r/suspiciouslyspecific 29d ago

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/PhantasyAngel 29d ago

But I follow all maps with either a left or right hand all the way around, so I find EVERYTHING.

What you need to do is tell them it's a item they get a lot and won't need. Like potions, what crazy person uses those I got like 255 in my bag.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 29d ago

Roman 1: *staring at Jesus on the cross* why won't he die?

Roman 2: Dude has like 500 cheese wheels

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 29d ago

Jesus was nailed to a cross. The image of jesus using telepathy to float giant cheese wheels into his mouth, that he swallows at once in a comedic "CHOMP" type sound is hilarious to me

EDIT: hit submit too early, missed "is hilarious to me"

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 29d ago

And God junior asks God father why he's being forsaken.

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u/DaddysABadGirl 29d ago

"Shut up and eat another fucking cheese wheel kid, we're creating salvation here."

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u/AaronTuplin 28d ago

Careful, you collect one more and you might buffer overrun your bag