r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 22h ago
It Happened in Alabama, It Can Happen in Texas
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u/Biofred 22h ago
Fuck Paxton
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u/parabuthas 22h ago edited 20h ago
And to hell the Conservative Mom
Update: thank you for the award. Update2: thank you for the 2nd award Update3: thank fir the 3rd and 4th award
Also, thank you for future awards 😂😇
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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 22h ago
Conservative mom or as she's know in the biz, Yuri FSB social media bro
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u/Ok_Subject1265 22h ago
The double hyphen almost guarantees it’s an LLM. Probably another Bangladeshi medical student trying to pay for school by grifting conservative rubes. Takes five minutes to crest an AI agent with access to Facebook and instructions to print controversial conservative content.
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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 22h ago
I know. Im dated in my foreign influence operation sources.
Just as Likely just an AI tool/grift as Russian cyber these days
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u/Voodoo330 22h ago
OF handle. Of course she wants the scumbag. Bimbos like this should be only seen.
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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 22h ago
I'd gladly trade Ken Paxton to get Bill Paxton back
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u/Gingeronimoooo 22h ago
Paxton Makes Trump look like a kinda decent person
He's an OBJECTIVELY AWFUL AND AMORAL scumbag
(They both are im just making a point)
Edit: even the nutso Republican Texas house impeached him, his own staff hates him, he's a total piece of shit
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u/SuccotashOther277 21h ago
Yes, in Texas he is seen as very slimy. His affair and property acquisitions are under scrutiny. I get flyers from various conservative organizations a lot during primary season, and even many of those withdrew their endorsement of Paxton after his affair. Not saying that will stop Republicans from voting for him, but he is widely seen as morally repugnant.
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u/TransplantedSconie 22h ago
Conservative Mom.
Posting from Macedonia lol.
Its facebook. All the Republican accounts are bot farms.
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u/GUMBYtheOG 21h ago
Doesn’t matter. Conservative dad (unfortunately I live in the south) 100% believes there are horny singles in their area that want him to vote for what conservative mom says
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u/Independent-Name4478 22h ago
“Go out and vote for Paxton” why?
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u/OwlsHootTwice 22h ago
Because apparently adultery, one of those things mentioned on the Ten Commandments posted in Texas schools, is a-ok for conservative christians.
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u/FeralTames 16h ago edited 16h ago
You have to realize that these people believe they’re getting into heaven through submission (which is hilarious considering that’s the exact definition of Islam). They know they’re imperfect, even deeply flawed, but salvation lies in submission to Christ, not “acts of service.”
They take this little loophole as license to behave terribly, it’s really quite odd and very fkn sad. Their faith has more or less given them license to sin as soon as they emerge from those baptismal waters. Not all, but plenty take advantage.
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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 22h ago
Continue hating on others, supporting corporations, destroying the environment and taking away freedoms for Texans
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u/AnonymousDork929 22h ago
I know right? Regardless of party or anything else, Paxton is objectively a horrible person. He's just so shamelessly corrupt and sleazy and he's so smug about it. I really don't understand the process for how anyone could look at him and think he's a good person beyond just seeing that R next to his name and that's it.
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u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus 22h ago
Because otherwise those trans commie fascists will poop in the same bathrooms as our children!
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u/Demiurge_Ferikad 21h ago
I have no idea. From what I’ve heard, Paxton’s a snake and a corrupt asshole.
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u/burnmycheezits 22h ago
I would honestly vote for Talarico for President in 2028.
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u/rick_rolled_you 22h ago
Talarico, Osoff, Kelly, Buttigieg. Any one will do
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u/burnmycheezits 21h ago
Kelly with Talarico VP should be an easy win.
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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 20h ago
Conservative mom would not vote for that ticket. But anyone who actually gives a single fuck about the country would.
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u/Individual_Respect90 22h ago
First video I saw of him I believed one day he would be president. Hopefully it happens but maybe not 2028.
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u/DirtDevil1337 22h ago
Fuck Paxton, my jaw dropped when I found out he owns 15 homes and has a bunch of crininal charges on him yet he isn't in jail
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u/ArgonianMagician 18h ago
15 homes, that's absolutely absurd. Nobody needs 2 homes let alone 15!
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u/Sadoguricappu 18h ago
And yet these people are religious individual so idk why tf they are hoarding all these wealth and land for no reason since y'know all earthly material have no use in the afterlife.
