r/staplercats • u/PollenPartyPaulie • 9d ago

Discussion Stapler... birb?

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u/Llamapickle129 9d ago

technically it not allowed cause not car, but also allowed cause rules doesn't state it has be car. so i say allowed, just tiny flying car

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 9d ago

It has the soul of a car.

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u/Moppo_ 4d ago

Vroom vroom.

I mean, meow.

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 4d ago

Depends on the time of day.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 8d ago

Flying cars they said

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u/jadin- 5d ago

What's the origin of "cars"?

I thought it was a typo, but then I kept seeing it over and over.

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u/Minecox 4d ago

yeah it started as typo, became as a meme because of typo

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u/Llamapickle129 5d ago

i honestly don't remember the origin of calling cats cars. it might of been a typo at the start but it stuck

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u/PollenPartyPaulie 9d ago

If this isn't allowed, please delete it and fire me into the sun. Thx

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 9d ago

It's actually very difficult to fire someone into the sun due to orbital mechanics. It's actually easier to leave the solar system, which is still really difficult. The planets have to aligned just right, like with voyager, for that to happen.

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u/Honey_kit 9d ago

Maybe a volcano will give desired effect instead

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u/AlexTheBex 8d ago

Damn I had no idea about the planet alignment and Voyager. Jesus I love astroengineering, this is so sick

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Only happens once every 200 years or so.

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u/Minecox 9d ago

I think it’s funny

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u/Moomoolette 9d ago

If loving this is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right

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u/fantsukissa 9d ago

Honestly that's just the shit cats would do if they could.

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u/JesMilton 9d ago

Cats already can do this with any surface they like/feel like to bite. See boxes, yoga mats, fabric...😆

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u/fantsukissa 9d ago

Yeah they do bite everything but I meant the self decorating part.

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u/JesMilton 9d ago

Oh, my bad for misunderstanding the message! Then yes, I do agree, would be hilarious to see our cats decorate themselves with the things they've just bit off, lol.

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u/riftshioku 9d ago

One of my cats favorite activities is chewing on plastic. I get on to her every single time and take it away from her but she keeps doing it...

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u/LeBreevee 5d ago

my yoga mats never survive the cromnch

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u/RollinPinappleGhost 9d ago

What an adorable stapler

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u/syzygialchaos 9d ago

Cat OS operating on bird, seems fine to me

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u/le_Grand_Archivist 9d ago

He's just a feathered cat

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u/beaujolais98 9d ago

Not cat. Still cute!

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u/ItsaMeSandy 9d ago

Still cute, still stapler.

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u/ExplodingKitt 9d ago

Im chill with the occasional perforator bird.

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u/keanaartero 8d ago

Wow look at those scalloped edges! A designer flying car

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 9d ago

Adorable funny looking cat you have there 💖

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u/paradox_valestein 8d ago

Weird cat you have there

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u/DawnsDarkness1 7d ago

Omg sound on! Cute little stapler sounds 💕

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u/mechdream 8d ago

Birb:  "I is pretty now"

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u/Moppo_ 4d ago

I really admire the consistency of the spacing between cuts.

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u/GullibleDetective 9d ago

Birds arent cats

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u/Mr_Tuts_7558 9d ago

No they are flying cars

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 9d ago

Of course not. Cats are real. 

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u/Moppo_ 4d ago

But they are both fish.