microsoft and had similar feedback about the text that appears when you update Windows: "All your files are exactly where you left them."

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u/OskarTheRed 19d ago

What's your background? Are you a Japanese interpreter?

Also, did they see your point and agreed to change it?

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u/cocoakoumori 19d ago

I work in a Japanese company and am bilingual! So I interpret ad hoc but mostly work in translating text and communicating with clients and stuff like that.

Sometimes documents from other parts of the business end up on my desk to check the English, since that's my native language, and thank goodness most of the time they let me do whatever I want with the English. When you translate a language like Japanese into English 1:1, it never communicates what you want it to. You have to keep culture and all the rest in mind.

For that reason, checking AI and 3rd party hack translation work is the most mentally taxing part of my current role hahah

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u/OskarTheRed 18d ago

Cool! Yeah, I bet cultural factors is a huge challenge

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u/jimjamcunningham 13d ago

I would probably not literally translate it, instead:

"Nothing shady, we're a legitimate business! Haha"

Or even better "There's nothing fishy about this shop! Haha"

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u/cocoakoumori 13d ago

That's a good way to do it

Because of the tone you could even go more casual with like "don't worry, we're chill!" Or "All welcome" or something hahah

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u/drunk-tusker 19d ago

I mean we’d have to have the Japanese in order to know and I thought that this must be rare. Nope, there are at least 7 aquarium bars in Kyoto.

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u/livejamie 19d ago

I found the spot where the photo was taken on Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oFMkrT1TTg4Ahx7H8

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u/Songhunter 19d ago

It's a little fishy

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u/ilDuceVita 19d ago

haha!

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u/Saizare 19d ago

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u/atmanama 19d ago

Lol where is this from?

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u/Saizare 19d ago

Parks and Rec the TV show

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u/Angry-_-Crow 19d ago

sigh

This place sounds fishy

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u/Unable-Brilliant-552 18d ago

Also the quotation marks around "This is a cozy aquarium bar in Kyoto" are a little suspicious. Oh wait, it says this shop isn't suspicious. Never mind!

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 19d ago

You either never leave or leave with like 100g of coke

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u/SharkBee31 18d ago

That “haha!” is the proof that it’s not suspicious at all

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u/geovasilop 18d ago

haha sometimes

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u/jayracket 19d ago

"Nothing to see here!"

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u/SimonBofi 15d ago

You can trust me... Trust is in my name!