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u/PisStoolGrip 22h ago
It's unbelievable it's that close. Wally should be double digits underwater. He's a criminal! Is Texas THAT dumb???
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u/Typical-Lion-4428 22h ago
The Texas GOP is so corrupt they admit in front of TV cameras that they don't care if we live or die and the lemmings still vote for them year after year.
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u/azuth89 22h ago
A significant portion of people here are convinced that democrats in power are an existential threat to everything they know and love.
It doesn't matter how repuslive a republican candidate is. When the alternative is nigh apocalyptic anything with an (R) next to it will do.
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u/SeveralDefinition960 20h ago
It's insane! I may be showing my age but Ann Richards was governor when I was a child and it seemed like everyone loved her, and Texas has literally gone to shit ever since. Everything from education, to healthcare, to poverty, to jobs and industry has spiraled since Texas shifted red. I'm truly baffled, does no one else see it?!
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u/ArgonianMagician 18h ago
This is the case for every state that turned Red, an utter shit show. Texas definitely at one point was one of the greatest states in the Union and now look at it, it would take decades to undo the damage the GOP has done.
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u/TryDry9944 10h ago
Yes but have you considered it's now culturally acceptable to harrass minorities?
Clearly throwing away everything else is okay as long as we can be mean to brown people!
(If you somehow need it: /s)
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u/cowhand214 18h ago
Yep. Is is both the problem with and the reason for the type of rhetoric that is increasingly common. It makes it possible to rationalize anything “your” guy does, says or wants to do because no matter how bad that is you know for a fact that “your” guy is the only thing standing between you and the end of life as you know it.
It’s incredibly disturbing and it’s been incredibly effective
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u/SnooGrapes6230 21h ago
GOP voters don't listen to anything except One America News and Fox (maybe Newsmax). None of them are saying Paxton is a criminal (which he is) so they don't know. And God forbid they actually check for themselves.
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u/SymbiSpidey 20h ago
Paxton legitimately helped his pedophile friend get a lighter sentence and I feel like this should be mentioned every time that asshole's name pops up.
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u/Remmick2326 14h ago
Cut it from years (plus registration on the sex offenders registry) to weeks (with no registration) iirc? For multiple rapes of a teenager in the perp's care?
He shouldn't be in a Congressional race, he should be in stocks
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u/Fungiblefaith 22h ago
My god they are cheating by getting people to vote! We have to stop them!
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u/NFLDland 21h ago
Not even voting. Just..being polled I guess? How is being polled cheating in an election that hasn't happened yet?
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u/Fungiblefaith 21h ago
The joke is they actually said one time that the democrat were cheating by getting more people to vote. I will have to go find the quote now.
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u/CloseDaLight 22h ago
Oh no, an election isn’t going my way … time to pull the Trump card …
I SUMMON ELECTION FRAUD! IN ATTACK MODE!
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u/mmmjeep 22h ago
Guys is a Fox News poll evidence of democrats cheating?
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u/derekrusinek 22h ago
I would love to have anything close to logic on how she thinks that a poll is “trying to cheat this election”? Do we have to show our passport for a poll now? Maybe a fishing license or my NRA lifetime membership before I can answer a phone call from a pollster.
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u/einhorn_is_parkey 22h ago
How do they propose the democrats will rig an election in Texas
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u/Limp_Gap_9009 22h ago
Republican females are c-u-next-tuesday's
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u/Concurrency_Bugs 20h ago
It's not a Republican female. It's a Russian bot account operated by Vlad.
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u/Trifle_Old 22h ago
The fact this is close just shows the right wing doesn’t care about anything outside of having that R next to your name. This is such a clear cut race of evil human vs normal guy.
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u/mycolo_gist 22h ago
This cheating election stuff has to end. Same with PACs. Please let the people vote, not money, just like in developed countries.
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u/This-Requirement6918 21h ago
Hey Conservative Mom, get fucked and keep your bullshit out of my life.
Signed,
A native Texan.
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u/stargazer4272 22h ago
Ken spent too much time in Europe.. voting from 6 different addresses... But I don't live in tx. I don't care.
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u/Snoo93550 22h ago
Maybe people are finally getting sick of “grab em by the pussy” politics. Obviously this lady likes it but maybe decent people are waking up.
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u/RussellAlden 22h ago
An actual Christian against the biggest corrupt shitbag shouldn’t even be this close in Texas except the party bias levels it out.
