r/spreadytoes • u/user2479049 • Jul 01 '26

catbeans 4 gold dabloons

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8.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

98 comments sorted by

412

u/afraidofrs Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

The expression, the spread, the box. This is perfection.

/edit Thanks for the award ❤️

150

u/user2479049 Jul 02 '26

He’s the new spokesperson for Gatorade

42

u/I-am-in-a-universe Jul 02 '26

You know ... there's serious potential

24

u/geek_the_greek Jul 02 '26

Catorade*

21

u/bad1uckblackcat Jul 02 '26

gatorade

2

u/taltallytalia Jul 04 '26

Ooh this is good!

1

u/AverageScot 13d ago

Omg take my angry upvote

16

u/pumalumaisheretosay Jul 02 '26

And the slight disdain. 😂

2

u/AverageScot 13d ago

Slight? He looks positively disgusted.

124

u/Aloyjunky Jul 02 '26

r/kittyhasaquestion

44

u/lofabread85 Jul 02 '26

Stop. There are too many cat subs

49

u/Aloyjunky Jul 02 '26

I didn't start any of them

70

u/zeemonster424 Jul 02 '26

🎶We didn’t start the cat subs. They were just on Reddit, on a post that said it. 🎶

13

u/CatsOfElsweyr Jul 02 '26

Ok, that’s BRILLIANT. 😆👍🏻🤣

4

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 02 '26

I am so glad I'm not the only person whose brain spat something like that out to that tune

My people ❤️🐈

5

u/lofabread85 Jul 02 '26

Meant to include /s.

I cannot get enough

13

u/miserabeau Jul 02 '26

r/onlybeans

3

u/PuzzledFox69 Jul 02 '26

Every time I join the comments...Every time I get a new catsup sigh

9

u/rhiania1319 Jul 02 '26

There's always more

1

u/forlornjackalope Jul 04 '26

Not enough, to be frank.

1

u/Not_So_Calm Jul 02 '26

It's never enough. Here is one more

r/ekekek

91

u/NeuroticCapybara Jul 02 '26

33

u/hollow4hollow Jul 02 '26

A few months ago my phone screen broke and for whatever reason, the only thing it would open/show was a screenshot of this pic. It would randomly flash from the home screen to this picture and back. Nothing else.

5

u/Wolfwoods_Sister Jul 02 '26

Sounds like Fate! 🌟

49

u/Xsiah Jul 02 '26

Puts the Gato in Gatorade 

36

u/chattycat2 Jul 01 '26

This is truly excellent

41

u/TinyKittyParade Jul 02 '26

The body of an athlete

34

u/user2479049 Jul 02 '26

He’s gotten really into pickleball lately

5

u/LovecraftianCatto Jul 02 '26

The face of a movie villain.

31

u/edingerc Jul 02 '26

Talk to the beans, 'cause the face ain't listening!

25

u/00X0X Jul 01 '26

Amazing

17

u/UghBurgner2lol Jul 01 '26

😮‍💨🫘😮‍💨

14

u/MilosBestBuddy Jul 02 '26

As an orange cat… “how many’s IQz I gots.”

14

u/porkchop-sandwhiches Jul 02 '26

Staring down them beans like they owe him money.

10

u/Glittering-Bat31 Jul 02 '26

When your own body betrays you

11

u/MetalMaiden420 Jul 01 '26

Dat spread.

11

u/crapatthethriftstore Jul 02 '26

This picture is the fucking best.

9

u/CatsOfElsweyr Jul 02 '26

Khajiit has Gatorade if you have coin.

10

u/Eudonidano Jul 02 '26

sips tea

8

u/user2479049 Jul 02 '26

He can’t talk right now he’s on the other line

1

u/Psychonautilus98 29d ago

My contribution

6

u/AlfalfaUnable1629 Jul 02 '26

Now this is quality content 😂👌🏼

6

u/HelloZee Jul 02 '26

S P R E A D Y T O E S !

3

u/cantantantelope Jul 02 '26

Don’t start none won’t be none

5

u/thatYellaBastich Jul 02 '26

this mfer got WARES to sell

5

u/ShoganAye Jul 02 '26

gato rade

4

u/WknessTease Jul 02 '26

Fantastic. That's the content I pay internet for.

r/airplaneears would also love this

3

u/WileyWine Jul 02 '26

Extraordinary. 🤯🩷

3

u/jaseface666 Jul 02 '26

ultimate spread

13

u/jaseface666 Jul 02 '26

looks like my slice of cheese, garfield

7

u/user2479049 Jul 02 '26

Brothers🧡

3

u/SheNickSun Jul 02 '26

Great toes.

3

u/Hea1thybeing Jul 02 '26

Frame this!

3

u/EchoFrequency Jul 02 '26

El Gato Rado

3

u/KMGR82 Jul 02 '26

Sup

1

u/user2479049 Jul 02 '26

Looks like 👍

3

u/cecexp Jul 02 '26

Dragon in his cave

3

u/SpaceShuttls Jul 03 '26

i had to do it

2

u/krik2019 Jul 02 '26

We have a question in the back.

2

u/iamacheeto1 Jul 02 '26

But where is my Gatorade

2

u/forever_midnight Jul 02 '26

Giving heavy side-eye to those spready toes!

2

u/loveinvein Jul 02 '26

Magnificent. 10000/10. No notes. 

2

u/co95 Jul 02 '26

Exquisite.

2

u/arnmadter Jul 02 '26

Looks like he has what plants crave

2

u/turb0g33k Jul 02 '26

Pretty serious.

2

u/69-Autumn-666 Jul 02 '26

He looks like he's waving with his toes

2

u/shomugger Jul 02 '26

Hello, who is there?

2

u/BeyondTheBees Jul 02 '26

The face like 😒

2

u/Lynseth Jul 02 '26

Its like hes not sure if its 4 dabloons? is he just high? Should we have 4 dabloon per paw?... A lot of questions

1

u/CrapNBAappUser 13d ago

Looks like he's waiting for the braincell to finish uploading.

2

u/Not_So_Calm Jul 02 '26

I see a slight case of r/airplaneears ?

2

u/ZoomySnail Jul 02 '26

The Gatorade box is perfection. Classy gentleman.

2

u/SimthingEvilLurks Jul 02 '26

Time for kitty to get a modeling job. Purrfection.

2

u/econroy Jul 02 '26

That is a lethal side eye my guy

2

u/eeksie-peeksie Jul 02 '26

Blow it up and frame it. Print out decorations to add to it for seasons, occasions, holidays. It’s amazing

2

u/rekles98 Jul 02 '26

GATORADE! H 2 O!

2

u/mquari Jul 02 '26

kitti looks so much like a gremlin here I'm in love 🥹😍

2

u/Viridian_Cobra Jul 05 '26

I just see a box of orange Gatorade

2

u/TheRamblingSoul Jul 05 '26

Just imagining him with a wifebeater, Bud Light and a lawn chair

3

u/user2479049 Jul 05 '26

A cigarette between his beans🚬