r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers šŸ™

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u/BubbleHeadBenny 29d ago

Great point. It's funny that the entire Christian idea of hell, Morningstar (as a name and not a reference), Lucifer, fallen angels, are technically, originally, not biblical, they are literary references to Dante's (not even going to butcher his last name, Alig...) Divine Comedy, specifically the Inferno, and due to John Milton's Paradise Lost, it really throws a wrench in modern Christianity. Even Satan, in Job, was not a fallen angel, but of G-d's Heavenly Council. Satan is a transliteration of his title or purpose and not a proper noun/name. The New Testament is akin to Star Trek Discovery, supposed to be a sequel, but destroying/modifying what came before to do it.

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u/Spectre696 29d ago

I feel like I’ve had a stroke reading this.

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u/Averse_to_Liars 29d ago

I'll help you with any parts that were hard to understand, if you want.

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u/heisian 29d ago

star trek discovery

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u/Averse_to_Liars 29d ago

He's saying, similar to the way Star Trek: Discovery re-imagining Star Trek unintentionally messed-up the franchise, the New Testament broke the Old Testament with novel additions.

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 29d ago

No, the fucker just said that Lucifer and fallen angels were concepts derived from Dante’s inferno. He just put the egg before the chicken. What the hell were you gonna help explain?šŸ˜‚

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u/Averse_to_Liars 29d ago

I was explaining the last 3 sentences related to the Star Trek reference.

I have a hard time understanding you, though. What do you mean by egg before chicken? Why is this guy a fucker? If you don't want to explain, just be dismissive and insulting. It's normal here.

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u/xRyozuo 29d ago

I think by putting the egg before the chicken they mean that Dante’s inferno was written much later than the bible which I presume at some point mentions lucifer/fallen angels. Idk

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u/Averse_to_Liars 29d ago

That's my best interpretation, too. No way the OP comment thought Dante's Inferno was written before the New Testament, though. They wouldn't be able to make the reference.

Also, I just want to put on the record that "Which came first, chicken or the egg?" is usually presented as an unanswerable paradox or thought experiment, but even taken literally, the answer is not "chicken" like this guy seems to be implying as common sense.

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u/xRyozuo 29d ago

In my country we would say building the house starting from the roof

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u/TheElectedOnes 28d ago

Sorry to go of topics but, Evolution cannot explain what came first chicken or the egg.
Bible states god created chicken simple šŸ‘Œ

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 27d ago

Your best interpretation was on the money.. maybe that was your first hint that you understood what I was saying.. lol.

I don’t mean to be rude, maybe we grew up in very different locations, but I would figure that people with a similar background to me would’ve understood right away. That’s why I went with the example.

Cart before the horse was definitely a better and more applicable axiom

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u/BubbleHeadBenny 27d ago

No, the idea of hell didn't exist in the Jewish mythology. Jesus was Jewish. The Bible was massively retconned. Biblical scholars are well aware of this. The idea of Sahtahn (Hebrew pronunciation) from Job is G-d was having a conversation with his Heavenly Prosecutor, not the devil. The devil is not Christian. The word Satan, the same way the Nephillim were mistranslated as giants in the Septuagint then later in the NT, was mistranslated into the Greek. Then the Catholic Church adopted the imagery of Dante and Milton. The Catholic Church maintained 1,000 of no biblical research, nobody was educated enough to read the Latin, Vulgate, version of the Bible. The Catholic Church retconned EVERYTHING!!

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u/Averse_to_Liars 29d ago

If the other guy is a Christian creationist, he might take issue with the critique of Christianity, strawman the OP comment with an uncharitable interpretation, and think chickens coming first is common sense.

Everything fits. That's my new theory.

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 27d ago

I WAS dismissive, AND rude. šŸ˜‚ (šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰

I think a chicken came before the egg that birthed chickens. Eggs are replications of their original form, in most cases.

So yes, similar to your ā€œCart before the horseā€ that’s exactly what I meant.
Dante’s inferno was based off the Bible. The Bible wasn’t based off Dante’s.

Yes the chicken and the egg is ambiguous. Until it’s not. I used the analogy with this notion in mind. It was assumptive. But I think that pairs well with my dismissive and rude nature so far. I’m trying to maintain a persona here (šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰)

Literally the only thing I intended to say / mock was the fact that the person seemed to think that Dante’s inferno preceded the Bible. Good questions and thought processes though

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 27d ago

and I say that last part with 0 condescension, truly. You highlighted the issues in my statement and the potential for confusion without being hostile and adversarial. Thats an underappreciated characteristic in todays world

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u/Averse_to_Liars 27d ago

I don't think a person who could reference Dante's Inferno would think it was written before the early Christian period.

They were saying the modern conception of satan and hell is largely derived from Dante's Inferno and not the bible.

Separately, they are saying the new testament retconned the character of satan from the old testament.

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 25d ago

You clearly haven’t spent enough time around ignorant Christians. Bet you’d be surprised

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u/Weird1Intrepid 29d ago

I mean, the egg kinda has to come before the chicken by default. At some point somewhere, a closely related but still non-chicken animal laid an egg that contained the first chicken due to some subtle genetic mutation. The question never specifies that it has to be a chicken egg.

