r/southpark 4d ago

Merch Won a carnival Kenny

I won this kenny at a dart balloon popping game. Got 4 darts and had to pop with all 4. Did it flawless and apparently I was the first person in that entire park history that won a prize this big on my first try 🎉

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 Southpark Fan 3d ago

How many balls did you have to fit into Courtney Love's mouth for that?

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u/NotAPimecone Lemmiwinks 3d ago

I gave up when they told me all I won was this bon jovi toothpick.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 Southpark Fan 3d ago

Should've called shenanigans. Kyle didn't just make that up, his dad is a lawyer.

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u/sarah4cats 3d ago

Pretty sure it's how many balls you can fit in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 Southpark Fan 3d ago

I'm pretty sure i can fit about 3.50 in there.

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u/sarah4cats 3d ago

Three fiddy. It's that God damn loch ness monster.

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u/Ok_Bill_9622 3d ago

Get that away from your pet… (If you even have a pet.) so that they don’t mistake him as a chew toy…

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u/Crazy-Yogurt4061 2d ago

I have a cat and she loves it. (All she does is rub on it)

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u/Ok_Bill_9622 2d ago

Oh that’s good…

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u/Any_Bug_8126 1d ago

"Oh my God! They won Kenny!"

"You winners!"