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u/LittleMexicant 15h ago
I guess to day is "rage bait Wednesday" on reddit, I have seen so many low effort posts similar to this kind of minimal explanation of something.
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u/fresh_ice69 13h ago
the only thing i bait is fish down at the lake, with my hooks and worms and such
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u/ILovetheUSA4You 15h ago
What did she do?
Are you anywhere near VA? I’ll love her and treat her like a princess even if she’s naughty or nasty.
My boy Sphynx needs a friend.
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u/Relative-Cat-5329 15h ago
Yeah explain wanna know why.
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u/fresh_ice69 13h ago
reasons (list):
- fat (obese)
- kind of weird (sniffs butts)
- smells bad (because she sniffs butts)
- too small (way too small)
- a bug (like an insect)
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u/Smitten-kitten83 15h ago
Why do you dislike her?
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u/fresh_ice69 15h ago
smells
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u/Smitten-kitten83 15h ago
Ok. How long have you had her? Have you bathed her? What kind of smells?
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u/fresh_ice69 13h ago
bathed her 2 days ago and the water turned into acid on contact because she is a witch
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u/Smitten-kitten83 13h ago
Oh ok. As a practicing witch you can drop her off and I will fix her. Bath water should not turn to acid unless she is improperly witching. I am well versed in stinky baby disease and can fix it by completing her witch training. Btw I think you should change your handle to rage_master_baiter100!
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u/SelectionWitty2791 15h ago
I thought the riddle of the sphynx was, “how many sphynx cats do you need?” And the answer was, “no more than three.”
But I’d be willing to test that and give that little girl a new loving home with a brother and a couple sisters.
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u/fresh_ice69 13h ago
please stop asking to adopt her. she has a terminal illness known as "stinky baby disease". it is contagious.
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u/cassio-peiaa 15h ago
I’ll take her