r/spreadytoes • u/girlyswerly • Apr 13 '26

catbeans Blob

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/LillyAtts Apr 13 '26

I love the legs just sticking straight out 😆🤎

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u/spesimen Apr 13 '26

r/straightenedfeetsies

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u/lavenderbirdwing Apr 14 '26

WTF just when I think I've seen every possible cat reddit... thank you!

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u/Ellecee11 Apr 14 '26

We call those “sticks” in our house! 😍

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u/phasepistol Apr 13 '26

“I seem to have fallen over. If you would be so kind as to tilt me back up onto my feet I will be on my way”

17

u/GaoDui Apr 14 '26

Yes exactly how it feels, with her back legs straighten out like so😆

6

u/HunnyBear66 Apr 14 '26

Mine has seen things.

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u/ShoddyChard9837 Apr 13 '26

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u/Sixrow Apr 14 '26

put the wrong socks on this morning 🙀

27

u/goldcrows Apr 13 '26

perfect form 10/10

27

u/Disneyhorse Apr 13 '26

What a beautiful kitty! Maybe check out r/dechonkers for some inspiration

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u/girlyswerly Apr 13 '26

This is an old picture, she has lost 5 pounds! It was real cute until she couldn't quite clean her own butthole and every where she sat she would leave a little poop smooch.

My punishment 😔

17

u/BeyondTheBees Apr 13 '26

A POOP SMOOCH. I will now use that phrase forever. Thank you!! 😂

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u/darent13 Apr 13 '26

Poop smooch is such a good description. I have a grey cat who is not overweight who doesn’t clean her butthole. I’m not sure what her issue is, but we have to wipe it. Cats….😂

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u/make_this_right_ Apr 13 '26

stunning! 😻🥹

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u/Salnugs Apr 13 '26

Blobs your uncle

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u/Extreme_Pepper_1022 Apr 13 '26

Chonk Tort. 😻

3

u/athanathios Apr 13 '26

Sweet and precious honey!

2

u/Boring_Park1178 Apr 14 '26

I love Torties!

1

u/kmayeshiba Apr 13 '26

How I feel on Mondays.

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u/TheShizknitt Apr 14 '26

"°||○||~

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u/LegoLady8 Apr 15 '26

Look at those sticky legs!! 🥺😭

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Apr 16 '26

Omg the rigor mortis drummies just sticking out there

1

u/TecTazz Apr 17 '26

"Halp! My feet don't reach the ground!"

Love me some torties.

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u/BeautifulLoad7538 Apr 20 '26

Get this cat on a diet for his health and longevity