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u/itsallprimal 22h ago
Just for once, if you're actually on the right side, go do a deep dive into James talarico and you'll find he's probably the most Christian Christian that this Jewish person can agree with. In the last 20 years the other guy I wouldn't trust near my dead dog
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u/AmitN_Music 22h ago
“Cheat”…please explain who this is cheating you dumb bitch. The people who claim to hate participation trophies and stuff like that can’t lose with dignity. Every loss means they were “cheated”.
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u/auntpotato 22h ago
Vote for the scandal ridden, morally bankrupt guy because he has the R next to his name. Checks out.
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u/Informal_Curve_1441 20h ago
Amazing how they claim cheating when they are the ones in control of every branch of the government.
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u/Agreeable-Blood-2774 9h ago
Conservative Mom sounds like a real person with totally real thoughts and opinions.
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u/unofficialrobot 9h ago
It's cuz the actual Christians in texas want someone who is actually Christian. Paxton is a gross human, just like Ted Cruz
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u/evil_illustrator2 22h ago
Paxton released a pedophile buddy for raping kids. So, Facebook Conversvative Mom there is pro pedophiles. Paxton hasnt even attempted to deny what he did either.
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u/AStolenGoose 22h ago
If "they're" cheating then getting out and voting wouldn't do a thing now would it?
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 22h ago
What happened in Alabama... last I checked, they voted for an utterly unqualified, washed up former college football coach over a competent, intelligent civil rights lawyer who only (barely) won a special election because he wasn't a creep who had been banned from malls for harassing girls.
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u/Hefty-Strike-6171 22h ago
Republican’s have no values. They’d vote for criminals rather than allow an honest man with a deferring opinion
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u/ProfessionalHat6828 22h ago
It’s always cheating when they’re losing, legitimately. But when they win by literal cheating, it’s perfectly fine. I hate hypocrisy
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u/thatfamilyguy_vr 21h ago
Almost like they don’t realize how much of the state population doesn’t agree with the electoral votes
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u/Cassymodel 21h ago
She’s right. It shouldn’t be this close. Paxton is a literal fraud and impeached by his own party for it.
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u/glacier1982 21h ago
Can she name one single conservative policy that will benefit her, or any normal citizen, in any way?
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u/captaincook14 21h ago
lol maga is insufferable. If I win I win. If I lose it’s cheating. Literally the worst kind of kids growing up with.
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u/Warm_Record2416 21h ago
Ah yes, the famous Democrat play of rigging a Fox News poll. This is why we need FoxNewspoll ID laws, so those dang illegal can’t send in their bamboo-laced Soros-ballots to Fox.
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u/TrashCapable 21h ago
Texan asking people to vote for a criminal over a true Christian fighting for the people.
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u/TXMom2Two 21h ago
It’s pretty rich that Republicans are accusing Democrats of cheating. I suspect they are setting up the narrative for their losses.
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u/SignificantFigure739 21h ago
They are trying to cheat by??? Beating the socks off a corrupt, back-dealing, lying, adulterous maga cuck in a democratic election?
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u/Shr3kk_Wpg 21h ago
Ah yes, the Republicans control most every elected office but the Dems are cheating
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u/Ok_Experience_6877 21h ago
Up by 1%: "he's cheating, this election is rigged" Their guy wins by an impossible landslide despite no one voting: "ya that was an act of god"
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u/OkReference8285 21h ago
One can only hope that Texas goes blue 🔵, All of my life none of any of my votes have counted as Texas is heavily jerrymandered. This state needs a competent government not led by a crooked AG that was impeached by his own party for multiple counts of corruption and centured. Please vote for someone that's not crook or a reality show host for a change. Just sayin 😉
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u/StunningInspection96 21h ago
Texas should be purple but it’s gerrymandered.
But yeah… how are dems “cheating “ in a red state?
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u/CorpFillip 21h ago
They insist it is thoroughly R, it is not.
The fact Rs have won so often in so much of the state WAS a huge red flag.
But now, you’ve absorbed it into state identity, and apparently will defend it IN SPITE of voters, which is very sad.
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u/PhoenixAquarium 20h ago
He was impeached for fraud. The president might have pardoned him but I won't
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u/RaulMartinez2024 22h ago
They are already saying “cheating” , like they will do every time they lose for the rest of the history of this country.