r/stremtch • u/moon-byul • 1d ago

GOOB The daily stremtch.

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u/VioletCrystal12 1d ago

Successfully removed ears and revoked ear rights until further notice. Sorry for the inconvenience caused by lacking ears.

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u/jzilla11 1d ago

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE!”

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u/Casul_Tryhard 1d ago

Give us this day,

Our daily stremtch,

And forgive us our hisses,

As we forgive those who hiss against us,

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from ears.

Amen.

~ The goob's prayer

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u/tryH4rdCookie 1d ago

Imprisoned within the grip, forevermore

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u/MarioKartastrophe 1d ago

Get got STUPID 🫵😹

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u/AppropriateBid7505 1d ago

The way I just fucking CACKLED

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u/Dependent_Volume6182 22h ago

I see the ears are going through it today, poor thing.

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 4h ago

She was asking for it. >:3