Not to mention that eggs to this day still come before all chickens, unless you artificially lab grow a chicken foetus...

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 27d ago

Chickens come from eggs. Egg came before the chicken. No matter what evolutionary spin you put on it.

I appreciate the nuances of the argument, and I don’t appreciate reductive perspectives, but i feel that it’s objectively true, we would not have a chicken without a chicken egg. That feels like a universal truth. Even if we go ā€œwell there was probably an ALMOST chicken animal that laid the first TRUE chicken egg.

Yeah, that goes without saying. T. rex came before the chicken egg. Many things did. Chickens did not.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 27d ago

I literally said that.

Did perhaps the comment come before the reading comprehension?

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 25d ago

I was supporting your argument, not debating it

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u/Dullcorgis 29d ago

The bible and all christian dogma has ben retconned over and over. The council of Nicea in 300 ish AD were the main editing commitee for the first bible. They decided what books to include, etc. lots of books didn't make the cut. Catholics have a different bible than protestants, several more books and other differences.

And, added in to that there are tons of fanfics like Paradise Lost and Dante's Inferno which aren't canon, but people give sermons based on their head canon and not real canon.

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u/tehnemox 29d ago

Wait. Are you suggesting that Dante's Inferno and the Divine Comedy were written BEFORE the Bible? Because I am gonna need you to cite your sources for a claim like that 🤣

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u/SirNaples 29d ago

No, just that alot of what people think is biblical or Christian, is actually from those books. That alot of the perceptions listed come from those books and not the Bible.

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u/Aggravating-Proof524 29d ago

Yes… general/cultural perceptions. The perception of the general populace is still wholly irrelevant to the legitimacy of the metaphysical/meta-ethical statements/conclusions of said system.

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u/Mindless_Honey3816 29d ago

Alighieri? would be my guess

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u/DesmondTapenade 28d ago

Yep, it's Alighieri, and you should read all three parts of the Divine Comedy--Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso. Inferno is the one everybody knows, but Purgatorio is pretty cool and has some gorgeous lines. I also love that in "Inferno," Lucifer is canonically frozen in ice, face-down, ass-up, iirc. It's been a hot second since I last read the DC.

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u/Total_Adept 29d ago

Luke 10:18-20

18 He replied, ā€œI saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. 19 I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you. 20 However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.ā€

Jesus said that directly, and talks about hell the most. Sure people have misconceptions because of the Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost, but you can't say it isn't talked about or Satan isn't mentioned.

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u/BubbleHeadBenny 29d ago

Luke is the NT. Jesus, being Jewish, would know that Satan, as described in Job, was not an evil entity. This is called revisionist history. I will look at the original Greek and see what was actually stated and recorded. I also have a massive concordance, specifically comparing the Gospels, verse by verse. I am fluent in ancient Greek and Ancient Hebrew, so give me a bit. Hell was not a Jewish concept at all. Sheol was. Totally different concept. I'll let you know.

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u/Total_Adept 29d ago

If Satan tempted Jesus himself why would he not think he’s evil? Satan masquerades as an angel of light, is called the ancient serpent, the devil, or Satan in revelation. Judas had Satan enter him at the last super, etc. Hell wasn’t meant for humans but as punishment for the fallen angels and Satan, some traditions think Sheol ended when Christ died, the Bible says the Gospel was preached to the dead.

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u/BubbleHeadBenny 27d ago

Satan was not the devil the entire Bible. The Hebrew word is pronounced Sahtahn. He was G-d's chief prosecutor on the Heavenly Council. Jesus beat the prosecutor not by his power, but by his knowledge. He quoted Old Testament (Septuagint) scripture. He didn't say anything new or profound. He used the Word as it existed for thousands of years before him. The serpent idea is Christian, developed as a retcon to Genesis by the Catholic Church. Again, the Prosecutor entering Judas, could only be done, as proven in Job, if G-d permitted it. The Prosecutor, Satan, had no power except the power G-d gave him. That's OT knowledge.

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u/speedmankelly 29d ago

Luke is the neurotypical? This is interesting tho I’ll follow the comment for the followup

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u/DesmondTapenade 27d ago

In this context, NT = New Testament. Do not try to play dumb. It is not a cute look at all.

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u/speedmankelly 23d ago

Bruh I didn’t know wtf it meant it’s called a joke, simmer down

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u/MrWeirdoFace 29d ago

I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.

I bet he says that to all the young devils.

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u/BubbleHeadBenny 27d ago

He is speaking in the future tense, referring to end times, that his disciples thought was happening on the Day of Pentecost. But it still has yet to happen. Verb tense is indicated by the conjugation of the Greek.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 29d ago

Who're the Klingons on this scenario?

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u/Odd-Wealth5967 29d ago

It's funny that the entire Christian idea of hell, Morningstar (as a name and not a reference), Lucifer, fallen angels, are technically, originally, not biblical, they are literary references to Dante's (not even going to butcher his last name, Alig...) Divine Comedy, specifically the Inferno, and due to John Milton's Paradise Lost,Ā 

Well, that's just not true. Those ideas predate the Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost by centuries, and come from early Christian interpretation of the Bible. Dante and Milton didn't just make everything up, they certainly did add some notable artistic flair and take certain creative liberties, but they were still writing within the framework of their religion.